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I am the Deputy News Editor at Destructoid. I write about videogames for a living. That last sentence is as awesome as it sounds, though not always in the ways you might think.

I also play host to Destructoid's live streaming satellite studio, Couchtoid. From there, we broadcast Backlog, an attempt to work through my stack of old games one hour at a time (Weeknights, 10pm Pacific) and Saturday Morning Hangover where Dtoid writer Jordan Devore and the always lovely ImpossiblePlant play often painful games for your amusement (Saturdays, 10am Pacific).

I'm fond of all types of gaming, either on a screen or a tabletop. In terms of video games, my interests vary wildly from platformers (2D preferred) to RPGs and the occasional FPS. The greatest game of all time is Mega Man 2 and any suggestion otherwise will be met with swift vengeance.

E-mail: conrad@destructoid.com
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Geometry Wars 2 (XBLA)


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The mere inclusion of Rodney Dangerfield can vastly improve anything. Films, music, toasters, anything. In particular, the force of Rodney Dangerfield could elevate video games to the level in which they are accepted by the mainstream as a true art form, bringing together people of all races, creeds and tax brackets in peace and harmony.

RIP Rodney.

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CBlogs of 7.1.2008 Conrad Zimmerman | 1:16 AM on 07.02.2008 7 comments

PROTIP: Being on FAILCAST will destroy any sense of time or responsibility that you ever had. Sorry this is a couple of hours late and, frankly, is full of drunken comments from me. When you wind up on FAILCAST, you start drinking yourself into a stupor to avoid the massive amount of fail. Enjoy your recap. *- Friends make your gaming experiences what they are. A- Can we cross the political divide and make Obama a gaming fan? A- If you need further proof that an FFVII remake is unnecessary, xSledgewick has two words for you: Crisis Core S- michiyoyoshiku looks at the versatility of the PS2 in a new series entitled, "The PS2 is also a..." S- Control Freaks: DK Bongos (njsykora) S- RetRose Tinted: Amagon (Conrad Zimmerman) M- Taking the shotgun approach to the Monthly Musing, JynxShot talks about his favorite heroes M- KyleGamgee sees parallels in his life and the characters of Balthier and Fran M- PhazonYoshi loves a strong woman like Alyx Vance M- Dagerr and Tidus M- Samus Aran (pedrovay2003) M- Majora's Mask (Phoenix Gamma) M- Grand Theft Auto IV (Kiro_Redwolf) M- K'Dash (Shin Oni) M- Luigi (covah) P- Failcast records tonight, and it will be epic C- CBlog XBox Achieve-a-Challenge! (Ends 07.31) C- Make some new Darious Pickman content for me and win a Dreamcast (Ends 7.7) C- Post random crap and get the CoD4 Map Pack for PS3 (Euro only, Ends ???) E- Tiff goes to Comic-Con F- Pumpy wanted to play GTA IV with us tonight. Grand Tuesday Auto? F- TFTuesday! S- How camwhores can ruin a gaming community S-Soul Calibur IV might need nearly 9gb of space C- Scientist tz made Mr. Destructoid into a character for Arkham Horror C- unstoppablejuggernaut loves the Monthly Musings and is moving to California C- unstoppablejuggernaut wants to couch surf across America and he needs your couch I- Meet my fiance; post contains Mr. Destructoid artwork B- carollelogram (who has the best username I've seen in a long time) wishes Haxan a happy birthday N- Treyarch apologizes for comment about Brothers in Arms that they didn't make N- Gears of War 2 voice actor says the sequel will affect you more than Bioshock N- Screenshot of Catwoman in MK vs. DC N- play.com has UK exclusive faceplate with pre-order of Soul Calibur IV N- We might see Castle Crashers at the end of September N- Fallout 3 producer disses on Diablo III N- New site to track PS3 Trophies springs up. N- An overview of the recent news and rumors regarding Rock band 2 N- Soul Calibur IV might need nearly 9gb of space N- FF IV dev team asks for trouble by inviting questions from the internets N- More songs revealed for Rock Band 2 N- Warhawk getting Trophies N- Battlefield: Bad Company may get new features N- The Heavy will recieve the next TF2 update N- Chrono Trigger coming to DS V- Video interview with De Blob developer V- Crysis Warhead teaser V- New Resistance 2 footage R- Review: Summon Knight Twin R- SunTzu review of Final Fantasy Tactics A2 R- Gear review: Rock Band drum silencers T- GTA IV is overrated, according to Mr Dillinger T- BahamutZero's drunken impressions of Battlefield: Bad Company T- Dao2-SKP really loves Total Annhilation T- coire pitches a new music game for Activision: Acoustic Hero T- JoshDunford fears for the commercialized future of video games T- Diablo remaining Diablo is not a bad thing T- Guitar Hero III DLC mysteriously appeared on TheDreadHawk's 360 T- Cloudphobia looks like a pretty cool shmup T- Zone of the Enders two is a dynamic, ever-changing experience T- Impressions of Concerto Gate T- Tenro's impressions of World Ends With You D- Luc Bernard shares a pitch that didn't get caught A- Jack of No Trades gives us a new model dedicated to The Wrath F- Tekken film expected to get an "R" rating F- Arrested Development movie! DO WANT! S- Coire's copy of the Resident Evil reference book arrived R- eBay auction for PSP case featuring Samus R- Check out coonskin05's new video links service V- Chimpmunk-ed Team Fortress 2 "Meet the Heavy" vid V- A video blog about the gamer's place in societal heirarchy V- Blind teenager developed echo-location V- Two black guys argue over a cheeseburger V- Darth Vader golfing commercial ?- Deleting data so you can get trophies or something S- Pretty sure we've seen the fat iraqi kid before S- Start of the Affair was soooo last month F- I have no clue what you're talking about but, based on the effort you made, this fails F- Do you like games? I like forums. F- Direct your request to the forums, thanks. F- I don't know what it is, but I know it fails. F- What? F- I know what you're talking about but ... god damn it HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO CBLOG RECAPS