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Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.
The combined group of commentive officiators (That lay down the weekly sermon of commentacular commentitude within a relay system of commentatoratiativenessisation!):
We try to go live Wednesday - Friday just to leave some room in everyone's schedules and make sure that there's enough time to post. If a post doesn't go up on Wednesday then don't worry as we're probably not dead.
Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Testing 1-2-3. Syllabus. Syllabus. Curriculum. Curriculum. Okay good.
Hey everyone, VGFreak1225 here filling in for Knutaf this week. I know I'm a couple days late, but this isn't going to cause some problems between us right? I mean, we've been going out for a while and one date isn't going to...
What's that? Oh, sorry. I'm not here to woo you and sweep you off your feet, followed by a makeout session and some coffee. Why was I here?...Oh yeah! That commenty thing right? Good, because I doubt any of you want to make out with me right now anyway.*
Anyway, for those interested, my primary reason for joining the team was a desire to get more involved with the community. I am huge buds with the guys who frequent the Destructoid Steam Group chat (and btw they're AWESOME and you should come) but I figured I should put my skills to more productive use. And by "skills" I mean finding memorable comments like a heat-seeking missile aimed at Apollo on his daily rounds.
Is this the part where I put some funny video to make up for my lateness? How about this-
Now then, time for some personally hand-picked Comments of the Week!