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Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.

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Biker Mice from Mars + Married with Children = one confused and slightly depressed Handy.

Header images don’t have to make sense right?

I thought this was sure to be the easiest week in Commentoid history, but, to my shock and horror, Nick Chester reviewed Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood and not Jim. Is this better for the site overall? Yes, the idiots waiting to jump down Jim’s throat had the wind taken out f their sails, Jim didn’t have to play a game he wouldn’t like, and we got a great review out of Nick.


But is this good for Commentoid? NO! If Jim reviewed that game I would have had a pool of at least five hundred comments full of frothing trolls tearing each other apart like rabid dogs fighting over the “who is the biggest dickhead” bone. Instead we got a load of people looking forward to the game and a bunch of wonderful supportive comments for Nick. So please, the next time you see a mature discussion or a well thought out viewpoint, accuse them of being paid off by whatever company they mention and call peoples sexuality into question for no reason at all. For the good of Commentoid.


Thankfully there were still plenty of intelligent, funny and downright stupid comments for us to enjoy this week.





From: Imageepooch fighting to defend the JRPG






Harsh truths form meteorscrap.

From: Videogames now cause relationship breakdowns





Elsa needs her own daytime talk show where she tell us stuff like how to cope with gaming in relationships or how beads and ribbons can turn a controller into a classy centrepiece.

From: God of War dev: PSP was 'doomed from the start'





He has a point. You don’t see any developers coming out and saying that Move or Kinect will “fail” but if we give it three or four years...

From: C-Blog Interviews: Handy





Okay, me putting this in the truth section is the one and only time you’re allowed shout BIAS on Destructoid and be in the right.





From: Kamagra Oral Jelly - Recoup Your Sexual Self Confidence





From The Uggly Factor: Ugg Boots tendency Trampled





They say a picture is worth a thousand words but Occam’s always seem to leave me speechless.

From: C Blogs of 11/13/10 and 11/14/10 + SilverDragonisms





LOUD NOISES!


From: OK, so Sexualchocolate is getting an Xbox 360, and kinect..












Sexualchocolate proving once and for all that good things happen to bad people. Seriously though maybe he was just playing ultimate hard-to-get, and the console eventually came to him.

From: Here's a NSFW video of two naked girls playing Kinect














Here’s what Jon B linked too if you’re interested....interested in getting a boner.






From: Videogames now cause relationship breakdowns






You guys are right. It’s too bad relationships don’t go two-ways, then we might get a say in what’s happening, but I suppose if we started thinking like that we might have to take responsibility or, god forbid, acknowledge our flaws. No, we’re better off in this female dominated world where the pause button doesn’t exist.

From: Def Jam Rapstar DLC brings Eve, Kanye, and more





I wish everyone else in the Wut section would realise that what they’re saying is stupid and pointless mid-argument like this.

From: Here's a NSFW video of two naked girls playing Kinect









Yeah Jim what the fuck!? Those women weren’t naked they were only topless. How could you lead us on? It’s just mean to tease people like that, especially when it’s so hard to find vaginas on the internet.Shame on you!

Well that’s it for me. See you guys in six weeks, which I believe may be the week of Christmas.Will it be a special edition? Will I have a surprise treat? Will I give out presents? Am I just talking like this because I can’t think of a way to end the blog? Only time will tell.

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I think I would have preferred to have once again forgotten that God awful show existed. At least Biker Mice gets semi-redeemed by the fact it's a kid show and that having mice that spend all day riding bikes and kicking arse isn't the worse thing in the world when it comes to kids shows.

You should all expect a "wut?" section the size of Russia next week as not only is it my week; it is also the week Gran Turismo 5 comes out. It's like an early Christmas present from God himself.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED TIT DAY!!!
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Great detail.
Did Handy do this week? Regardless, this blesses my soul.
YAYY! I made it. :D

I'm gonna print this blog and frame it.
Psh, call me when you've got some Widget crossover fanart. Or maybe Silverhawks x Home Improvement. Wild West C.O.W.boys of Moo Mesa and Designing Women. Alright, I'll stop now.

Damn kids are spoiled these days with their internet porn. BACK IN MY DAY, a kid would be happy with half a boob coming through the scrambled Spice channel. That would be more than enough to get the job done.
How dare you turn King Bundy into a furry!!!
@Char Aznable: A C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa/Designing Women crossover you say?

And thusly did Occam realize that he had just bared witness to the greatest and most perfect single thought ever conceived by a human being. The world was a barren womb now; cold and devoid of joy since that moment. He could only take a deep breathe, apply Sparkle Berry lib balm generously and follow that one perfect thought to whatever fate awaited him.

Reading this is always a great start to my weekend!! :)
I enjoyed this greatly. I'd also like to echo Bakewell's spam sentiments. Spam sucks.
There was a TIT DAY?

Oh maaaaaan, how did I miss that!
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