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F*** YOU DVDDESIGN - Day 04
Conrad Zimmerman | 1:12 PM on 05.02.2008 37 comments


Yes, yes, GTA IV is a masterpiece that everyone is adoring. Well, almost everyone. Some of us have a little restraint, after all. And for my stalwart brethren who have eschewed the pleasures of the game in lieu of a loftier goal, I offer this: Five ways you can enjoy GTA IV without actually playing it.

Pwn it in teh Haloez


I wouldn't take it on Live, though. Incredibly foul-mouthed and offensive


Have it be your Pilates partner


Remember to be conscious of your breathing


Take it out to see a movie


I highly recommend Iron Man


Enjoy a romantic, candlelight dinner


"You have really beautiful font, you know that?"


And there's always...


Also, check out the "multiplayer".



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bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
Awesome.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
lol...THIS IS AWESOME....good post Conrad...good post.
Vlambo's Destructoid Blog
Fucking Hilarious dude, just just made my day
Passionate Styos's Destructoid Blog
I love you Conrad <3
blehman's Destructoid Blog
This post is teh awesome. It doesn't afraid of anything.
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
incredible post Conrad!
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Best GTA post of the week!
Holyetheline's Destructoid Blog
Haha dude that's epic. It's always nice to see a man bonding with his videogames.
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
BONUS POINTS!!!!
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
Strangely, that perfectly encapsulates my week with dvddesign.
Das Inchworm's Destructoid Blog
look on your face whilst doing pilates = win.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
This post is perfect in every way imaginable.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
I am totally going to pwn my copy in teh Haloez. I'm not sure about the rest of it.
DJDuffy 's Destructoid Blog
haha awwww how romantic!
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
This is an amazing post.
BigPopaGamer's Destructoid Blog
Hey Conrad, the game-sex is great. You have no idea on the quality of head you are missing out on.
mix's Destructoid Blog
Awesome post dude! You are a master at the art of loling!
galagabug 's Destructoid Blog
wow, your gta is easy. i'd get tested.
Qalamari's Destructoid Blog
What kind of job do you have that you can spend so much time thinking up and executing so many consistently kickass blog posts? I want to work in that field, whatever it is.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Conrad needs to ditch that whore for a classier game.
CarlostheJackal's Destructoid Blog
The floor recognizes the gentlemen from Arizonas' hard work. The floor is now ready to hear arguments on why this should be a regular weekly post. The floor nominated the gentleman from Arizona to create and star in these epic "Pwn Your Games" segments. All in favor...
Mr Wilson's Destructoid Blog
This post is teh awesome. It doesn't afraid of anything.
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
GTA has clearly brainwashed you into thinking that you can just sleep with any game just because you take it out for dinner and a movie. Disgraceful...

Also hilarious :D
BlackSheep's Destructoid Blog
please tell me you went to see ironman with someone, and did not in fact just purchase 2 tickets for that picture lol
ceark's Destructoid Blog
I choked on my food laughing.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
Your GTA IV is so much better than mine. Sad face.
Quisling's Destructoid Blog
I agree. Bonus points.

Fucking Epic.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha, taking GTA to see Iron Man, classic.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
lol good show
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Ahh, GTA IV such an easy slut.

Great post, Conrad.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Destructoid Blog
my gta iv gave me herpagonosyphilitis. b.

Turns out it was actually a post-op Saint's Row.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Aww, you even bought a separate ticket for your copy, that’s so sweet...
timepants's Destructoid Blog
haha do you take all your relationships this fast?
Conrad Zimmerman's Destructoid Blog
Yes, but it'll take two and a half years of co-habitation to give it a ring.
Pixel Blue's Destructoid Blog
My favorite post in a long time, haha.
mistic's Destructoid Blog
Epic Win post :-)
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha, this was a tall mountain of win.


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