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8:44 PM on 05.16.2011

Comments of the Week: Schrodinger's Cat


Each week there's usually a theme for Commentoid huh?

Well coincidentally there has been some discussion about a cat. A very specific cat. A cat often trapped in a paradox.

Perhaps it is Schrodinger's Cat?

From: Child of Eden: Saving Eden with Kinect...or not


From: My Blog...It Writhes

Because Gen is an intelligent and sensible human being, she took this kind advice just as an intelligent and sensible person ought to. She took it well. (Also, she's a dental student. You know how hard it is to be a dentist?)

From: Brink Dev: 1% of Games Shouldn't Make 99% of the Profit

Sad truth. Also disgusting...but true.

From: Hackers Bring Other OS Back to Playstation

From: Milla Jovovich Tweets About the New Resident Evil Movie


From: Amazon Cloud servers possibly used in PSN hack attack


From: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 trailer official reveal

We can all breath a sigh of relief knowing that Modern Warfare 3 isn't just another unobtainable dream.

Okay, I'm just going to say this. Jim Sterling's review of the new PS Firmware update is filled with funny comments. I would have just linked the entire Comments of the Week to that page if allowed. I have just selected a very few from a very large pool of funny comments.

From: Firmware Update 3.61


Fucking Bias

I believe someone is still bitter to know that we are all sex maniacs.

From: Sony Hackers bring back Other OS

Both interpretations seem acceptable.

From: Ocarina of Time 3D: 3DS improvements detailed

It's all about asking the right people.

From: Witcher 2 edits out sexual favors for Australian release

Because as argued before, sex is important in video games.

From: Atlus Japan's new webpage for upcoming DS RPG

Okay granted. But what about the cuteness? THE CUTENESS??!?!?!?

From: Deus Ex sites hacked, 80,000 registered users at risk

I don't even...Wut?

From: What Sony told publishers about PSN three weeks later

That's a bit much. And I grew up on Halo.

From: inFAMOUS 2 trailer gives you a quick plot refresher

Okay, I'm going to assume that the guy is worried that Jim will give it a bad review. My question is: Why should you care? If you think you're going to enjoy the game then go ahead and enjoy the game. WHY DO YOU NEED A NUMBER'S FUCKING APPROVAL?!?!?!?


From: ?Forums?

Why?: Because

LawofThermalDynamics   read

11:41 PM on 05.08.2011

Comments of the Week: I Feel Feyntastic

I was away for a little while, but now I'm back. I guess Xero had to step out for a little while or something, and The Bus asked me to do some Commetingoid. I wasn't super busy, so I said, "sure!"

This week's Commentoid is in honor of the esteemed Dr. Feynman, who is my new hero, ever since I finished reading his book. I can't say enough good things about it: humor, wit, adventures, and science! Totally worth reading.

I guess it's also a reference to a song of a similar name by the amazing Jonaathan Coulton.


You see, when you examine it deeply, it's not really so unfair to ask about how magnets work.

I did about a week's worth of the frontpage (here to here) and cblogs (here to here).

From: Nintendo confirms new console in quarterly report

This kind of fragmentation of their market should be concerning at some level. Two different latest-gen systems plus two current-gen systems that have nowhere near lived out their welcome?

From: Cospa makes Persona 4 glasses

What a remarkably complete analysis of a pair of gimmicky gaming spectacles. Are you a doctor or something? The stuff you seem to take for granted that glasses-wearing people know is unbeknownst to me, a glasses-wearer for over twenty years.

From: Allow Me To Be Dark, For But A Moment (NVGR)

I am a sucker for kind, understanding words from one human to another, especially on Dtoid. I love to see the truth in such things.

From: Rocket launcher enemas!

I was going to comment, but then I noticed The Sama said pretty much exactly what I would have. Let it be known that there still exist shooters that put everyone on a more or less equal playing field at the start of a match.

From: Assassin's Creed Revelations reveal incoming

Man, I will take the barest excuse to include a picture of Kristen Bell, won't I?

Huh. This is the second time I've done ths. Oh hey, looks like Veronica Mars is on streaming Netflix. Worth checking out!

From: Review: Fate of the World

Nice wake-up call for some people in this comments thread.

From: Here's every fatality from the new Mortal Kombat

Komplex maths and kodes to simulate your kombats.

From: Square Enix trademarks Hitman: Absolution

Are you ready for this? Let's just let the anticipation build for a second.

Okay, that's quite enough.

Why do I love this site? It's probably that feeling you get just before you open a post, where you just can't wait to see if there's a ridiculous, impromptu meme in the comments.

From: A Mario Paint Easter egg kit was a thing once

I can't imagine it originated here, but the "is a thing" / "a thing that happened" stuff always makes me chuckle, so high five to Megastryke.

From: Review: Air Penguin

I won't tarnish these humorous comments with my lame jokes, so instead here is a video of Feynman playing bongos. He was apparently a reasonably competent percussionist in Brazil, where he went to teach for a while.


From: What Video Games Have Done to Us

As a public service announcement, the best way to get comments to the actual Commentoid officiators is to go to the Commentoid blog, look on the sidebar for who is the current one, and PM them. I was lucky to see it this time, Occams!

From: P2 Press Start: A Grateful Man

Help! Crime got taken over by a bot! I love making fun of spam bots. Although, who says he's imitating a bot? This could explain a lot...

From: Xbox Live phishing scammers infest Modern Warfare 2

This portion of Commentoid is known as Bakewell's corner. He has a habit of showing up at least once when it's my turn.


These posts are rife with comments. Sometimes this is just way too easy. I especially prefer to read falsenipple's comment in the voice of a turret from Portal.

From: PSN+ for 30 days? how 'bout suck mah...

I'm just going to leave you with this. It's good that we have people who are trained to deal with these kind of cblog posts in the correct manner.

Creating this image would not have been possible without the use of CSS3 Multi-column support, now also in the first preview build of IE10.

From: Converse x Super Mario Bros. 25th anniversary shoe

I'll let you judge. I'm not much of a Chuck Taylors guy. Then again, I'm not a tap dancing guy either.

From: What Project Cafe means for a hardcore Nintendo fan

I love that it wasn't until my second time visiting this page that I got the joke. It's hard for me to espresso how mocha I love these.

From: Frozenbyte Bundle owners get source code, level editor

I see. Tell me more about this "WUT".

From: Will You Survive The Hipster Apocalypse?

You have lost me. Hopelessly. Being on this site and making such a comment are at such odds in my mind that it's going to implo--

From: What Video Games Have Done to Us

Assignment: make a weird comment on some random blog...? Sounded like a spambot until I didn't find a link at the end.

A brief interlude with Feynman: a puzzle.


From: Dog fighting game Dog Wars pulled from Android Market

You do realize that censorship really wouldn't be a big deal if we were talking about things that everyone agrees are good, right? Someone doesn't seem to understand that censorship only really matters when talking about distasteful, horrendous, heinous, or just plain unpopular things.

From: Sniper: Ghost Warrior coming to PS3 on June 28

I'm not a video game historian by any stretch of the imagination, but I can remember sniper rifles as far back as the Railgun in Quake 2. That's quite a long time ago. Or are you redundantly saying that all FPS gaming is "modern"?

From: Blizzard: Diablo III is 'in the home stretch'

I love a good "sarc". I dunno, I just made that word up. It's stupid. Anyway, I couldn't decide whether to put this in LOL or WUT. Ultimately, I noticed WUT was looking a bit light, so there we go.

As compensation for not having anything witty or interesting to say here, I know you're dying to hear what Feynman says about the train after the end of the previous video. I wouldn't dream of keeping that from you.


From: PSA: Don't download the new Fallout: New Vegas patch yet!

See, the thing is, trying isn't quite good enough. If you try to fix a game I paid a good $60 for, but fail miserably (as they appear to have done--there are still major, game-breaking glitches today), then that doesn't count for good will. That just makes you look incompetent. I'm also glad you're not a game developer.

From: Super Mario Bros. Wii bath stickers for your shower time

I did a lot of "uhhhhh" while reading this.

From: L.A. Noire lets you skip bits if you keep failing

I don't know why people latched onto this particular comment when almost everything related to this post was equally vehement and zealous.

As an aside, in order to get the fancy miniature effects you see there, I modify the page with a bunch of javascript before screenshotting. It's so clever I felt like telling you about it. Maybe I will share my scripts in a future Commentoid.

That wraps it up for this week. Until next time!

knutaf   read

7:28 PM on 04.24.2011

Comments of the Week: Easter Egg (hidden in the Statue of Happiness) Edition!

Is your brain a fizzing synaptic mess after excessive chocolate and alcohol overload? Hey, welcome to Easter!

Us British folk have a double-header of holidays - the usual Easter celebrations with Friday and Monday off and the Royal Wedding next weekend meaning...another Friday and Monday off! I guess some of you across the pond may care about this and some do not. The sentiment is pretty similar here (apart from the days off, of course). Still, best of luck to them and all that.

Apparently the wedding is to be streamed live on YouTube. Will it get more hits than Rebecca Black? Only time will tell.

On with the comments!

From Octocock

This comment brought to you by "Aaah, so that's where it started!"

From Marvel vs Capcom Merchandise Program Launched

Well, that's more just Marvel, but still, they would be nice.

From Rumor Explosion: HD Wii 2/Stream/Project Cafe

It would be great but methinks it's a lot to ask.

From Mortal Kombat on the 360 - worth your time?
From the article
Keep your children away from this one. There, I said it, and I mean it. This one should not be sold, or played by, anyone under 18. I'll go into a definitive reason later in the review (and the reason it only received 3 stars), but the disclaimer had to be there. WHen they say M for Mature, they mean it.

Like going to a curry house with a strong dislike of spicy or exotic food, I'm with ChillyBilly on this one. But then, we would start an argument on reviews and whether someone who dislikes a brand of game can fairly review a game in that group. That's a discussion for another time.

From 360 Friday Night Fights: Cave Johnson Edition

"Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out? Because you are fired."
-Cave Johnson

From The scoop on Backbreaker Vengeance play modes

This comment was actually more complex than a football game. Crikey.

From Ashley Davis is in the Mega Man tribute art book

Tony Ponce: You could actually be Mega Man, and you still won't be Mega Man enough for him.

From New Max Payne screns will put hair on your...head

I believe this phenomenon is called "The Green-Eyed Sonic Paradigm".

From It took me a while to find the "post a blog" button

This is from a 2-day-old blog, which makes you both yesterday's news muhahahaha?

From Rumor Explosion: HD Wii 2/Stream/Project Cafe

At first I thought "good point", but then, what's the alternative? That it doesn't come out on Wii at all?

From Aamazing: Rapture Revealed

I get it! You took the "Amazing" topic for the month and referred to your dick. Fucking Bravo.

Please remember to eat your greens (and reds) and PM Commentoid if there are any comments you would like included in next week's roundup!

CaptainBus   read

6:02 PM on 04.13.2011

Comments of the Week: I'm still getting used to this Edition

I couldn't really think of anything relevant for a header image, so here's a reminder that Portal 2 comes out in less than a week.

Hey guys. Freak here again, filling in for knutaf. I know this week's post isn't quite on schedule, but writing these things take a lot more time than I expected. Lot of respect for those who do this regularly, I have a hard enough time as a backup.

We got a new interface for the cblogs now, huh? I predict big things happening in Dtoid soon. Maybe we can see Podtoid 2.0 resurface? Hint hint?
Seriously, it's been too long since Podtoid ended. I want to see a new one rise!

Now I'm not going to lie, was kinda hard to find this week's comments. Seemed like not a whole lot happened in the comment sections; its one of the reasons why I was kinda late getting these up. However, if anyone can find better comments from this week, feel free to rub it in my face. I'll admit it, I haven't quite gotten used to the job, and I will accept my lack of experience showing.

But enough of that. Here's what I DID find.

Debatoid: Are scores necessary in video game reviews?

I picked this one for a few reasons, but the primary one being that DF brings up some good points about us and reviews. We keep saying that we are tolerant of other reviewers' differing opinions, yet I still know of people who I normally respect will get angry at other people just because they didn't like a game you did. I'm guilty of this as well, and I've tried to stop this as of late. I can't stop anyone, but I would like to remind people that there's a difference between having a counter-argument, and a slam on the person in question. Just consider what it is you're saying before you say it. But you probably don't need me to tell you that. Also, there's a difference between not taking a reviewer seriously, and taking his opinion with a grain of salt.

But in all honesty, the whole blog was filled with great opinionated comments. Debatoid is truly a great idea, and I hope it flourishes.

Let Portal 2 sell you some quality footwear

Now, I'm not normally one to complain about ads on a free blog, but an ad that is over a minute long is a bit much. Fortunately, the Interdimensional Master Shark Demon is currently working on the case. So I guess things will be running smoothly again soon.

How to donate to the Jonathan Holmes burglary fund

This is why I stay at Destructoid. No one can match the kind of Community we have. Oh, and Holmes? If you read this, know that I'd gladly send you my regards in currency form, but alas, I am jobless. So all I can send is my hope that you're able to get everything straightened out to the best of your ability, and that they catch the jackholes who burgled you.

"SuckerPunching" the 360?! *Confirmed*

mrandydixon: Master of Wit and Aroused Male Sexual Organs

Anonymouse - A Re-Introduction

I second the notion. Seriously, that was the most amazing comment I've seen this week. I'd give it a seal of approval if I had one.

Gears of War 3 multiplayer beta starts up April 18

That post doesn't have enough F-bombs in it. I also didn't read a whole lot in the post about people being disappointed with Bulletstorm or buying it solely for the purpose of playing the beta, but whatevs.

ESRB: L.A. Noire has blood spurts, pubic hair, racism

What's that? POLITICS AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN MY GAMING BLOG??? Wait, it's just Mattrodroid. Carry on.

Review: SOCOM 4: U.S. Navy SEALs

See my previous statements about reviewers. The game doesn't even come out until Tuesday, so I'm really finding it hard to take half of these Jim-blasting comments seriously.

I said before that I thought this was a weak week, and I expect plenty of criticism this time around, which I will try and take. The other guys are probably much better than I am at this.

But I've said enough. I'm out (Freak out?)!

VGFreak1225   read

4:46 PM on 04.02.2011

Comments of the Week: CaptainBus watches you when you comment Edition

Natalie Portman in When Carrots Ruled the Earth (due out in Spring 2012)

Greetings, true lovers of the comment! As you may or may not know I have been keeping myself mighty busy with Debatoid, which is doing pretty well. If it wasn't working out though, did I have any backup plans?

Yes Sir, yes indeed I did.

I review the latest in videogame hardware in peripherals; after they have been dipped in maple syrup. Was planning on making it a big hit with the Canadian audience.

I send a load of consoles and games to the legendary rock musician Meat Loaf, along with my email address and instructions on the kind of reviews I'd like to read, and hopefully he responds with some good reviews.

I review games, with the added twist of taking a shot every time I died. My first games were going to be Demon's Souls and Super Meat Boy, so I might hold off on that one for a while.

Don' knaow if ya cud get yer mince pies round this lil' cracker guv'nor, but the ol' Jackie Chan was to do the ol' blummy Bananarama in proper ol' cockney mush! Right ol' pudding that'd be I tells ya! Knees up Mother Brown!

Videogame stories in rhyme (or verse)

Thus, did I once chance upon
A preview of that Duke Nukem;
My eyes did scour, and thus did find,
He slapped a dainty femme's behind.

No doubt, you may have heard decree,
The Press (in their indignity)
Did rule the game as one to vex,
The equality rule of sex.

Seriously; the Poetrytoid one might be a keeper. Look out for that one.

We look at videogames and see how everything reminds you of a dick with a kink in it.

For instance, play a bit of Tetris a while...

Ah, looken sie now! Das purple shape ist ein dick mit a kink in it. No qvestion.

From Jokes aside...

From the article
Dude. I had the weirdest dream in a long time. It was even better than that time when I dreamt that Microsoft threw a console comparison party and Christian Slater was rapping at a nightclub. In this dream, our editors were answering phones, receiving faxes, and drawing our posts all day as if we were living back when Game Counselors roamed the land -- a time before the Internet would drive them to extinction.

I hear you, man, but for me it was going to be an international call, so I chose to in order to keep money in mah wallets. Doesn't mean I don't regret it...

From Max Payne 3 isn't dead, here are two new screens

Once the game is released, one of these comments will remain! We'll have to wait and see as to which.

From Interviewing the Interviewer: A silly chat with LawofThermalDynamics

Despite the fact that LawofThermalDynamics is one of my Commentoid bros, I defy anyone to contest Occams' true words.

From Comments of the week: Now subsidized under new parent corporation

No, don't worry, we're not going anywhere! Unless Stevil has some evil plan in 5 months time dun dun dunn?

From Technical Difficulties: A true opponent stands before me

Occams illustrates the hidden danger of buying preowned.


You are all invited to the raptor evangelist disco. If you are under 6.

From Retailer buys 3DS units from one store to sell preowned in another store
From the article:
UK retailer GAME has admitted that it got staff members to buy 3DS units from another store in order to re-sell them as pre-owned items at its own outlets.

While small, independently run stores sometimes re-sell cheap supermarket products, it's not often you'll get a major videogame retailer pulling a stunt like this, especially on such a freshly released product. Tesco was offering a launch deal where the system costs £175 when bought with a £34.90 3DS game, which GAME took advantage of. Up to £1049.50 was spent per trip to Tesco, amounting to five bundles' worth.

From the article
Nintendo has addressed the situation, confidently stating that it "won't significantly influence" the 3DS' chart performance.

Though you could argue it adds a new, dimension, to it?

From Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone Edition

Hmm, so the wrestlers would have to have their picnic in the park...what would that look like?

From Live Show: We're playing Dishwasher 2 early on Hangover

Seriously; Max isn't gonna like you for saying that, Corduroy!

From Revisiting the first Half Life: Why it is my favourite PC game of all time

tldr but all their avatars looked cool so I pit it in mah blawg dawg.

From Nintendo dislikes small indie studios but also loves em

IV Backstab MC wrote to Epic complaining about the language in Bulletstorm... he said it wasn't sweary enough.

That was it. There weren't any other wut comments! Seriously man, I looked really really hard!
Oh, ok, I did find one:

From Gorge on these lovely Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim shots!

Not only did I have to re-read this comment three times to understand it, but the guy's finger on the screenshot doesn't look like Stretch Armstrong's arm at all! In fact, it looks like a dick with a kink in it. Isn't that right Dr Freud?

Ja, dat is unqveschunably a dick mit a kink in it.

Please remember to tip your waiter and PM Commentoid if there are any comments you would like included in next week's roundup!

CaptainBus   read

1:26 PM on 03.26.2011

Comments of the Week: Now Subsidized Under New Parent Corporation

I was going to start this week by telling people my process of how I do Commentoid, but to celebrate the possibly hostile takeover by the new CEO of C-Blog Enterprises, Andrew Kauz, I think I'll go with a corporate office theme this week.

From: Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Crytek Considering DRM

I don't use Steam, but I'm going to assume it solves lots and lots of problems.

From: Look at this Ridiculously Large Custom Made 3DS AR Card

A personal wish of mine, but Pokemon Snap is in my top 3 of favorite Pokemon games. (Below Pokemon Red and Gold).

From: EA Sports Helping the Earth, Ditches Printed Manuals

Now what will I have to read on the toilet?!?!?

From: Duke Nukem Forever Multiplayer: Spank Women on the Ass

I like how a multiplayer option that involves slapping butt brings out such wonderful thoughts. Videogames, the gateway to critical analysis!

From: Mobile Dev: Angry Birds is the New Super Mario Bros

In Angry Birds, you slingshot some birds at pigs. Nobel Peace Prize?

From: An Audioblog About How I Read C-Blogs

Hi. I believe you should listen to the above comment. I don't like promoting our members or myself, but seriously, read the above words for they are True Truth (Copyright Commentoid 2011).

From: Zynga: Xbox Live is 'Too Small' for Farmville

(Harvest Moon; Fuck Yeah)


"Yo Bro! What'd you get at the GSTOP!!??!" "COD!!!" "AWWWW YEEAAAAH"

From: Review: Nintendo 3DS


From: Cave Johnson Sells Us On Portal 2's Panels

Did you read that and hear Jonah J's voice? Because I sure as hell did.

From: CNN Gets Gamer Who Grew Up on Halo to Review the 3DS

The natural thought process of anyone who saw the video.

Probably what actually happened over at CNN HQ. Here at Commentoid Corp. We promise that we will never betray our customers over hookers and blow.

Duke Nukem Forever Delayed

But where?

From: From Dust Still Looks Too Good to be True

The inner reflection of the ego. But the real question is..."Can it run Crysis?"

From the pits of evil comes beauty...and vice versa. The world is a complex swirl of existentialism.

From: Possible First Glimpse at Hitman 5

Hitman 5: If I Did It

From: State of the Cblogs Address from the New Big Boss

Today we welcome new CEO of C-Blog Enterprises. May his reign be as strong as his justice is swift.

From: No Silent Hill Mutiplayer, says Downpour producer

I was about to dismiss the multiplayer until this comment. Now I can't stop imagining the fun.

From: This

The website about toys did not post this post.

From: Levine: PS Move in BioShock would 'cheat' gamers

Truth, Lol, belongs on Commentoid.

From: Nintendo 3DS raw materials cost $101, says firm

Is this sarcasm because I can't tell. If it is, sorry for putting this in the Wut section. If it isn't, then you sir, do not know how capitalism works.

From: Review: Nintendo 3DS

This is everything that's wrong with review scores right here. "No Score?", as if we're supposed to enjoy something on a sliding scale of 1-10?

From: Corgi in a Yoshi outfit! Corgi in a Yoshi outfit!

You've obviously not paid any attention to Destructoid. Also cocks.

From: Review: Crysis 2

I have a feeling that whatever games I list as FPS with good stories, he'll dismiss them as being "Not really FPS". If you shoot something in First Person, it is an FPS.

From: When Trolls Become Journalists


Something Funny but irrelevant

From: State of the Cblogs Address from the New Big Boss

Right, so this happened:

The funny thing is that I can't change my username. I tried.

Fear the mighty reach of Destructoid and Hamza. Seriously, though, I laughed hard.

(Can I have my username back?)   read

7:53 PM on 03.18.2011

Comments of the week Ė 5 years of JOURNALISM edition

Originally I was going to write the beginning about THE AWESOME METAL GEAR SOLID L4D CAMPAIGN THAT YOU SHOULD ALL DOWNLOAD but Dtoid doesnít turn 5 every week so hereís a late happy birthday:

As a gift weíll be doing business as usual (because weíre cheapskates) so on to the comments!

From :

I prefer games that keep all the good things in other games but always add in something fresh to not be too similar.

From :

If you buy your games: You own them. No terms of conditions or EULAs should get in the way of that.

From :

Art is subjective so whether or not you think games are art or not doesn't really matter as long as we all just want better games rather than better movie-games. After all:


Nic Cage films are thought to be part of a higher class than games. I want you to think about that.

From :

This guy is acting like Kanye West of video game developers. No one wants to be the Kanye West.

From :

Again, art is subjective, blah, blah, blah...

From :

Nothing else needs to be said really.

From :

Never forget that Sturgeon's Law applies to people too.

From :

Torrenting =/= piracy guys. (Not that downloading it normally would have been any better. Bad Ubisoft.)

From :

I still don't get the point or problem with timed exclusives. Chances are whoever got it first are going to act as quality control and beta testers for the improved version coming your way.

From :

In loading screens we trust.

From :

Seriously click the link to that story at your own peril.

From :

Doing shit like this doesn't stop piracy but it does scare people from buying your games.

From :

They all look so excite

From :


Fortunately the 90's were the shit.

From :

I feel so proud for getting that joke.

From :

Okay Peter I get it. You like including finer details rather than important gameplay features or hiring decent writers but all I wanna know is where are our acorns and WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR TREES?!

From :

I miss the days when people used to link away from Jim articles when they wanted to back up opinion or speculation as fact rather than acknowledging there isn't a scapegoat for everything.

From :

Good news: pro/anti PS3 bullshit in the comment section is dying down
Bad news: Douchebags still exist

From :

Bakewell, buddy, you made it clear you don't like the Patcher articles from every other time you've posted in them. I don't really care either way (both sides can be equally as retarded) but bitching about them each time a new one is posted won't make them go away.

From :

You know I tried to mix up this Commentoid by not including the usual commenters and trying to put the same person in twice. Nearly made it before I saw Rogue now try to convince us that arcades are dead and Street Fighter plays better with a controller.

lol. No.

From :

Matt is really starting to remind me of a less cool and likeable version of the question:


From :

Comments like this just annoy me. They don't seem to have any purpose but pissing down on everyone's parade. I mean if OtakuDad gave reasons why he disliked the games or just stated that he didn't think it looked that interesting no problem but calling it ugly is just useless to everyone.

From :

All Jim haters are bi for Jim: CONFIRMED


Fact checking motherfucker! DO. YOU. DO. IT?

Well thatís all from me this week. Look forward to a return of the regular rotation next week but right now it's 1AM and I need some sleep. See you guys next time!

Xero   read

11:39 AM on 03.10.2011

Comments Of The Week(s) - Don't Tell Lies Edition

Lately I've been watching Lie To Me on Netflix. I also have access to Hulu Plus, so I just got to start season 3. The first season was fairly formulaic, but over time they've mixed it up more and more. There are really just two good reasons to watch it, though.

The premise of the show is that this dude, Cal Lightman, is basically a human lie detector by reading faces, voices, and so on. He's also as badass and daredevil as House, which makes him alright in my book. Watch out for that hand. If he starts pointing at you, you're screwed!

This is Cal's business partner, Gillian Foster. I trust this one doesn't need any explanation. Anyway, good acting, good writing. It's also on Netflix streaming, so what the heck are you waiting for?

In the spirit of truth, lies, lols, and wuts, let's proceed to this fairly long Commentoid.

From: Zombie kids! Dead Island trailer will amaze you

I'm not too ashamed to say I got pretty watery both times I watched the Dead Island trailer. I seriously doubt the game can reach that level of emotion, but it sounds promising in its own right.

From: Dead Island ... offensive?

Two fairly powerful, really good perspectives on this matter. Thank god for reasonable people, even if they sometimes don't balance out the vast horde of unerasonable ones out there. Bakewell, vomiting rainbows of truth for our benefit.

From: Music Unlimited launches for PlayStation 3 today

And to the people complaining that Xbox Live Gold costs money, you get services like for free with it. Or think of it that you're paying a small fraction of the Gold cost for the feature.

From: PSN hack lets users unban themselves, ban others

We can think of this as just paraphrasing the ubiquitous phrase about what sorts of things we can't have because of the existence of unsavory sorts.

From: Valve announces 'Steam Security' user protection

It's a well accepted fact at this point: Valve can do no wrong by us, basically. Bribing us with multiple disgustingly large sales every year tends to garner quite a store of good faith.

From: Review: Bit.Trip FLUX

You can probably tell this by reading any of my blogs at all, but I fully subscribe to the "gush about it" school of thought for games writing and reviewing. Reading why someone loves a game is the surest way for me to end up trying it myself. I don't want facts as much as I want detailed opinions.

From: Car Porn Forever: Gran Turismo 5 ships 6.37 million

This goes out to all the Podtoid fans out there. You know exactly what voice to use when reading this. Siegel-puns or something? I don't even know the origin of the term; I must have missed that ep.

From: Homefront viral video thinks Salt Lake City is a blast

I love reading opinions about war games from people in the actual military. I like this person's outlook on the kind of game this is, and it makes me really hope that it ends up resonating in the way that it could if the developers don't screw things up or compromise their vision.

From: Screw home consoles, time to go 100% portable

He could have said je ne sais quoi, but that would have been way too French to make it into Commentoid. Sorry, but I'm not a big fan of languages that seem to be built on a foundation of mumbling.


This image belongs in the WUT section.

Why are people so clueless about how our blogs work? Oh right, usually because they just don't care. By the way, this entire blog is kind of a WUT in and of itself.

From: Jim Sterling vs. Carole Lieberman

There we go, I knew I would end up including Bryonic (sic) somewhere in Commentoid, like I usually do. The man is a truthsayer. Pure, undiluted truth about puns, which, as you can tell, are near and dear to my heart. Celica also raises an excellent point, against which the author is conspicuously silent.

From: Bulletstorm PC 'an unfriendly mess'

The game is an unfriendly mess towards the secret robot infiltrators in our midst. They're a vocal minority that game developers would do well to heed, lest they rise up and laser us with those same bionic eyes.

From: The Jimquisition: Retro games were pretty sh*tty

That's such a great mental image that I just had to include it. Also, because MAX. The man is a lolsayer.

From: Minecraft ad takes a chunk out of a gangsta's head

Might be too far. On the other hand, this is Destructoid.

From: 7-Eleven now selling Killzone 3 BATTLE FUEL!

I dunno, if it's like the Halo Gamerfuel stuff, I kind of want some. That stuff was a competent orange soda.

From: Do We Really Need More Zombies?

Let it be known that I'm an absolute sucker for any kind of computer joke.

From: Bulletstorm PC demo coming, not before launch

I don't know if I'm slow or what, but these caught me by surprise. The DEEDLES and FIDDLES did it for me.

From: Video Game Reviews

AwesomeExMachina, as usual, requires no elaboration from me.

From: Allegations, sleaze, & treachery: A tale of Two Worlds

Man, lotta pictures of women in today's Commentoid (at least compared to what I usually write). Seriously, though, that article is an impressive piece of investigative journalism.

Oh, Ronnie

From: Details on the Love Plus Visa credit card

Is that first part actually true? I had a joint card with my parents when I was a minor, so I don't really know. Still, it is quite a dilemma.

From: Geohot: Don't blame me for PSN cheats, gimme some money

Well played, sir.

From: Sony wants you to give PS Home another chance

Home is so bad. SO BAD. It really is laughably bad. I don't throw the word "cesspool" around lightly, but...

From: Duke Nukem action figure coming and it looks not-right

Here, this one requires a visual prop from the post.

This one's comments had me laughing so hard that my wife yelled at me for laughing too much.

From: Groundhog Day: One DeSoto, Two Carefree Owners

Let it be known that I am a sucker for unplanned shenanigans like this. These probably emerge due to our hive mind here on the cblogs.

From: Sterling: Pitchford tells feminist organizations to CRY MOAR over Duke

I'd totally eat that. It sounds delicious.

From: How to Make a Pokemon

Took me by surprise, much like the dude in the pic. Also, people don't like copy-pasta around here. Too many carbscarbs.

From: Don't sneak up on someone playing Dead Space 2

If you want to see an example of the depths humans sink to, click on this link and read the comments, many of which have this disgusting, leering, perverse quality to them with regards to the actress in the movie. Stereotypes about gamers: created and reinforced right here.

From: Gaming at night banned in Vietnam

Maybe my Intarnet Sarcasm Filter choked or threw an exception on this one, but I can't tell whether he's serious or not. Or whether there's a nugget of sincerity in this, at least.

From: Man gives up sex with two women in order to play MvC3

You keep using that word...

From: Ubisoft's sex game for kids 'absolutely' not coming to US

The second one should actually be in LOL but damned if I'm going to do that extra work. The first one... wut? Just wut? That could describe other countries too, for starters. Your rad Number Munchers avatar does not excuse this.

From: Urgent Evoke

These guys are pretty much the spammiest site/bot/whatever we've seen in a while. When going through comments, I am pretty sure I came upon something like 25 blogs in a row from them. This comment only proves all too clearly that some people just don't know what copy-pasta is. I'm going to throw it out there: this guy is this week's wutsayer.

From: Semi-Annoyed Video Game Nerd

He wasn't congratulating you, you know... In his defense (slightly), I sometimes find Corduroy's sarcasm to be a bit subtle. I've been known to miss it on occasion.

That's it for comments! On a final note, it occurred to me that I might appear to have an anti-Playstation spin or something. Well, I don't really mean to, but it could also be because I'm quite biased.

Thanks for slogging through all those comments with me. Until next time!

knutaf   read

1:45 PM on 02.28.2011

Comments of the Week: COTY Edition

A thousand welcomes! Those of you who crave punctuality might identify that this entry of Commentoid is a little late. This was deliberate! This very date marks one year from the day I pulled Dale North's Comments of The Week blog out from the ashes, gave it rigorous CPR and let it fly like a magnificent bird from my sweaty, shivering palms.

Before I give a history lesson, let's have a category lesson:


Sweet chocolate cake! So how did it all start?

From The Captain Bus Comments Of The Week

Such youth and vigour!

After giving a shit for 2 months I cut the blog on my 10th edition after my work overwhelmed me and boxed me in a nasty corner where I couldn't find time to do cool stuff.

Then, you would have thought, that would have been that.

And it would have been, if it weren't for a blog from Occams Electric Toothbrush on 28th July 2010, mrandydixon and GoldenGamerXero, and the long shot that began a legacy:

From Occams Thoughts on a Wednesday:

Thus, The Avengers...I mean, The Commentoid Crew, were born!

Commentoid got up on you like it was no big deal on 30th July, and has gone from strength to strength with its motley crew of ne'er-do-well curators since. Long may it continue!

As it is a special edition, I will be hand-picking comments not just from this week, but from the whole of last year, no doubt poaching from the COTW and Commentoid archives like a sneaky chimp at a banana factory! Yes Sir E. Robert!

From See you around, Destructoid

Doubtless one of the most poignant and wonderful comments of the year. A lot of love went into that strawberry yes. I think we were also so pleased for Anthony that we did not see a gooseberry no.

From Mexican legislators try to ban Call of Juarez: The Cartel

I question the merits of censorship at the best of time, but outcry from the cover art alone is a step too far. I could incite controversy using just cover art from some of the most benign games on the market! Observe:

Oh, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK do you? This sick warped abomination that laughingly insists on calling itself entertainment is a degrading first person snuff game! Haven't you heard?

Your bald quarry, hastily kidnapped and drugged from back alleys and motel rooms in the dead of night, are lined up against a wall in a damp, dimly lit abandoned warehouse, shivering with fright.

You can hear their pitiful cries for recognition, and their insistence on relevancy in society; the family they have raised, the friends they have encountered, or you can just shoot them in the head or use them for your genital pleasure (or both, why pick?). Their screams are your symphony! "Yum yum yum!" you gibber as you salivate, "More mournful tears and gristly gags of agony, please! Thank you!"


Hopefully, the family-friendly Wii has more wholesome fare:

A game in which you cook your own mother? BAN THIS SICK FILTH

(PS for those of you who are unaware, You Don't Know Jack is a cheeky off-the-wall trivia game, and Cooking Mama is a perfectly harmless cookery simulator. After all, there is a maxim about covers and judgement, isn't there?)

From Breakdancers: No match for Project Natal

NEWS: Giant PS3 Fanboys are among those that hated Project Natal. COMING UP: The Move, and why motion control used to be "gay", but now is totally "awesome", because it's ok when Sony do it.

From Some Trophies missing after ApocalyPS3

Still, though, imagine how the babies would turn out... little Jim-S3s all running around... So beautiful.

From SPS3 Hacker Geohot Rap Attacks Sony Fudgepackers

To say the Geohot hacking scandal is causing a bit of a stir in the gaming community is kinda like saying that a grizzly bear is quite large and is pretty fond of fish.

From Realistic Street Fighter 4 Art is Creepy and Awesome

This comment is so astute, that it was like RichardBlaine reanimated Oscar Wilde and Winston Churchill, force fed them the last 20 years of the history of 3D videogames, and got them to co-write his comment.

From Confirmed: Japan sold out, 300,000 3DS sold in a day

I'm laying into Sony fanboys pretty hard this week, so thought I'd temper this with a comment from a Sony fan, you know, someone who supports Sony but isn't psychopathic about it?

And now, time for a brief message from Destructoid Poet Laureate, Occams electric toothbrush:

From Something About Sex: Why I'm not getting it, in game or out

From Podtoid 141: Dogsuit

I had heard that, but I thought it would look less sinister...or do I mean erotic?, I mean sinister.

(and a bit erotic...)

From Legend of Zelda celebrates 25th anniversary

I would presume the only Zelda Jayson would have heard of is the aunt from Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

From Bethesda wants you to name your baby Dovahkiin

FUN FACT: My last name is "Daisy".
You can imagine the irresistible urge to name my daughter "Princess".

Or "Oopsa".

From You can never have enough 3D Dot Game Heroes screens

BluDesign plans on severely compromising the reseller value of his copy of 3DDGH. Still, I bet there are buyers out there.

From Mario Galaxy 2 box art features Mario buggering Yoshi

So, "prick with a fork" would mean something very different to a reptile, then?

From Heavy Rain is now a text adventure!

Life is peaceful there. In the open air. Where the skies are blue. This is what we're gonna do.

From Nintendogs blamed for vicious dog attack
From the article...
Megan Walker turned on her DS to play Nintendogs, and when the virtual dog barked, her friend's bull-mastiff responded to the sound by attacking her.

That's a bit like the time I played Portal, and my dog didn't get any cake.

From Today's Forza 3 DLC: The 'Road & Track Car Pack'

"Oh Tarquin, you really ought to try the grass. I have had it imported especially from the lawn at Wimbledon. Divine. Simply divine!"

From Swagtacular: Unboxing Killzone 3 Helghast Edition

I felt compelled to point this out: Jim gets flack, but he's often controversial, so a certain amount of this is expected. There are, however, a large swathe of comments from folk such as the above where you really don't know whether they're trying to insult him, or come on to him. The commentary is so explicit and sexual that they've clearly given Jim's genitals unnaturally prolonged consideration, and a lot of comments just come off as more lustful rather than derogatory.

So yeah, basically, this guy is horny for Jim.

From Forza 3 VIP content to benefit Haiti relief efforts

Yeah, I'm sure that once the Haitian survivors got over the loss of life and devastation, they probably had a big party.

Oh wait, that would only work if all Haitians were nihilistic dickbags which, I'm going to assume, they're not. Gotta love humanity!

From Scary amount of Kill Obama levels in Little Big Planet 2

Please, schools, I will choose how to wash my kids, and what parts get washed. Thank you!

From What? No plans for a Tales of Vesperia PS3 US release?

Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of their race car bed.

From Three more fighters announced for EA MMA

Strong opinions? Check.
Aggresive disregard for punctuation and grammar? Check.
Casual homophobia? Check.
Welcome to "wut". You'll like it here.

HUGE thanks to everyone who has supported Commentoid and Comments of the Week over the past year. We wouldn't keep doing it if you weren't still here. A massive thanks also to GoldenGamerXero, Knutaf, LawOfThermalDynamics and Handy for their continued vigilance, and garethxxgod, Monodi and VGFreak1225 for the assistance they have provided over the year. As usual please IM our Commentoid group or the officiator personally if you have any choices for the next Commentoid.

I love you guys.

CaptainBus   read

4:24 PM on 02.18.2011

Comments of the Week: This Week's Word is Panic

What a fun week it was with pirates, hackers, zombies, oh my!

There was a lot of stories in the past week alone and I tried to get one from each of them so hopefully this will be enough to make up for my last attempt.

Without further ado, here we go.

From: Aperture Laboratories Offers Useful Valentine's Day Facts

At least we all have MvC 3. (Except Mr. Dixon, but I'm pretty sure he's got a Valentine)

From: Congrats Capcom You F***S

I'm sorry, but I just have to draw attention to the fact that Funk is a true collector. Jesus, just look at that dedication.

From: Halo: Reach 'Defiant Map Pack' Announced for March

Not to be preachy here, but I just played through Reach's single player campaign and it was enjoyable as hell.

From: Rumor: Doc Ock and Frank West are Marvel vs Capcom 3 DLC


PlayStation 2 Ships 150 Million Units Worldwide

Three cheers for the PS2!

PS3 Hacker Geohot Rap Attacks Sony Fudepackers

This is the reason why we have a Truth section.

From: Apple Officially Lets Apps Charge Subscription Fees OF THE WEEK!!!

From: Mega Man Gets Cozy in this Modified Fan Art

Ha Ha It's funny because it's creepy.

From: Whoops Dids I Write Dat ?! : O

It's funny because his canon is where his penis is.

From: Sony: NGP and PSP to Co-Exist

You should consider yourself lucky poor people. We have graciously decided that if you, for any reason, can't afford our new console, our soon to be out dated handheld will be there for your....poor people needs.

From: Sony Dropped NGP Features to Keep it Affordable

$400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400. Prove me wrong.

From: Batman Arkham City is a 'Single Player Only Experience'

From: Piracy is not Theft, Piracy is Piracy" A Law Student on Calling it by its Name

Can you imagine that road? This is me waving goodbye to Aurain as he successfully keeps his priorities in check.

From: PSN Hack Lets Users Unban Themselves, Ban Others

I'm sorry, for some people this is serious business. For me, it's quite funny.

From: Double Fine Developing Sesame Street Kinect Title

This should be in Truth, but this also made me lol. Point is, this belongs in Comments of the Week.

From: It Begins: PS3 Modders Getting Consoles Banned

This is a real microwaved PS3. It has given me nightmares. Burn it and send it to Hell....wait.

From: Spanish Hacker Threatens Nintendo with Stolen Info

I once met a drunk baby. He had a problem. I told him to lay off the drinks but he just proceeded to tell me my brother was a whore, which didn't even make sense.

From: Forbes says Valve's More Valuable than Apple and Google

And with that, I've met my pirate quota of the week.

From: Modern Warfare 2 Security Patch Prepped for All Systems


From: Crysis PC Demo Arrives March 1

I put this in here because I don't quite understand what he's talking about. I thought Crysis 2 was a different game, not an update of Crysis 1. Is this like New and Classic Coke?

And I put this in here because I try to catalog the different types of Jim haters. This week is a person who doesn't mind preaching, just not Jim's preaching.

From: Crytel: PC Gaming is Very Important to us


From: Rumor: PSN Hacked, Credit Card Security Exposed (Update)

I'm going to stop for a moment to ask Lenigod to TELL ME MY FUTURE OR I WILL BURN YOU AT THE STAKE YOU WITCH PERSON!!!!

(Burning at the stake of love)

From: Double Fine Developing Sesame Street Kinect Title

How many people own 360's? How many of the people who own Kinnect have Sesame Street's target demographic? How many Tickle Me Elmo's were sold? Oh right now I remember. A LOT!

From: Survey: Gears of War 3 Most Anticipated Game of 2011

Right, well the logic here is just a bit much too much to get my head wrapped around so I'll just leave it here.

The pot literally just called the kettle black. No, the pot pretty much told the kettle that he was stupid for being metallic and that holding liquid is for losers. This is how far the kettle went in attacking the pot.

I'm out this pirate ship!



2:25 PM on 02.04.2011

Comments of the week: WHAT TIME IS IT! edition


Welcome to Comments of the Week Xero style everybody! Iíve been watching Adventure time season 2 for the past two days whenever I havenít been playing TF2 or Persona 4 and it is the greatest cartoon ever made (and those are two of the greatest games ever made but you guys already knew that). Iím not even sure if itís out in the UK yet, or if it will ever be, but I canít get enough of it already. Iím pretty sure I should thanks Holmes for linking an article about it a couple months ago and getting me into season 1.



Disagreement with any way that game reviews are treated in the industry will get you in the truth section on my weeks.

NO EXCEPTIONS ícept if youíre a dick about it because that just ainít cool brah


Funtastic is a bro and the wise one is always correct when it comes to matters of the Commentoid and although Handy is an awesome guy (Knutaf too even when heís a little moody) if he doesnít get Topsauce itís not the end of the world or anything. The recappers put a hell of a lot of effort into getting every blog and working their magic and they deserve just as much praise for their work as we do ours.

Besides we can gush about Handy anytime. I know I do anytime and all the time.


Portal in fact should have been used as an example to how a short game can still be priced in as reasonable way. Dead Space 2 looks awesome though 8 hours or not.


Crysis was always just a tool for people to test out their systems really. Nothing more.


Iím still sad they chose to use it but it still looks playable. How badly can a staircase climbing game go?

First off letís have a little Rule 63 in here.







Manerection is one of my new favourite words from the Dtoid dicktionary. Right after ciltbutter.


This was so obvious Captain Obvious almost looked at it and walked away at the fear of looking silly by stating something so redundant. But then he MANNED UP.


Donít look at me like that. It was either this or Gurren Lagann.


Jesus Christ. I fucking love you guys.


I noticed that Epic posts a hell of a lot in these threads. Itís like heís becoming Occams 2.0.

Ride on you funky Occams clone! RIDE ON!




Itís not gay if you get them drunk first. Actually yeah. Yeah it is.



Not a comment but Iíll be damned if it ainít true.


Scrappy Doo said something nice?!?!?! HOLY SHIT! There was no backhanded comment. There was no sarcasm. Just pure, undiluted, genuine happiness. I have seen the future and I am proud for there is hope.


I was actually going to truth this till the last part. I honestly cannot find Dtoidís anti-Sony bias anywhere I look and Iíve had to read every single blog posted this week to make this.


I know us Dtoiders are a little quick to ride the hate train but I didnít even see enough video to even know what it was let alone decide to hate it.


I honestly hate it when people think the ability to have sex makes them better than other people when pretty much everyone on this site is it fact getting laid. A penis is not a rare, mystical item that only the greatest can obtain. Itís just a dick.


Again: Where the fuck is all this Sony hate. If anything Iíve read more anti 360 spam from people complaining about Sony hate in their comments than actual Sony hate.


First thing I did when I realised it was my week was open up Mattodroidís comment history and wait. The man does not disappoint.

Well thatís all from me this week.* Commentoid will be back next week with the incredible Knutaf taking the driverís seat and rocket punching a fistful of marvellous down your screens. Did I just admit I secretly imagine Commentoid as a giant Voltron.


Iíve said too much.


*Well actually there's quite a few comments that didn't make the final cut in the gallery if you really wanted to see how many times I nearly put Epic in this blog. The man had a good week.   read

5:17 PM on 01.28.2011

Comments of the Week: Itís not gay if you do it in space Edition.

Hey everybody! Itís that special time of the week, the triple threat three-way that threatens to trump the temptations of these treacherous times: Comments of the Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

Iím your host Handy and my brain has been completely fried from devoting nearly every waking moment of free time to Mass Effect 2, now when I talk to people my thumb instinctively moves toward the renegade option and yesterday I headbutted a stranger to establish dominance. Now letís get this out of the way so I can find out if female Shepherd can get it on with Thane, because Iím totally spacegay for Thane.

From: Npr asks why girls who game get so little respect

I find the whole ďWomen and gamingĒ debate is a lot easier to put into perspective when I stop thinking of them as women and start think of them as 50% of people.

Also trans-gen characters are well represented in games. Thereís Poison and Kaine from Nier and......umm...Birdo, and by ďwell representedĒ I meant thereís three of them (unless you want to make a JRPG joke)

From: The decade of makers

Would you believe there are so many talented code writers on Dtoid? Maybe with enough peer pressure we can get Beyamor, Knutaf and Fame to make ďDestructoid: The GameĒ a game about murder, betrayal, revenge, and also cocks.

From: Stuff these Dynasty Warriors 7 screens down your urethra

I can hear the unified cry of thousand men going ďouchĒ when they read that.

From: Hey Lenigod

Hey, you know whatís hard to take a picture of? Gifs. And you know what that blog has about eight of? Gifs. So Iíve painstakingly recreated Lenigods comment for your enjoyment.

At first I was being a dick, and didn't think nothing of it...

I felt like I was on top of the world...

I thought I was invincible and no one could get in my way...

But people began to notice me more, and not take kindly to me in general...

But that was a long time ago, and things have changed, I know what i've done has been some what...

But now, I share my food with the less fortunate...

And am always ready to 'fap' any blog

But don't forget about a thing called karma

There we have it. Everyone seemed to enjoy the blog but unless you were part of the Xbox FNF everything else reads like one big in-joke, I thought this was a bit rude so Lenigod suggested that we settle this like gentlemen.

From: C-blog recaps

How someone couldnít adhere to high, high standards of Kotaku is beyond me.

From: No Clip: Fallout New Vegas

Mr. Dixon throws himself headfirst into yet another existentialist debate. When will he stop ramming his ďgames are artĒ ideals down our throats!?

From: Final Fantasy X

You might say that comment got me....hook, line and sinker.

From: Daily Trivia 1, 2, and 3

You know what, forget what I said earlier. Bey, Knutaf and Fame should make these games instead.

From: Realm of empires

What Rexwolf doesnít realize is that he could have gotten more points with Buttcliter.

From: Scary amount of Kill Obama levels in Little Big Planet 2

ďMattrodroid typed furiously, trying to warn people of the truth, the sound of his keyboard drowned out only by the crinkling of his tinfoil hat, but no one would listen, it was too late for them. He would have ride his cardboard rocket to the safety of the moon alone...Ē

From: Pachter: Ps3/Pc Black Ops players are crybabies

Yes, having a grown man analyse the largest entertainment industry in the world is just ridiculous.

From: Watch a Japanese douche destroy a copy of The Last Story

This comment fails on multiple levels.
1. Racist
2. Real men cut CDs with hedge clippers?
3. Who the fuck cuts their nails with fingernail clippers (looking like a complete puss while doing so)
4. Your name brags about owning a Volkswagen
5. You spelt ďOWNERĒ wrong

It takes a flexible mind to see a Japanese man destroy a Japanese game and somehow take that as a sign of bigotry.

It takes a mind flexibility level of "contortionist-stripper" to then make several racist comments and suggest genocide. If my girlfriend were as flexible as this guys mind Iíd never get bored.

And thatís Comments of the Week! Remember you can PM us any praiseworthy comments if you think we might miss them, or you can hurry and check the Final Fantasy post Jim just wrote if youíd like to see a comment shitstorm go down live!   read

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