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Welcome to Commentoid, home of Comments of the Week!

Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.

We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.

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1. Xero the brave!


2. Knutaf the strong!


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Originally I was going to write the beginning about THE AWESOME METAL GEAR SOLID L4D CAMPAIGN THAT YOU SHOULD ALL DOWNLOAD but Dtoid doesn’t turn 5 every week so here’s a late happy birthday:



As a gift we’ll be doing business as usual (because we’re cheapskates) so on to the comments!



From : http://www.destructoid.com/ea-wants-dead-space-to-be-as-big-as-resident-evil-196187.phtml



I prefer games that keep all the good things in other games but always add in something fresh to not be too similar.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/ea-accidentally-bans-player-from-dragon-age-ii-196272.phtml



If you buy your games: You own them. No terms of conditions or EULAs should get in the way of that.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/writer-it-s-dumb-to-talk-about-gaming-s-citizen-kane--196273.phtml



Art is subjective so whether or not you think games are art or not doesn't really matter as long as we all just want better games rather than better movie-games. After all:



Nic Cage films are thought to be part of a higher class than games. I want you to think about that.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/angry-birds-boss-claims-consoles-are-dying-196361.phtml



This guy is acting like Kanye West of video game developers. No one wants to be the Kanye West.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/david-jaffe-criticizes-media-praise-for-art-games-196368.phtml



Again, art is subjective, blah, blah, blah...

From : http://www.destructoid.com/review-homefront-196389.phtml



Nothing else needs to be said really.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/constructoid-sagat-vs-the-handsome-boy-all-stars-196351.phtml



Never forget that Sturgeon's Law applies to people too.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/ubisoft-pirates-own-music-for-assassin-s-creed-ost--196510.phtml



Torrenting =/= piracy guys. (Not that downloading it normally would have been any better. Bad Ubisoft.)

From : http://www.destructoid.com/beyond-good-evil-hd-coming-to-psn-this-may-196622.phtml



I still don't get the point or problem with timed exclusives. Chances are whoever got it first are going to act as quality control and beta testers for the improved version coming your way.



From : http://www.destructoid.com/ps3s-no-longer-blocked-in-europe-as-sony-wins-appeal-196137.phtml



In loading screens we trust.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/pegi-demands-misleading-we-dare-ads-removed-196186.phtml



Seriously click the link to that story at your own peril.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/ea-sneaks-securom-drm-onto-dragon-age-ii-disc-196185.phtml



Doing shit like this doesn't stop piracy but it does scare people from buying your games.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/indie-rock-band-the-national-lend-song-to-portal-2-196219.phtml



They all look so excite

From : http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-loses-australian-appeal-still-banned-196364.phtml





Fortunately the 90's were the shit.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/next-up-for-minecraft-wolves-yes-wolves-196713.phtml



I feel so proud for getting that joke.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/molyneux-fable-3-not-so-great-fable-4-must-amaze-you--196680.phtml



Okay Peter I get it. You like including finer details rather than important gameplay features or hiring decent writers but all I wanna know is where are our acorns and WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR TREES?!



From : http://www.destructoid.com/chair-more-shadow-complex-a-question-of-when--196226.phtml



I miss the days when people used to link away from Jim articles when they wanted to back up opinion or speculation as fact rather than acknowledging there isn't a scapegoat for everything.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/darkspore-requires-constant-internet-connection-update--196271.phtml



Good news: pro/anti PS3 bullshit in the comment section is dying down
Bad news: Douchebags still exist

From : http://www.destructoid.com/pachter-kinect-outselling-playstation-move-5-1-196367.phtml



Bakewell, buddy, you made it clear you don't like the Patcher articles from every other time you've posted in them. I don't really care either way (both sides can be equally as retarded) but bitching about them each time a new one is posted won't make them go away.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/korea-rates-super-street-fighter-iv-arcade-edition-196375.phtml



You know I tried to mix up this Commentoid by not including the usual commenters and trying to put the same person in twice. Nearly made it before I saw Rogue now try to convince us that arcades are dead and Street Fighter plays better with a controller.

lol. No.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/in-which-i-break-down-why-homefront-s-plot-is-impossible-196221.phtml



Matt is really starting to remind me of a less cool and likeable version of the question:



From : http://www.destructoid.com/review-okamiden-196349.phtml



Comments like this just annoy me. They don't seem to have any purpose but pissing down on everyone's parade. I mean if OtakuDad gave reasons why he disliked the games or just stated that he didn't think it looked that interesting no problem but calling it ugly is just useless to everyone.

From : http://www.destructoid.com/bethesda-you-re-lying-if-you-say-graphics-don-t-matter-196533.phtml



All Jim haters are bi for Jim: CONFIRMED

From: http://www.destructoid.com/sony-s-shaving-gel-ps3-promo-goes-horribly-wrong-196691.phtml



http://www.sony.com/SCA/philanthropy/earthquakerelief.shtml

Fact checking motherfucker! DO. YOU. DO. IT?





Well that’s all from me this week. Look forward to a return of the regular rotation next week but right now it's 1AM and I need some sleep. See you guys next time!


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Standing ovation for Tristrix, the anti-"games as art" rant, and the Baloo avatar.
All Jim haters are indeed bi, or gay, for Jim. It's sciencological fact.

Also, doing a special 5 year edition? Screw that for comment compilation nightmares.

Also, glad you didn't include DToid chat comments in the comments of the week, therefore not setting precedent for the hair-pulling fury of another channel of comments to sift through.

Also, fantastic work GGX.

Also, cocks.

Fucking Nicolas Cage, man. He's awesome.
A nice end to the week.. though not as many truly hilarious comments as in some other weeks.
Au contraire, I'd love to be Kanye West! Great comments! Glad to see Super Drybones made it, he was on a roll this week.
You know, it's begining to bother me how frequently people say "art is subjective" under the pretense that this relates to and somehow ends the Games As Art soap opera. I'm not even sure of the purpose in its assertion anymore - since people rely on subjective perceptual and interpretative activity to determine the meaning of a particular item, therefore descriptive categorical language indicates nothing of permenant meaning?

No no no.

Just because my understanding of a particular piece of art relies on a subjective value system, that does not mean the term 'art' denotes nothing of consensus. Shit, the way the vast majority of people here flaunt the word, you'd swear 'art' refers to 'something I like.' Yes determinance of an individual piece of art is subjective but we can communicate and agree on what the genus of art implies of a piece. Just as a dog is this type of creature, art is a particular kind of a thing.

Phooey. It's little wonder why people think 'art' is some mysterious incomprehensible wonder of a word when their very first presumption is one of incommunicability. Sometimes the irk just dribbles out of my brain and runs absolutely everywhere.

Great commentoid, though. I would totally fap, except you compared Mattrodroid to The Question. Don't get me started...!
I made it.

I finally made it. Here with my rage.

I am so honored.

Also, fuckyeahNickCage.
My eye is twitching...from the glory....and lack of sleep.
You know that part where you realise that last night you were up till 1 checking everything was in the right place and then you realise you left the draft title in?

That part breaks my heart every time. Seriously kids don't blog at night. Shit is dangerous.

@Capt. Bus

I was looking at that picture for ages trying to figure out what it meant. After a couple minutes everything clicked and an entirely new world was opened to me.

@Kraid

Nic Cage has made an entire career off being Nic Cage. I don't know what that is supposed to be but it's always the coolest guy around. It takes a special kind of man to punch a woman dressed like a bear.

@Elsa

I think that was from a combination of a slow week and me trying not to put Occams, mrandydixon, Panda and Turtle in every single CotW. Variety never hurts (not to say I don't love those guys).

@Byronic man

It's my belief that all games are of course games then some just go above and beyond to have extra meaning. I don't think it really matters which games some call art and some don't because it's really is just a matter of opinion. I get that maybe people shouldn't use the word "art" for games that they think meet the criteria but it's just the easiest and most used word for them.

It's just one of those gaming words, Like "casual" and "hardcore", to try to get across a point. Yeah some will overuse and twist the word to mean what they like but those people are easily ignored.

And when I said less cool and likeable I meant like the question but without any positive traits whatsoever.

@Daxelman

Your rage was beautiful. You should release that beast more.
Good commentoid bro.
Good show Xero, it's funny (and sad) that it's usually the same people the ones featured in the "Wut" section, also kinda surprised Jim's comment in this thread was not posted in the LOL section.
Finally made it into this blog. :OD

I'm surprised nobody used that joke before me, since a lot of people here are still aware of it.
@EdgyDude

Damn I really would have put that one in if I saw it. This is why we need a better system for requests.
You know, after not being able to read Dtoid till the weekends for a while I’m starting to realise what a good service we provide here at Comments of the Week.
The thing I think I love about Commentoid the most are all the different perspectives we get from the people behind this. Sometimes the emphasis is more words and truth moments, sometimes its more silly fun stuff, sometimes its something else entirely. I really dig that variety. Lotta great words today were given a spotlight.

And Mattrodroid.

That's a balance I can appreciate, even if my tinfoil hat itches me scalp.

As always, thank you for this.
I appreciate the defense of arcades. I live in America (South Carolina of all places), and we just saw an arcade spring up in the most unlikely of places - and it's doing rather well. It's amazing, though not nearly as amazing as the Simpsons pinball machine they have there. Spent nearly two hours on it in one day.
Otakudad,

FUCK YOU.
YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID
SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCK OFF

Signed Aurain.
@Xero

Calling a particular game 'art' because you think it meets a criteria is perfectly fine. The criteria that must be met is not subjective, though - it can be consensually described and universally agreed upon through discourse. The question of whether games are art isn't asking whether Shadow of the Colossus is art, or whether Portal is art - which are determined by subjective consideration - but whether games in general can be art. It's a conversation of abstraction and so one completely unrelated to instances of subjective judgement (unless you want to reverse-engineer the answer).

Imagine the debate of whether or not dogs are fluffy. Someone brings up the point that fluffiness is subjective. While true, we can nevertheless agree objectively that fluffiness refers to a particular quality and, after establishing a criteria, determine under what circumstances dogs can be described as fluffy. The focal point of the debate is determining that criteria. Otherwise, unless the criteria of fluffiness is understood, determinance of fluffiness is still at a loose end.

It's all very pompous and deliberate but not every conversation can be about Bulletstorm.

Sometimes I read out Mattrodroid's comment history to my housemates. They don't believe he is a real person.
@Byronic

The problem is, you can never convince someone of something just by proving it. It is all about the general perception. Aesthetics is no different; in fact it's even harder to define.

New waves of conceptual art challenge the interpretation of art, Michael Duchamp's Fountain is regarded by the art community as the birth figure of conceptual art:


As far as the modern art community is concerned, there is no equivocation in Fountain's status as art.

As far as the general consensus is concerned, it's a urinal with graffiti on it.
What Char said.
@CaptainBus

"The problem is, you can never convince someone of something just by proving it."

If you ever come across anyone for whom this would be true, you smack them.

The developement of modern art does not indicate a disintegration of our understanding of what art is but rather a broadening of our interpretative faculties. The modern art community does not hold a monopoly on what can be described as art. Then again it seems to me the modern art community is comprised largely of gobshites stuffing turds into tin cans and fliging condoms around the room, so how they managed to scrounge an aura of authority is well beyond me. For the purposes for discussing art in the abstract, I wouldn't worry about the content of modern art, only what lessons have been learned.
@commentoid

Just a heads up. I was actually referring to destructoids stock stance with regards to popular things and how it's user base are retards. In this case I was predicting the usual responses about kinect and not Pachter. Seems you may have crossed your wires there.
@Byronic

Unfortunately, if I had to smack everyone who did not believe in something even when proven, I'd have to be doing a whole lot of smacking.

It took centuries before the wider world accepted Copernicus' principle that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not the other way round. There are people still believe that man has not landed on the moon, despite the mountain of supporting evidence. Carbon dating and starlight analysis has not deterred a community that remain convinced that the universe is no older than 5,000 years. There are large and enthusiastic groups around the world who object to certain forms of immunisation, despite the overwhelming evidence that indicates the revolutionary benefits that these have provided us.

Facts and proof are not always the best methods of changing people's minds, because minds often develop means to subvert or destroy any prrof, no matter how concrete.

The best method of persuasion is for those in positions of power and influence to proclaim that games offer strong cultural benefits. Then, gradually, the tide of negativity toward videogames as a culturally relevant form will turn. This will not happen overnight.
@CaptainBus

Then we have a whole lot of smacking to do.

I'm fully aware that the majority of people are resistant to changing their minds but this absolutely mustn't disuade the open-minded from discussing and arguing until an agreeable truth is reached. Personally, I have little patience for the types of people who cannot be helped - they don't deserve anybody's intellectual energy and attention, when as you say they will only be persuaded when their authorities tell them to think differently.

But I'm not talking about what the greater public think about games being art. That's not my concern.
I feel like most of these comments that frustrate you like Otakudad are just plain trolls. However, Mattrodroid is obviously super cereal.

@Bakewell I noticed this too and was really confused at Xero's reaction, should indeed be fixed.
Great week for comments!
Solid Commentoid here, Xero. Man, I'm slow catching up on cblogs lately. Must be that whole "not browsing as much at work" thing.

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