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Wanna be on the front page of Dtoid, huh?
Colette Bennett | 7:52 PM on 06.11.2007 60 comments




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Reeper's Destructoid Blog
first comment, woot!

alright, front page, here i come :D

or probably not. i'll get the coveted A for effort though.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
I WANNA BE ON THE FRONT PAGEZ
zaqu's Destructoid Blog
now what am i going to do with 10 gallons of rons semen
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
@ zaqu:

One word: Bukkake
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
lol
mxyzptlk wins.
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
As a corollary to Nex's post: Prussian Blue helps.
Justice's Destructoid Blog


Orcist U SO KRAZEE!
Kozuch's Destructoid Blog
Who would have thought a pre-requisite for the dream job would be pure blood. If only my job now was that thorough, all the mongoloids would be weeded out.
Husky Hog's Destructoid Blog
W0000000t

one of these days Colette... strait to the front page...
Alaphic's Destructoid Blog
I'm not going to complain about the Neo-Nazi jail bait...
I'm not sure I understand why it's there...
But I'm not going to complain.
Alaphic's Destructoid Blog
And I'll be damned if that comment didn't make me feel as dirty as Ron Workman in a room full of Mexicans.
tehuberone's Destructoid Blog
YOOHOOS ARE TASTY!!!!!
Preciosah's Destructoid Blog
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
oh mI!
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
has anyone else ever noticed that hitler wasn't blue eyed and blonde haired like he thought the perfect person should be?
Arro's Destructoid Blog
He wasn't even from Germany. He was from Austria.
Alaphic's Destructoid Blog
Which is why Arnold Schwarzenegger can't be the president.
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
possibly.

you're not as bad as this guy though:

atheistium's Destructoid Blog
CAKE!"?
pheonix-blood's Destructoid Blog
cake would be great!
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Okay... so this is how to get on the front page... as opposed to what? What do you NOT do? What do you avoid doing? Apart from "don't suck".
Joe Burling's Destructoid Blog
can I get pie instead of cake?
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
donuts > cake.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
Can I get a cake pie?
TheBrain's Destructoid Blog
Eh. This beta seems a little busted. I click on my blog post and I get a 404. I try to update my blog or get to it by any other means and it sends me to the home page, instead. Doesn't seem to be effecting other people though. Perhaps it takes a while to get in the system correctly?
dprim3's Destructoid Blog
The guys who run this site sure to have a hard-on for their minor web fame.
dprim3's Destructoid Blog
*sure do
Nick Chester's Destructoid Blog
I was able to get erect once ...
TheBongDonkey's Destructoid Blog
I have a hard-on when i hear Ron say "Fatt little red head butter sweating bastards"
But thats just me ...
Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
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Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
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Niero's Destructoid Blog
Something went terribly wrong along the way, but we just rolled with it
Ninoog3's Destructoid Blog
Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
WTF are the Chobot pixs from her birthday? The Robot lied!
lastexile26's Destructoid Blog
Dont it seems like XBOX copies whatever PS3 does,i mean since they share the same enemy it seems pointless to play hardball but it has been confirmed that xbox 360 will be slash of a 50 bucks price cut which was confirmed by Wallmart in one of their catalogs,but with all this price drop its better for us since its a little less burn in our pockets.
slapme7times's Destructoid Blog
this seems like a good place to post some random nonsense...

yep, i'll just click the 'add comment' button and watch the magic unfold =)

thanks for your time
Lt Numbnuts's Destructoid Blog
also, horse cocks
BlueWolf72's Destructoid Blog
I was once on the front page.........It was good!
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
i suggest deathmatches and bloodsport instead.
Avid's Destructoid Blog
give me the job, i give you candy.
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
What am blog
Otsegowupiwupi's Destructoid Blog
wow... you guys are Champions.
Cowboy TTop's Destructoid Blog
I do like writing blog stuff here, so I'll consider it, Colette.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Destructoid Blog
I saw a thing on the History Channel that said that Hitler derived intense orgasms from delivering his rhetoric. No wonder he emoted so much.
JohnThEReaper617's Destructoid Blog
Where did the thing go wrong i heard mention of donuts and cake,which went to fat little redhead butter sweating...to horse cocks to chobot and finally something bout the History channel wow love this place and all its magical randomness
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
toasting in an epic bread
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
job = do want
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Yes, I think there are alot of aspiring writers here in dtoid, especially alot of the c-bloggers.
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/echoes the comment by Kryptinite


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Go check out Destructoid's collectible toy culture blog, which I proudly run:



Here is a list of things you should know about me:
1. I'm a female game blogger living in Miami.
2. The NES is my favorite system of all time, closely followed by the PS2.
3. My DS is more or less glued to my person.
4. I can't resist playing Contra. Ever.
5. I think toys are the best solution to not wanting to grow up, and I have an always-growing collection of them, which is why I started Tomopop.
6. I require sushi for living.
7. I'm hopelessly addicted to Japanese dramas.
8. I love wandering around used bookstores for hours.
9. I think about throwing rocks at people a lot.
10. I replay The Legend of Zelda about 5 times a year.

Kon-kon!


I kind of like this Niero guy.


And I also kind of like this R3y guy.


This Pedro guy is pretty good too.


And these RetroforceGo! people aren't so bad.


Actually, the people I work with are pretty freaking awesome in general.


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