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7:52 PM on 06.11.2007

Wanna be on the front page of Dtoid, huh?
Colette Bennett	59 comments

So here's the skinny on how to become a Dtoid editor.

Start a Community blog.

This is the quickest way to get your feet wet and become an active part of the Dtoid community. Get in there and rant, tell us about your favorite games, what systems you love or hate, fire back your opinions on articles on the front page, post pictures of horse cocks, etc. This is the best way to push your articles to the home page and expose your work to our 2 million monthly readers. HOT!

If you have something that doesn't seem to fit in a community blog format and we really must read it or the earth will explode, email it to hr@Destructoid.com. We have a full staff at the moment, but always remain open minded to submissions. Samples of Ron Workman's semen will not be accepted as bribes, as we have access to it whenever we want it. See you on the blogs. Also cocks!

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Reeper says:
(# 0) on 06/10/2007 00:31

first comment, woot!

alright, front page, here i come :D

or probably not. i'll get the coveted A for effort though.

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 1) on 06/10/2007 00:34

I WANNA BE ON THE FRONT PAGEZ

zaqu says:
(# 2) on 06/10/2007 01:10

now what am i going to do with 10 gallons of rons semen

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 3) on 06/10/2007 01:53

@ zaqu:

One word: Bukkake

Reeper says:
(# 4) on 06/10/2007 01:59

lol
mxyzptlk wins.

Joseph Leray says:
(# 5) on 06/10/2007 02:47

As a corollary to Nex's post: Prussian Blue helps.

Justice says:
(# 6) on 06/10/2007 02:56

Orcist U SO KRAZEE!

Kozuch says:
(# 7) on 06/10/2007 11:51

Who would have thought a pre-requisite for the dream job would be pure blood. If only my job now was that thorough, all the mongoloids would be weeded out.

Husky Hog says:
(# 8) on 06/10/2007 11:52

W0000000t

one of these days Colette... strait to the front page...

Alaphic says:
(# 9) on 06/11/2007 09:33

I'm not going to complain about the Neo-Nazi jail bait...
I'm not sure I understand why it's there...
But I'm not going to complain.

Alaphic says:
(# 10) on 06/11/2007 09:34

And I'll be damned if that comment didn't make me feel as dirty as Ron Workman in a room full of Mexicans.

tehuberone says:
(# 11) on 06/11/2007 11:12

YOOHOOS ARE TASTY!!!!!

Preciosah says:
(# 12) on 06/11/2007 14:19

LarkOhiya says:
(# 13) on 06/11/2007 16:42

oh mI!

Reeper says:
(# 14) on 06/11/2007 20:09

has anyone else ever noticed that hitler wasn't blue eyed and blonde haired like he thought the perfect person should be?

Arro says:
(# 15) on 06/11/2007 22:38

He wasn't even from Germany. He was from Austria.

Alaphic says:
(# 16) on 06/11/2007 23:51

Which is why Arnold Schwarzenegger can't be the president.

Reeper says:
(# 17) on 06/12/2007 01:34

possibly.

you're not as bad as this guy though:

atheistium says:
(# 18) on 06/12/2007 01:38

CAKE!"?

pheonix-blood says:
(# 19) on 06/12/2007 02:59

cake would be great!

UglyDuck says:
(# 20) on 06/12/2007 08:37

Okay... so this is how to get on the front page... as opposed to what? What do you NOT do? What do you avoid doing? Apart from "don't suck".

Joe Burling says:
(# 21) on 06/12/2007 09:06

can I get pie instead of cake?

Reeper says:
(# 22) on 06/20/2007 18:37

donuts > cake.

tazarthayoot says:
(# 23) on 06/23/2007 10:27

Can I get a cake pie?

TheBrain says:
(# 24) on 06/24/2007 18:58

Eh. This beta seems a little busted. I click on my blog post and I get a 404. I try to update my blog or get to it by any other means and it sends me to the home page, instead. Doesn't seem to be effecting other people though. Perhaps it takes a while to get in the system correctly?

dprim3 says:
(# 25) on 06/24/2007 23:56

The guys who run this site sure to have a hard-on for their minor web fame.

dprim3 says:
(# 26) on 06/24/2007 23:56

*sure do

Nick Chester says:
(# 27) on 06/26/2007 01:58

I was able to get erect once ...

TheBongDonkey says:
(# 28) on 07/03/2007 17:52

I have a hard-on when i hear Ron say "Fatt little red head butter sweating bastards"
But thats just me ...

Orionsaint says:
(# 29) on 07/08/2007 16:30

Orionsaint says:
(# 30) on 07/08/2007 16:30

Orionsaint says:
(# 31) on 07/08/2007 16:31

Niero says:
(# 32) on 07/22/2007 19:15

Something went terribly wrong along the way, but we just rolled with it

Ninoog3 says:
(# 33) on 07/22/2007 23:21

Orionsaint says:
(# 34) on 07/28/2007 04:33

WTF are the Chobot pixs from her birthday? The Robot lied!

lastexile26 says:
(# 35) on 07/29/2007 01:01

Dont it seems like XBOX copies whatever PS3 does,i mean since they share the same enemy it seems pointless to play hardball but it has been confirmed that xbox 360 will be slash of a 50 bucks price cut which was confirmed by Wallmart in one of their catalogs,but with all this price drop its better for us since its a little less burn in our pockets.

slapme7times says:
(# 36) on 08/01/2007 09:01

this seems like a good place to post some random nonsense...

yep, i'll just click the 'add comment' button and watch the magic unfold =)

thanks for your time

Lt Numbnuts says:
(# 37) on 08/23/2007 01:03

also, horse cocks

BlueWolf72 says:
(# 38) on 08/27/2007 14:57

I was once on the front page.........It was good!

bottled dark says:
(# 39) on 09/05/2007 23:59

i suggest deathmatches and bloodsport instead.

Avid says:
(# 40) on 09/20/2007 10:56

give me the job, i give you candy.

A New Challenger says:
(# 41) on 09/22/2007 22:04

What am blog

Otsegowupiwupi says:
(# 42) on 11/08/2007 06:10

wow... you guys are Champions.

Cowboy TTop says:
(# 43) on 11/18/2007 15:58

I do like writing blog stuff here, so I'll consider it, Colette.

PrinceofCannedPeaches says:
(# 44) on 11/27/2007 21:12

I saw a thing on the History Channel that said that Hitler derived intense orgasms from delivering his rhetoric. No wonder he emoted so much.

JohnThEReaper617 says:
(# 45) on 12/01/2007 10:55

Where did the thing go wrong i heard mention of donuts and cake,which went to fat little redhead butter sweating...to horse cocks to chobot and finally something bout the History channel wow love this place and all its magical randomness

king3vbo says:
(# 46) on 12/11/2007 13:12

toasting in an epic bread

Kryptinite says:
(# 47) on 12/11/2007 16:21

job = do want

Snaileb says:
(# 48) on 12/20/2007 12:12

Yes, I think there are alot of aspiring writers here in dtoid, especially alot of the c-bloggers.

Evo says:
(# 49) on 01/05/2008 08:13

/echoes the comment by Kryptinite

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