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Wanna be on the front page of Dtoid, huh?
by Colette Bennett on 06.11.2007 59 comments




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There are 59 comments about this post:
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
first comment, woot!

alright, front page, here i come :D

or probably not. i'll get the coveted A for effort though.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
I WANNA BE ON THE FRONT PAGEZ
zaqu's Destructoid Blog
now what am i going to do with 10 gallons of rons semen
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
@ zaqu:

One word: Bukkake
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
lol
mxyzptlk wins.
Nex's Destructoid Blog
Also, if you're a werewolf or some sort of gypsy half-breed, we won't have anything to do with you. The purity of our future offspring is of the utmost importance and we can't have your mongrel blood gumming up the works.
Joseph -Orcist- Leray's Destructoid Blog
As a corollary to Nex's post: Prussian Blue helps.
Justice's Destructoid Blog


Orcist U SO KRAZEE!
Nex's Destructoid Blog
To: Colette
CC: Colette's Blog
RE: HR Blog Post, hiring procedures

To whom it may concern,
I am sorry about turning your official post into a thread on neo-naziism. I blame stress at home, an increasing workload, and an addiction to huffing Wite-Out as the primary culprits. I have taken steps to prevent this sort of thing in the future, and I look forward to a long and prosperous employment with Destructoid Bait & Tackle LLC. Thank you for your time.

Wearing a tie,
Charles Nex
CFO, OMD, OPP
Kozuch's Destructoid Blog
Who would have thought a pre-requisite for the dream job would be pure blood. If only my job now was that thorough, all the mongoloids would be weeded out.
Husky Hog's Destructoid Blog
W0000000t

one of these days Colette... strait to the front page...
Alaphic's Destructoid Blog
I'm not going to complain about the Neo-Nazi jail bait...
I'm not sure I understand why it's there...
But I'm not going to complain.
Alaphic's Destructoid Blog
And I'll be damned if that comment didn't make me feel as dirty as Ron Workman in a room full of Mexicans.
tehuberone's Destructoid Blog
YOOHOOS ARE TASTY!!!!!
Preciosah's Destructoid Blog
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
oh mI!
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
has anyone else ever noticed that hitler wasn't blue eyed and blonde haired like he thought the perfect person should be?
Arro's Destructoid Blog
He wasn't even from Germany. He was from Austria.
Alaphic's Destructoid Blog
Which is why Arnold Schwarzenegger can't be the president.
Nex's Destructoid Blog
I ruin everything I touch...
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
possibly.

you're not as bad as this guy though:

atheistium's Destructoid Blog
CAKE!"?
pheonix-blood's Destructoid Blog
cake would be great!
UglyPhil 's Destructoid Blog
Okay... so this is how to get on the front page... as opposed to what? What do you NOT do? What do you avoid doing? Apart from "don't suck".
BuckF1tches's Destructoid Blog
can I get pie instead of cake?
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
donuts > cake.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
Can I get a cake pie?
TheBrain's Destructoid Blog
Eh. This beta seems a little busted. I click on my blog post and I get a 404. I try to update my blog or get to it by any other means and it sends me to the home page, instead. Doesn't seem to be effecting other people though. Perhaps it takes a while to get in the system correctly?
dprim3's Destructoid Blog
The guys who run this site sure to have a hard-on for their minor web fame.
dprim3's Destructoid Blog
*sure do
Nick Chester's Destructoid Blog
I was able to get erect once ...
TheBongDonkey's Destructoid Blog
I have a hard-on when i hear Ron say "Fatt little red head butter sweating bastards"
But thats just me ...
Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
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Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
Niero's Destructoid Blog
Something went terribly wrong along the way, but we just rolled with it
Ninoog3's Destructoid Blog
Orionsaint's Destructoid Blog
WTF are the Chobot pixs from her birthday? The Robot lied!
lastexile26's Destructoid Blog
Dont it seems like XBOX copies whatever PS3 does,i mean since they share the same enemy it seems pointless to play hardball but it has been confirmed that xbox 360 will be slash of a 50 bucks price cut which was confirmed by Wallmart in one of their catalogs,but with all this price drop its better for us since its a little less burn in our pockets.
slapme7times's Destructoid Blog
this seems like a good place to post some random nonsense...

yep, i'll just click the 'add comment' button and watch the magic unfold =)

thanks for your time
Lt Numbnuts's Destructoid Blog
also, horse cocks
BlueWolf72's Destructoid Blog
I was once on the front page.........It was good!
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
i suggest deathmatches and bloodsport instead.
Avid's Destructoid Blog
give me the job, i give you candy.
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
What am blog
Otsegowupiwupi's Destructoid Blog
wow... you guys are Champions.
Cowboy TTop's Destructoid Blog
I do like writing blog stuff here, so I'll consider it, Colette.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Destructoid Blog
I saw a thing on the History Channel that said that Hitler derived intense orgasms from delivering his rhetoric. No wonder he emoted so much.
JohnThEReaper617's Destructoid Blog
Where did the thing go wrong i heard mention of donuts and cake,which went to fat little redhead butter sweating...to horse cocks to chobot and finally something bout the History channel wow love this place and all its magical randomness
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
toasting in an epic bread
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
job = do want
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Yes, I think there are alot of aspiring writers here in dtoid, especially alot of the c-bloggers.
Evo's Destructoid Blog
/echoes the comment by Kryptinite
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
I wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE [insert Dtoid writers name here]
LordRegulus's Destructoid Blog
Jesus, what is this? The official Dtoid random thread?

Sweet.



When I'm through here, this image will be everywhere.
Niero's Destructoid Blog
No, that would be our About page :)
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Yay Mexican Colette!
Raidensolid's Destructoid Blog
To be honest, I really lawled @ "yobs".
PaperBowser0's Destructoid Blog
Sweet, thanks for the interesting article! I will some day be a destructoid article......not really.

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