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Bakewell, buddy, you made it clear you don't like the Patcher articles from every other time you've posted in them. I don't really care either way (both sides can be equally as retarded) but bitching about them each time a new one is posted won't make them go away.
You know I tried to mix up this Commentoid by not including the usual commenters and trying to put the same person in twice. Nearly made it before I saw Rogue now try to convince us that arcades are dead and Street Fighter plays better with a controller.
Comments like this just annoy me. They don't seem to have any purpose but pissing down on everyone's parade. I mean if OtakuDad gave reasons why he disliked the games or just stated that he didn't think it looked that interesting no problem but calling it ugly is just useless to everyone.