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Video Blog #6 Surface-level Satisfied Punk
Conrad Zimmerman | 12:56 PM on 07.03.2009 17 comments




Once more, it's time for me to put my ugly mug in front of the camera and deliver a diatribe whether you want it or not. In this video, I talk a little bit about my recent move, make an observation about not being very observant and bitch about something that I'm probably blowing completely out of proportion but can't resist. Also, there's a special little surprise at the end.

Here are some links:

- Go listen to RFGO!
- One dumb patent
- Reference material

As always, your comments, feedback and questions are appreciated.

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Video Blog #5 - Moving Nightmares
Conrad Zimmerman | 12:42 PM on 06.24.2009 16 comments




Hey, look at that! It's another video blog! I haven't done one since before E3 so, despite being absurdly busy, I decided that you guys deserved it. By which I mean you've all been very naughty and need to be tormented with more of my incessant rambling.

Also, I've attempted to stretch my legs a little bit in editing this one. I'm a total amateur but I don't think it's all that bad for a first attempt.

I would like to note that, in the process of editing this video, I have probably overcome my fear. In fact, I'm more than a little embarassed by it, but, goddamn it, I was five years old and that should probably afford me a little slack. It's way scarier in my head.

Here are some relevant links to this video:

- Con Man
- My current apartment setup (I wanted to take a new set of pictures for this but I think the camera is already packed, sorry)
- The only scary thing now is Gary Busey

As always, your comments, questions and feedback on these video blogs are much appreciated.

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Video Blog #4 - The Zapper
Conrad Zimmerman | 12:11 PM on 05.26.2009 13 comments




I can't say exactly why it popped into my head when I was trying to decide how to title this video blog, but calling it The Zapper made my brain leap to The Shocker. If there were a sexual maneuver called "The Zapper," what do you suppose that would be?

Anyway, enjoy some semi-coherent ramblings from yours truly as I touch on a couple of viewer questions, talk about the classic NES light gun and go a little bit into what I want from E3.

As always, your comments, questions and feedback are appreciated. Links to some of the things I mention are below.

- Console General T-Shirt
- The Robot Man
- Heavy Rain

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Video Blog #3 - Late Night Delight
Conrad Zimmerman | 1:51 AM on 05.13.2009 15 comments




It's time for another video blog. Tonight I spend a few minutes talking about my feelings on the cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever and a give some words about Playboy Magazine. No links this week, as I'm sure you're more than capable of finding the Duke Nukem art stuff that's been making the rounds on the front page. That, and I'm tired and can't be arsed.

As always, your comments, thoughts and feedback are appreciated. Also, I may start answering viewer questions in these, so feel free to toss some of those at me as well.

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Video Blog #2 - Conrad Hatsworth
Conrad Zimmerman | 8:08 PM on 05.07.2009 19 comments




You asked for it, by God, you're getting it.

As I state in the video, this is another test run of sorts as I try to get my audio issues worked out. So, if you're still having problems hearing me or have any other sort of audio problem with it, please let me know so I can continue to tweak a bit. Actually, if you have any problem with it at all or further suggestions, please let me know.

Other things I mention in this video:

- Christmas Pudding
- Dokapon Journey (Amazon.com)
- These guys rule.

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I did a video blog thing. It is here.
Conrad Zimmerman | 7:28 PM on 05.06.2009 39 comments




Hey, look at that. It's a video blog. I'm aiming to be more pretentious and egomaniacal every day! Below are links to various things I'm talking about.

- Sam and Max Surfin' the Highway: Anniversary Edition (on Amazon)
- Bioshock Art Book (Take Two store)
- My Name is Bruce (Youtube)

Do you want more of this? What would you like to see if I did do more of them? Is it just me, or is my left eyebrow totally screwed up? Answers to all of these questions and more can be found in the comments if someone else bothers to put them there.

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