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Welcome to Comments of the Week Xero style everybody! Iíve been watching Adventure time season 2 for the past two days whenever I havenít been playing TF2 or Persona 4 and it is the greatest cartoon ever made (and those are two of the greatest games ever made but you guys already knew that). Iím not even sure if itís out in the UK yet, or if it will ever be, but I canít get enough of it already. Iím pretty sure I should thanks Holmes for linking an article about it a couple months ago and getting me into season 1.
Funtastic is a bro and the wise one is always correct when it comes to matters of the Commentoid and although Handy is an awesome guy (Knutaf too even when heís a little moody) if he doesnít get Topsauce itís not the end of the world or anything. The recappers put a hell of a lot of effort into getting every blog and working their magic and they deserve just as much praise for their work as we do ours.
Besides we can gush about Handy anytime. I know I do anytime and all the time.
Scrappy Doo said something nice?!?!?! HOLY SHIT! There was no backhanded comment. There was no sarcasm. Just pure, undiluted, genuine happiness. I have seen the future and I am proud for there is hope.
I honestly hate it when people think the ability to have sex makes them better than other people when pretty much everyone on this site is it fact getting laid. A penis is not a rare, mystical item that only the greatest can obtain. Itís just a dick.
First thing I did when I realised it was my week was open up Mattodroidís comment history and wait. The man does not disappoint.
Well thatís all from me this week.* Commentoid will be back next week with the incredible Knutaf taking the driverís seat and rocket punching a fistful of marvellous down your screens. Did I just admit I secretly imagine Commentoid as a giant Voltron.