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Hey everybody! Itís time for Comments of the Week, categorizing comments so you donít have to think for yourself!
So, E3 is next week, Iím sure you didnít notice know because nobody mentioned it lately, but are you ready? Truly ready? Have you prepared food for the conferences? The emergency food for unexpected announcements? The comfort food for the motion control segments? Do you have your excuse for not going to work for a week? Have you prepared your body for lounging around for a week? Have you prepared your mind for crushing disappointment?
Do you have the champagne on ice for when they announce Persona 5 and the revolver loaded for when they donít?
This is just a crumb of the Truth Sandwich that was the comments section of this story, most of it boiled down to ďfuck hackersĒ along with many interesting ways to mention anal sex...but thereíll be plenty of that later.
Huh? Thatís it? Barely any Wut this week, thatís disappointing...well, I mean, itís good for the site and all, but whatever, weíll have more than we can handle with E3 next week.
Well Iíve got nothing left to rant about so I guess weíll just end on that unsatisfying note...
UH-OH! Did somebody say ďRANTĒ?
You know what that means!
ITíS TIME FOR....
Look out Chad, theyíre after the dolphins now!
Thatís it for this week. I had lots of great suggestions from the community this week that where a huge help! Feel free to PM the Commentoid account or whoever the current Commentoider of the week is with any suggestions. And remember to watch your manners during E3, because weíre watching you.