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Biker Mice from Mars + Married with Children = one confused and slightly depressed Handy.
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I thought this was sure to be the easiest week in Commentoid history, but, to my shock and horror, Nick Chester reviewed Assassinís Creed Brotherhood and not Jim. Is this better for the site overall? Yes, the idiots waiting to jump down Jimís throat had the wind taken out f their sails, Jim didnít have to play a game he wouldnít like, and we got a great review out of Nick.
But is this good for Commentoid? NO! If Jim reviewed that game I would have had a pool of at least five hundred comments full of frothing trolls tearing each other apart like rabid dogs fighting over the ďwho is the biggest dickheadĒ bone. Instead we got a load of people looking forward to the game and a bunch of wonderful supportive comments for Nick. So please, the next time you see a mature discussion or a well thought out viewpoint, accuse them of being paid off by whatever company they mention and call peoples sexuality into question for no reason at all. For the good of Commentoid.
Thankfully there were still plenty of intelligent, funny and downright stupid comments for us to enjoy this week.
You guys are right. Itís too bad relationships donít go two-ways, then we might get a say in whatís happening, but I suppose if we started thinking like that we might have to take responsibility or, god forbid, acknowledge our flaws. No, weíre better off in this female dominated world where the pause button doesnít exist.
Yeah Jim what the fuck!? Those women werenít naked they were only topless. How could you lead us on? Itís just mean to tease people like that, especially when itís so hard to find vaginas on the internet.Shame on you!
Well thatís it for me. See you guys in six weeks, which I believe may be the week of Christmas.Will it be a special edition? Will I have a surprise treat? Will I give out presents? Am I just talking like this because I canít think of a way to end the blog? Only time will tell.