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Comments of the Week: Now Subsidized Under New Parent Corporation

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I was going to start this week by telling people my process of how I do Commentoid, but to celebrate the possibly hostile takeover by the new CEO of C-Blog Enterprises, Andrew Kauz, I think I'll go with a corporate office theme this week.





From: Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Crytek Considering DRM



I don't use Steam, but I'm going to assume it solves lots and lots of problems.



From: Look at this Ridiculously Large Custom Made 3DS AR Card



A personal wish of mine, but Pokemon Snap is in my top 3 of favorite Pokemon games. (Below Pokemon Red and Gold).



From: EA Sports Helping the Earth, Ditches Printed Manuals



Now what will I have to read on the toilet?!?!?



From: Duke Nukem Forever Multiplayer: Spank Women on the Ass




I like how a multiplayer option that involves slapping butt brings out such wonderful thoughts. Videogames, the gateway to critical analysis!



From: Mobile Dev: Angry Birds is the New Super Mario Bros



In Angry Birds, you slingshot some birds at pigs. Nobel Peace Prize?



From: An Audioblog About How I Read C-Blogs



Hi. I believe you should listen to the above comment. I don't like promoting our members or myself, but seriously, read the above words for they are True Truth (Copyright Commentoid 2011).



From: Zynga: Xbox Live is 'Too Small' for Farmville




(Harvest Moon; Fuck Yeah)



From:

"Yo Bro! What'd you get at the GSTOP!!??!" "COD!!!" "AWWWW YEEAAAAH"





From: Review: Nintendo 3DS



SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!



From: Cave Johnson Sells Us On Portal 2's Panels



Did you read that and hear Jonah J's voice? Because I sure as hell did.



From: CNN Gets Gamer Who Grew Up on Halo to Review the 3DS



The natural thought process of anyone who saw the video.



Probably what actually happened over at CNN HQ. Here at Commentoid Corp. We promise that we will never betray our customers over hookers and blow.



Duke Nukem Forever Delayed



But where?



From: From Dust Still Looks Too Good to be True



The inner reflection of the ego. But the real question is..."Can it run Crysis?"



From the pits of evil comes beauty...and vice versa. The world is a complex swirl of existentialism.



From: Possible First Glimpse at Hitman 5




Hitman 5: If I Did It



From: State of the Cblogs Address from the New Big Boss



Today we welcome new CEO of C-Blog Enterprises. May his reign be as strong as his justice is swift.



From: No Silent Hill Mutiplayer, says Downpour producer



I was about to dismiss the multiplayer until this comment. Now I can't stop imagining the fun.



From: This



The website about toys did not post this post.



From: Levine: PS Move in BioShock would 'cheat' gamers



Truth, Lol, belongs on Commentoid.





From: Nintendo 3DS raw materials cost $101, says firm



Is this sarcasm because I can't tell. If it is, sorry for putting this in the Wut section. If it isn't, then you sir, do not know how capitalism works.



From: Review: Nintendo 3DS



This is everything that's wrong with review scores right here. "No Score?", as if we're supposed to enjoy something on a sliding scale of 1-10?



From: Corgi in a Yoshi outfit! Corgi in a Yoshi outfit!



You've obviously not paid any attention to Destructoid. Also cocks.



From: Review: Crysis 2



I have a feeling that whatever games I list as FPS with good stories, he'll dismiss them as being "Not really FPS". If you shoot something in First Person, it is an FPS.



From: When Trolls Become Journalists



....Wut?



Something Funny but irrelevant

From: State of the Cblogs Address from the New Big Boss

Right, so this happened:





The funny thing is that I can't change my username. I tried.

Fear the mighty reach of Destructoid and Hamza. Seriously, though, I laughed hard.

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About Commentoidone of us since 10:52 AM on 07.30.2010

Welcome to Commentoid, home of Comments of the Week!

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We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.

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