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Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.
The combined group of commentive officiators (That lay down the weekly sermon of commentacular commentitude within a relay system of commentatoratiativenessisation!):
We try to go live Wednesday - Friday just to leave some room in everyone's schedules and make sure that there's enough time to post. If a post doesn't go up on Wednesday then don't worry as we're probably not dead.
Should I put "Monodisms" here or something...? OH! Hey guys, didn't see you come here. You might now me as Monodi here, you know, that guy that usually talks about certain stuff about stuff and rambles about stuff that has to do with yet more stuff. Yeah.
I loved CaptainBus's idea of gathering the best and worst the community had to offer on the frontpage news and beyond for the sake of Destructoid's self awareness and amusement. Also, I think we need a new banner, so I MIGHT GET ONTO THAT OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO, THE SUSPENSE COULD BE KILLING ME OH GOD!
First of all let me make it clear. I know it's Monday, and too early from being considered a week yet. I do this because I am hitting the road this week and I will be without Wi-Fi for a period. So I didn't want you to leave you with your hands empty. So I will cover for what happened this weekend (and a little of today) instead. And if it's possible, I could update you with a new entry later for what was happened starting today thru Friday. I cannot guarantee you anything, but I will do my best.