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Welcome to Commentoid, home of Comments of the Week!

Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.

We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.

The combined group of commentive officiators (That lay down the weekly sermon of commentacular commentitude within a relay system of commentatoratiativenessisation!):


5. Sean Daisy the wise!


1. Xero the brave!


2. Knutaf the strong!


3. Xzyliac the courageous!


4. LawofThermalDynamics the daring!


6. Handy the valiant!

Back ups:


VGFreak the backupest of the backups!



We try to go live Wednesday - Friday just to leave some room in everyone's schedules and make sure that there's enough time to post. If a post doesn't go up on Wednesday then don't worry as we're probably not dead.
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Should I put "Monodisms" here or something...? OH! Hey guys, didn't see you come here. You might now me as Monodi here, you know, that guy that usually talks about certain stuff about stuff and rambles about stuff that has to do with yet more stuff. Yeah.

I loved CaptainBus's idea of gathering the best and worst the community had to offer on the frontpage news and beyond for the sake of Destructoid's self awareness and amusement. Also, I think we need a new banner, so I MIGHT GET ONTO THAT OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO, THE SUSPENSE COULD BE KILLING ME OH GOD!

First of all let me make it clear. I know it's Monday, and too early from being considered a week yet. I do this because I am hitting the road this week and I will be without Wi-Fi for a period. So I didn't want you to leave you with your hands empty. So I will cover for what happened this weekend (and a little of today) instead. And if it's possible, I could update you with a new entry later for what was happened starting today thru Friday. I cannot guarantee you anything, but I will do my best.

SORRY AGAIN GUYS!

As consolation prize, here is some Adrien Brody.



Ok enough crying, let's get down to business.




From Ace Combat: Assault Horizon, looks awesome



This is more of a personal issue because, YEAH I WANNA KNOW.


From Molyneux talks pedophilia and Milo (Boy, this topic was pretty odd.)



My... GOD!



I actually agree as everything becomes drama no matter what. Is like Midas's touch gone wrong.


From Sonic Colors: Box art, trailer, hat, and hater defense



But how is it we find ESCAPE FROM THE CIIIIITYYYYY more acceptable?!




From Molyneux talks pedophilia and Milo



Oh f*ck you, Matt. The very, very charming Pixar movie will not be the same for me now.

From Spend the weekend playing with your Privates



Pffft! Too juvenile, I would like to add that I saw it comi--



WHOOPS NEVERMIND, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.




From 42 year-old woman swaps Xbox for sex with teenage boys (was this pedophilia weekend or something?!)



I don't know how serious you can be about popping your popsicle with an over aged (in contrast) woman for a video game console or anything for the matter.

Now if she were at least twenty years younger and wore a scholar skirt... aye.

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Okay, I feel like this was a very dry first entry. I am sorry, but they are slaving me around the house at the moment guys! See you ASAP!

Monodi




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fapped now, will comment later after I have my morning coffee and give this a read tomorrow! :)
What the hell is Molyneux talking about, since when is a man and a boy doing anything together considered risky? What about Up is taboo? Every Pixar movie is ruined for me now! Aside for the obvious ones like Toy Story and Monsters Inc, why was Nemo’s dad so desperate to find him? Was it in case the kid said too much? Flicks relationship with the little ant in A Bug’s Life was questionable. And what about Wall-e? He’s like 700 years older than EVA!

DAMN YOU MOLYNEUX!
Hey, don't apologize about being early. I wish we could have Comments of the Week every day.
sexualchocolate feature in the "truth" section. Every day holds new revelations.
Good to see this returning. If you need any more backups, let me know!

Also, for those wondering, Ross put Fanboy Friday on indefinite hiatus a while back.
Nicely done, fellow "officiator." Even if you're wreckity wrecking the rotation by going early.
Beyamor: We could you know. We would have to delve into unfathomable bouts of reading of old posts, and we would run out of weeks eventually, but it is a possibility.

Also, who diddles fat kids?
Some damn fine comment wrangling thar! I hope we get a Friday edition too, that'd be swell.

I'm looking forward to getting back in the saddle next week. Yeeha!
Goddamnit Monodi! You're wrecking the rotation and self "lol"ed yourself to boot! That's it you're off the team!

Wait is that Brodyquest? You're back on the team!

I remember when I thought that it would be easier if we did a weekend segment every week to break up the habit of only putting comments that are more recent in our memories down in Commentoid. We should really consider doing it after we do a couple of rotations and see if this whole thing is working out for everyone.

@VGFreak

I'll put you down as a backup this afternoon when I get the time. Just to clarify: backups don't get the user and password just yet but will remain on stand by till one of us becomes unable to post.

Basically Commentoid will PM you when you're needed to either post for a couple weeks or replace someone.
Hey guys, I am somewhere with WiFi but will lose it for reals in a few days now!

Ok yeah I kinda regret whoring myself there, and this short edition is even drier than I remember, dammit. I better get this on a For-Reals-This-Time Edition for Friday (or the weekend if mercy is provided when Lady Luck is not around).

It would be a good idea to keep plotting how things will go any case like this turns over again, this is just the beginning anyway.
Is...is capt. Bus replacing me next week? Cause I can totally do them.
LMAO! That Molyneux/Milo thing was pretty funny!

Another awesome commentoid week! (Thanks Monodi!)
Oh these comments were simply....Divine.

No disrespect to the comments, they did their job, but fuck me if BrodyQuest wasn't the best thing in this post!
All i can say about this feature returning is

MOLYENUEX = MILO! How could I have been so blind!
@Law

Stand down brother. I've got next week. You're the week after. Let's not mess with the rotation, or it'll be MADNESS.
Wait, Sexualchocolate in truth?

I hate Molyneux for comparing Up to Milo and pedophilia.
@Capt Bus: Sir Yes Sir
@Enkido

I know right?

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