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I am the Deputy News Editor at Destructoid. I write about videogames for a living. That last sentence is as awesome as it sounds, though not always in the ways you might think.

I also play host to Destructoid's live streaming satellite studio, Couchtoid. From there, we broadcast Backlog, an attempt to work through my stack of old games one hour at a time (Weeknights, 10pm Pacific) and Saturday Morning Hangover where Dtoid writer Jordan Devore and the always lovely ImpossiblePlant play often painful games for your amusement (Saturdays, 10am Pacific).

I'm fond of all types of gaming, either on a screen or a tabletop. In terms of video games, my interests vary wildly from platformers (2D preferred) to RPGs and the occasional FPS. The greatest game of all time is Mega Man 2 and any suggestion otherwise will be met with swift vengeance.

E-mail: conrad@destructoid.com
Twitter: ConradZimmerman
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Pinball FX 2 (XBLA)
Pac-Man Championship Edition DX (XBLA)
Geometry Wars 2 (XBLA)


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About Rodney Dangerfield:



The mere inclusion of Rodney Dangerfield can vastly improve anything. Films, music, toasters, anything. In particular, the force of Rodney Dangerfield could elevate video games to the level in which they are accepted by the mainstream as a true art form, bringing together people of all races, creeds and tax brackets in peace and harmony.

RIP Rodney.

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F*** YOU DVDDESIGN - Day 20 (NSFW) Conrad Zimmerman | 12:46 AM on 05.20.2008 27 comments

Darious sent me an e-mail tonight, said he might have a line on my missing GTA IV. He told me a little bit about his investigative methods. Apparently, the best way to start looking for a missing person is to spend twelve to twenty-four hours watching pornography. And he sent me this image: I was absolutely shocked. My poor GTA IV reduced to being taken from behind by Karnov. I mean, at least I know it's alive and all but to suffer that kind of indignity is horrifying. I've asked Darious to try and track down the management of the website and see if they have a current address or any more information. Still, even if I do find it, will it want to be found? And will I ever be able to look at it the same way?