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Conrad Zimmerman | 10:56 PM on 07.02.2008 30 comments




I've been doing the recap for the last few hours (it's coming soon) but I can't believe I didn't see a post about this. Today was king3vbo's birthday. I even pulled the above image early this afternoon to make a post and then just totally spaced on it.

So, without further ado, Happy Birthday, king. Can we get some boobs in this biznatch for him?



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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:02
Samit Sarkar
I only came for the boobs, and I was not disappointed. Happy birthday, king!
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:02
bunnyrabbit2
Happy Birthday King. Though I hardly know you, I hope you get some sweet presents and moneyz
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:02
king3vbo
Tits? I'm down


I LOVE YOU ALL (especially Conrad)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:03
MrSadistic
Happy Birthday King, you son of a bitch. Lets have a giant not-gay sex orgy.
Procyon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:04
Procyon
Happy B-day... uhh... tits...
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:06
mid3vol
hope you have/had a wonderful birthday! <3
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:12
Coonskin05
"You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die! "
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:18
Snaileb
OH SH*T

Happy Birthday King3vbo! Glad you joined dtoid for cereal.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:22
TheDreadHawk
Omg the man I always follow had his birthday today?

FUCK! I totally screwed up.

And MrSadistic: I was totally psyched until you said "not-Gay". :[
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:29
nebones
Happy Birthday!

also,tits
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:30
free touch
Happy Birthday yo!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:31
Shin Oni


You win.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:37
Y0j1mb0
Happy Birthday Brother! You da Man.

kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:37
kaciesaurus
happy birthday!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:59
the GAMEGOBLIN
Oh shi-

you are the fucking king 'round these parts! Happy Birthday! Go get drunk and watch hentai, you deserve it!

Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 00:08
Dynamic Sheep
Happy Birthday!

bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 00:10
bbrigg1
Happy ( . )( . ) day
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 01:11
braulio09
Happy birthday.

Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 03:12
Justice
Happy bday dude!
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 03:19
Tekoa
happy birthday
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 03:22
AngelsDontBurn
HAPPY BDAY! :D
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 04:24
Haxan
Happy Birthsdays!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 07:30
Kryptinite
I love boobs. I love King. I love boobs and King.

Happy Birthday

aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 09:16
aborto thefetus
Screw King, I have come for breasts.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 09:28
Maurice Tan
Oh shit, happy birthday!!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 12:29
blehman
Oh sh!t, I missed it HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING!!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 12:52
Darren Nakamura
You look like a jerk.
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