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You should consider yourself lucky poor people. We have graciously decided that if you, for any reason, can't afford our new console, our soon to be out dated handheld will be there for your....poor people needs.
Right, well the logic here is just a bit much too much to get my head wrapped around so I'll just leave it here.
The pot literally just called the kettle black. No, the pot pretty much told the kettle that he was stupid for being metallic and that holding liquid is for losers. This is how far the kettle went in attacking the pot.