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Commentoid avatar 2:25 PM on 02.04.2011
Comments of the week: WHAT TIME IS IT! edition



MATHMATICAL!

Welcome to Comments of the Week Xero style everybody! Iíve been watching Adventure time season 2 for the past two days whenever I havenít been playing TF2 or Persona 4 and it is the greatest cartoon ever made (and those are two of the greatest games ever made but you guys already knew that). Iím not even sure if itís out in the UK yet, or if it will ever be, but I canít get enough of it already. Iím pretty sure I should thanks Holmes for linking an article about it a couple months ago and getting me into season 1.

Anyway: ONWARDS TO COMMENTS!





From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Ravec/the-nature-of-the-video-game-review-192884.phtml




NOTE TO ALL COMMENTERS!
Disagreement with any way that game reviews are treated in the industry will get you in the truth section on my weeks.

NO EXCEPTIONS ícept if youíre a dick about it because that just ainít cool brah

From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CblogRecaps/c-blogs-of-28-1-11-and-artisms-192804.phtml






Funtastic is a bro and the wise one is always correct when it comes to matters of the Commentoid and although Handy is an awesome guy (Knutaf too even when heís a little moody) if he doesnít get Topsauce itís not the end of the world or anything. The recappers put a hell of a lot of effort into getting every blog and working their magic and they deserve just as much praise for their work as we do ours.

Besides we can gush about Handy anytime. I know I do anytime and all the time.


From: http://www.destructoid.com/oh-no-sixty-dollars-for-eight-hours-just-shut-up-192908.phtml




Portal in fact should have been used as an example to how a short game can still be priced in as reasonable way. Dead Space 2 looks awesome though 8 hours or not.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/here-are-your-minimum-pc-specs-for-crysis-2-193091.phtml




Crysis was always just a tool for people to test out their systems really. Nothing more.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/sweaty-palms-hands-on-with-the-catherine-demo-192706.phtml




Iím still sad they chose to use it but it still looks playable. How badly can a staircase climbing game go?




First off letís have a little Rule 63 in here.



LOLWUT? Now BACK TO COMMENTS!

From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/rexwolf2/rexwolftrivia-season-ii-a-new-hope-192882.phtml




loldicks

From: http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-dlc-dolphins-predictions-and-diaries-192915.phtml




lolpuns

From: http://www.destructoid.com/see-sentinel-hsien-ko-in-hot-marvel-vs-capcom-3-action-192712.phtml





Manerection is one of my new favourite words from the Dtoid dicktionary. Right after ciltbutter.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/no-sh-t-miyamoto-promises-super-mario-bros-on-3ds-193032.phtml







This was so obvious Captain Obvious almost looked at it and walked away at the fear of looking silly by stating something so redundant. But then he MANNED UP.



Donít look at me like that. It was either this or Gurren Lagann.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/i-am-alive-now-a-psn-xbla-title-out-this-year-193000.phtml




Jesus Christ. I fucking love you guys.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/steam-gets-another-batch-of-sega-genesis-games-192717.phtml




I noticed that Epic posts a hell of a lot in these threads. Itís like heís becoming Occams 2.0.

Ride on you funky Occams clone! RIDE ON!

From: http://www.destructoid.com/tokyo-a-tame-3ds-kiosk-appears--193009.phtml




BURN!

From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Alcoholocast/episode-19-is-tonight-will-cuddle-naked-in-one-sleeping-bag-for-warmth-193142.phtml




Itís not gay if you get them drunk first. Actually yeah. Yeah it is.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/duty-calls-a-playable-bulletstorm-production-193150.phtml



Not a comment but Iíll be damned if it ainít true.



From: http://www.destructoid.com/sweaty-palms-hands-on-with-the-catherine-demo-192706.phtml




Scrappy Doo said something nice?!?!?! HOLY SHIT! There was no backhanded comment. There was no sarcasm. Just pure, undiluted, genuine happiness. I have seen the future and I am proud for there is hope.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/sony-has-gone-back-to-inconceivably-dumb-ads-update--193070.phtml




I was actually going to truth this till the last part. I honestly cannot find Dtoidís anti-Sony bias anywhere I look and Iíve had to read every single blog posted this week to make this.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/ngp-trailer-shows-killzone-uncharted-littlebigplanet-193084.phtml




I know us Dtoiders are a little quick to ride the hate train but I didnít even see enough video to even know what it was let alone decide to hate it.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/these-mother-2-figures-are-a-fan-s-dream-193044.phtml




I honestly hate it when people think the ability to have sex makes them better than other people when pretty much everyone on this site is it fact getting laid. A penis is not a rare, mystical item that only the greatest can obtain. Itís just a dick.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/amazon-france-outs-killzone-3-playstation-3-bundle-193102.phtml




Again: Where the fuck is all this Sony hate. If anything Iíve read more anti 360 spam from people complaining about Sony hate in their comments than actual Sony hate.

From: http://www.destructoid.com/oh-no-sixty-dollars-for-eight-hours-just-shut-up-192908.phtml




First thing I did when I realised it was my week was open up Mattodroidís comment history and wait. The man does not disappoint.

Well thatís all from me this week.* Commentoid will be back next week with the incredible Knutaf taking the driverís seat and rocket punching a fistful of marvellous down your screens. Did I just admit I secretly imagine Commentoid as a giant Voltron.

...

Iíve said too much.


Xero

*Well actually there's quite a few comments that didn't make the final cut in the gallery if you really wanted to see how many times I nearly put Epic in this blog. The man had a good week.

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