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Welcome to Commentoid, home of Comments of the Week!

Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.

We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.

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5. Sean Daisy the wise!


1. Xero the brave!


2. Knutaf the strong!


3. Xzyliac the courageous!


4. LawofThermalDynamics the daring!


6. Handy the valiant!

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Now that I'm a Dad, Octonauts the kind of stuff I watch. Now, I am giving you get the opportunity to watch it.

It's about a bunch of animals having undersea adventures. Is that underselling it? Apologies if I have, because it is actually very good.








From Justin Wong wins $10,000 at the Mortal Kombat 9 Nationals



I'm all about this when talking about video games in general. If I hear anyone on TV talk about video games, who haven't got a clue what they're talking about, it makes me sick.

I remember the time I heard someone on the radio call Metroid Prime a first person shooter.


From L.A. Noire gets new DLC June 21st



I would play the shit out of a Police Squad! game. Guess the closest I'd get to that would be Sam & Max: Freelance Police.



From Hackers continue to attack Sony, start stealing money



That's all they really waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
That's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
When the working day is done,
oh nerds, they want to have fu-un.
Nerds just wanna have...

Nerds, they wanna
they wanna have
nerds they wanna,
wanna have..

keyboard solo





From Comments of the Week: Schrodinger's Cat




From Duke Nukem web game makes women get naked
FTA:In conclusion, this game is dumb and not very sexy, not least of all because the women really don't look like they're enjoying themselves very much. Where's the fun in that?



Remember, Andy, if she wakes up, just say you dropped a contact lens down there. The excuse should work even if you don't wear lenses.



From Bioware talks building up to Mass Effect 3s Ending








From XBox 360 Firmware issue prompts console replacement plan










From Sony 'sorry' if you own all the Welcome Back PSN games






From What new LEGO game would you love to see



At Vajoiner Comments, we triple bake the wut? Starting with a simple LEGO bake, we take the cannibal second bake you may have seen from some of our competitors, and add a third holocaust bake for the flavor you love.






From Venting Anger



Honestly? I thought I was doing a good mexican accent.



From Long Time Listener, first time caller




I agree. He was a much better member of the clan than MC Hammer.


FromThe Bar






From PS3 FNF: May 20th







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Why can't I fap on my phone? Anyway, this was awesome! I'm having a panic attack in school now 'cause if finals, and thus made me laugh.
@ boey

How the hell do you comment using your iphone? I hate the touch keyboard!!!!
@Venus

How the hell do you caress a woman?
How the hell do you tell a woman you've loved her the moment you saw her, but was too scared to tell her?

How the hell
How the hell did M. Night Shyamalan become a paid director?

How the hell did penguins survive for so long?

All valid questions my friend, but none have any definitive answers.
This was fap-a-licious!!
HAaaaaaaaaaahaha so glad that boner milkshake thread made it in (your mom).
<i>How the hell did penguins survive for so long?</i>

Because penguins are the best animals on the planet, obviously.
I pity you for doubting them.
another awesome edition... starring Andy this week! :)
Boner Milkshake was delicious!
yeah, they brought Sessler in to the grand finals because the stream was on g4. G4 replayed the final matches so they wanted a television personality to announce it.

I agree that it was pointless to have a man who didn't know what to look for in the announcers box, but Seth Killian more than made up for him.

That replay was for X-Play and for G4's websites. It was to make the event more accessible. Hopefully they won't do that again this year, but I at least understood the reason behind it.
10 comments and still no "I drink your milkshake mrandydixon" Photoshop? For shame.
Venus and Wolfy need to exchange phone numbers for fuck's sake.
@Corduroy Turtle: HA!

Fun recaps. Thanks!
They are chibi animals whose means of employment is adorable aquatic frolic? I have found my vocation!

So do I put my resume in a bottle or...?
Fapped for Boners.
CT: double ha!

The handy comment and that bagpiper dude cracked me up severely. Nice one, Bus!
You're doing forums now? Bad-ass

BETTER PEOPLE™
Weaponized's contributions in the Venting anger thread are the main reason I ever click on it. And hell, you can fill a whole WUT section with the paranoid stylings of Mattrodroid.

Great stuff!
good stuff
Spectaculamazing.
Pulling Mattrodroid's comments for WUT is almost cheating. If this site had a block user button I would hover my finger over it menacingly every time I saw his name. I wouldn't press it though. You just can't stop watching a car crash half-way through just because its getting messy.
@ Byronic and Wrenchfarm

Shhhhh...you guys are wrecking a long planned surprise.
@Wolfy: Penguins stayed alive for so long through sheer, bloody, hard work.

There was an Asian thread I didn't get to complain? RAWR!!!!

Great stuff Capt.
Would it be considered harassment if I dedicated a blog post once per week just to share Mattrodroid's comments?

It probably might be, but man does that seem like a lot of lulz.
Absorutery Hirarious.
Another stellar bit of content. :)
Wonderful


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