So here's the skinny on how to become a Dtoid editor.
Start a Community blog.
This is the quickest way to get your feet wet and become an active part of the Dtoid community. Get in there and rant, tell us about your favorite games, what systems you love or hate, fire back your opinions on articles on the front page, post pictures of horse cocks, etc. This is the best way to push your articles to the home page and expose your work to our 2 million monthly readers. HOT!
If you have something that doesn't seem to fit in a community blog format and we really must read it or the earth will explode, email it to hr@Destructoid.com. We have a full staff at the moment, but always remain open minded to submissions. Samples of Ron Workman's semen will not be accepted as bribes, as we have access to it whenever we want it. See you on the blogs. Also cocks!
(# 0) on 06/10/2007 00:31
alright, front page, here i come :D
or probably not. i'll get the coveted A for effort though.
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One word: Bukkake
(# 4) on 06/10/2007 01:59
mxyzptlk wins.
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Orcist U SO KRAZEE!
(# 8) on 06/10/2007 03:13
CC: Colette's Blog
RE: HR Blog Post, hiring procedures
To whom it may concern,
I am sorry about turning your official post into a thread on neo-naziism. I blame stress at home, an increasing workload, and an addiction to huffing Wite-Out as the primary culprits. I have taken steps to prevent this sort of thing in the future, and I look forward to a long and prosperous employment with Destructoid Bait & Tackle LLC. Thank you for your time.
Wearing a tie,
Charles Nex
CFO, OMD, OPP
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one of these days Colette... strait to the front page...
(# 11) on 06/11/2007 09:33
I'm not sure I understand why it's there...
But I'm not going to complain.
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you're not as bad as this guy though:
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But thats just me ...
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(# 39) on 08/01/2007 09:01
yep, i'll just click the 'add comment' button and watch the magic unfold =)
thanks for your time
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Sweet.
When I'm through here, this image will be everywhere.
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