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Here is a list of things you should know about me:
I'm a female game/toy blogger living in New Orleans.
The NES is my favorite system of all time, closely followed by the PS2.
My DS is more or less glued to my person.
I can't resist playing Contra. Ever.
I think toys are the best solution to not wanting to grow up, and I have an always-growing collection of them, which is why I started Tomopop.
I require sushi for living.
I'm hopelessly addicted to Japanese dramas and skinny Japanese boys with awful hair.
I love wandering around used bookstores for hours.
I think about throwing rocks at people a lot.
I replay The Legend of Zelda about 5 times a year.
I read a lot.
I can't live without music.

Kon-kon!


This Pedro guy is pretty good.
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And these RetroforceGo! people aren't so bad.


Actually, the people I work with are pretty freaking awesome in general.


Sometimes I put on costumes, too.


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Wanna be on the front page of Dtoid, huh?
Colette Bennett | 7:52 PM on 06.11.2007 61 comments




So here's the skinny on how to become a Dtoid editor.

Start a Community blog.

This is the quickest way to get your feet wet and become an active part of the Dtoid community. Get in there and rant, tell us about your favorite games, what systems you love or hate, fire back your opinions on articles on the front page, post pictures of horse cocks, etc. This is the best way to push your articles to the home page and expose your work to our 2 million monthly readers. HOT!

If you have something that doesn't seem to fit in a community blog format and we really must read it or the earth will explode, email it to hr@Destructoid.com. We have a full staff at the moment, but always remain open minded to submissions. Samples of Ron Workman's semen will not be accepted as bribes, as we have access to it whenever we want it. See you on the blogs. Also cocks!



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Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 00:31
Reeper
first comment, woot!

alright, front page, here i come :D

or probably not. i'll get the coveted A for effort though.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 00:34
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I WANNA BE ON THE FRONT PAGEZ
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 01:10
zaqu
now what am i going to do with 10 gallons of rons semen
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 01:53
Aaron Mxy Yost
@ zaqu:

One word: Bukkake
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 01:59
Reeper
lol
mxyzptlk wins.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 02:47
Joseph Leray
As a corollary to Nex's post: Prussian Blue helps.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 02:56
Justice


Orcist U SO KRAZEE!
Kozuch's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 11:51
Kozuch
Who would have thought a pre-requisite for the dream job would be pure blood. If only my job now was that thorough, all the mongoloids would be weeded out.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2007 11:52
Daniel Husky Lingen
W0000000t

one of these days Colette... strait to the front page...
Alaphic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 09:33
Alaphic
I'm not going to complain about the Neo-Nazi jail bait...
I'm not sure I understand why it's there...
But I'm not going to complain.
Alaphic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 09:34
Alaphic
And I'll be damned if that comment didn't make me feel as dirty as Ron Workman in a room full of Mexicans.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 11:12
tehuberone
YOOHOOS ARE TASTY!!!!!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 16:42
LarkOhiya
oh mI!
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 20:09
Reeper
has anyone else ever noticed that hitler wasn't blue eyed and blonde haired like he thought the perfect person should be?
Arro's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 22:38
Arro
He wasn't even from Germany. He was from Austria.
Alaphic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 23:51
Alaphic
Which is why Arnold Schwarzenegger can't be the president.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 01:34
Reeper
possibly.

you're not as bad as this guy though:

atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 01:38
atheistium
CAKE!"?
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 02:59
Hollie Bennett
cake would be great!
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 08:37
UglyDuck
Okay... so this is how to get on the front page... as opposed to what? What do you NOT do? What do you avoid doing? Apart from "don't suck".
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 09:06
Joe Burling
can I get pie instead of cake?
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 18:37
Reeper
donuts > cake.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2007 10:27
tazarthayoot
Can I get a cake pie?
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2007 18:58
TheBrain
Eh. This beta seems a little busted. I click on my blog post and I get a 404. I try to update my blog or get to it by any other means and it sends me to the home page, instead. Doesn't seem to be effecting other people though. Perhaps it takes a while to get in the system correctly?
dprim3's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2007 23:56
dprim3
The guys who run this site sure to have a hard-on for their minor web fame.
dprim3's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2007 23:56
dprim3
*sure do
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2007 01:58
Nick Chester
I was able to get erect once ...
TheBongDonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 17:52
TheBongDonkey
I have a hard-on when i hear Ron say "Fatt little red head butter sweating bastards"
But thats just me ...
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2007 16:30
Orionsaint
<img src="http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7515/bdayjessanimationqg8.gif">
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 19:15
Niero
Something went terribly wrong along the way, but we just rolled with it
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2007 04:33
Orionsaint
WTF are the Chobot pixs from her birthday? The Robot lied!
brandonkalyan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2007 01:01
brandonkalyan
Dont it seems like XBOX copies whatever PS3 does,i mean since they share the same enemy it seems pointless to play hardball but it has been confirmed that xbox 360 will be slash of a 50 bucks price cut which was confirmed by Wallmart in one of their catalogs,but with all this price drop its better for us since its a little less burn in our pockets.
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 09:01
slapme7times
this seems like a good place to post some random nonsense...

yep, i'll just click the 'add comment' button and watch the magic unfold =)

thanks for your time
Lt Numbnuts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2007 01:03
Lt Numbnuts
also, horse cocks
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 14:57
BlueWolf72
I was once on the front page.........It was good!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 23:59
bottled dark
i suggest deathmatches and bloodsport instead.
Avid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 10:56
Avid
give me the job, i give you candy.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:04
A New Challenger
What am blog
Otsegowupiwupi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2007 06:10
Otsegowupiwupi
wow... you guys are Champions.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 15:58
Cowboy TTop
I do like writing blog stuff here, so I'll consider it, Colette.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2007 21:12
PrinceofCannedPeaches
I saw a thing on the History Channel that said that Hitler derived intense orgasms from delivering his rhetoric. No wonder he emoted so much.
JReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 10:55
JReaper617
Where did the thing go wrong i heard mention of donuts and cake,which went to fat little redhead butter sweating...to horse cocks to chobot and finally something bout the History channel wow love this place and all its magical randomness
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 13:12
king3vbo
toasting in an epic bread
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 16:21
Kryptinite
job = do want
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 12:12
Snaileb
Yes, I think there are alot of aspiring writers here in dtoid, especially alot of the c-bloggers.
Evo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 08:13
Evo
/echoes the comment by Kryptinite
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 21:11
Neonie
I wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE [insert Dtoid writers name here]
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 19:59
LordRegulus
Jesus, what is this? The official Dtoid random thread?

Sweet.



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