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It's past Christmas, I've managed to get some internet back by forging a modem out of tree decorations, perseverance and gentle weeping, and I haven't gone and got the community anything for Chrimbolidays!
Well, consider this the Commentoid equivalent of something I pulled together during the last-minute dash around the gas station at midnight.
I hope that you folks enjoy this a touch more than most folk enjoy sprouts.
Yay if only you had Kinect, then we could see you yelling fangigger and flipping off a cartoon man while shouting out what Happy Meal toy you wanted your mum to get you from McDonalds because she can't hear you over your Black Eyed Peas MP3.
lookin at how you writ shit... is fukin cool brah... i wish i was you... so i coud spend 15K on games a year... which means you are very important... so you can get pissy because you got your free game a bit later than you want it... your amazing man...