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From Duke Nukem web game makes women get naked FTA:In conclusion, this game is dumb and not very sexy, not least of all because the women really don't look like they're enjoying themselves very much. Where's the fun in that?
Remember, Andy, if she wakes up, just say you dropped a contact lens down there. The excuse should work even if you don't wear lenses.
At Vajoiner Comments, we triple bake the wut? Starting with a simple LEGO bake, we take the cannibal second bake you may have seen from some of our competitors, and add a third holocaust bake for the flavor you love.