Yes, yes, GTA IV is a masterpiece that everyone is adoring. Well, almost everyone. Some of us have a little restraint, after all. And for my stalwart brethren who have eschewed the pleasures of the game in lieu of a loftier goal, I offer this: Five ways you can enjoy GTA IV without actually playing it.
Pwn it in teh Haloez
I wouldn't take it on Live, though. Incredibly foul-mouthed and offensive
What kind of job do you have that you can spend so much time thinking up and executing so many consistently kickass blog posts? I want to work in that field, whatever it is.
The floor recognizes the gentlemen from Arizonas' hard work. The floor is now ready to hear arguments on why this should be a regular weekly post. The floor nominated the gentleman from Arizona to create and star in these epic "Pwn Your Games" segments. All in favor...
GTA has clearly brainwashed you into thinking that you can just sleep with any game just because you take it out for dinner and a movie. Disgraceful...
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Awesome.
lol...THIS IS AWESOME....good post Conrad...good post.
Fucking Hilarious dude, just just made my day
I love you Conrad <3
This post is teh awesome. It doesn't afraid of anything.
incredible post Conrad!
Best GTA post of the week!
Haha dude that's epic. It's always nice to see a man bonding with his videogames.
BONUS POINTS!!!!
Strangely, that perfectly encapsulates my week with dvddesign.
look on your face whilst doing pilates = win.
This post is perfect in every way imaginable.
I am totally going to pwn my copy in teh Haloez. I'm not sure about the rest of it.
haha awwww how romantic!
This is an amazing post.
Hey Conrad, the game-sex is great. You have no idea on the quality of head you are missing out on.
Awesome post dude! You are a master at the art of loling!
wow, your gta is easy. i'd get tested.
What kind of job do you have that you can spend so much time thinking up and executing so many consistently kickass blog posts? I want to work in that field, whatever it is.
Conrad needs to ditch that whore for a classier game.
The floor recognizes the gentlemen from Arizonas' hard work. The floor is now ready to hear arguments on why this should be a regular weekly post. The floor nominated the gentleman from Arizona to create and star in these epic "Pwn Your Games" segments. All in favor...
This post is teh awesome. It doesn't afraid of anything.
GTA has clearly brainwashed you into thinking that you can just sleep with any game just because you take it out for dinner and a movie. Disgraceful...
Also hilarious :D
please tell me you went to see ironman with someone, and did not in fact just purchase 2 tickets for that picture lol
I choked on my food laughing.
Your GTA IV is so much better than mine. Sad face.
I agree. Bonus points.
Fucking Epic.
Hahaha, taking GTA to see Iron Man, classic.
lol good show
Ahh, GTA IV such an easy slut.
Great post, Conrad.
my gta iv gave me herpagonosyphilitis. b.
Turns out it was actually a post-op Saint's Row.
Aww, you even bought a separate ticket for your copy, that’s so sweet...
haha do you take all your relationships this fast?
Yes, but it'll take two and a half years of co-habitation to give it a ring.
My favorite post in a long time, haha.
Epic Win post :-)
Hahaha, this was a tall mountain of win.