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This is the best plush toy ever made
Colette Bennett | 2:20 PM on 08.20.2007 26 comments




Okay. What could possibly be a better housewarming gift than this?A set of plush crap and piss????

Oh wait, I guess I didn't read the entire website. Also available is the poo keychain:



WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?



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Neonie's Destructoid Blog
It looks like a turn with limbs...scary..
CronosBlade's Destructoid Blog
Thanks! I'm totally ordering a set of these pee & poo plush dolls for my 1 yr old.

She's gonna have to learn eventually, right?
EternalDarkWing's Destructoid Blog
I like how I knew what the picture was of before I read that they were actual plushies of piss and shit.
bluemeep's Destructoid Blog
If you knew a proctologist and urologist that were about to married, these would be the best wedding presents ever.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Is just having plush #1s and #2s not enough?




Now you can advertise your love where ever you go!
ekoala2002's Destructoid Blog
Too awesome!
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Wow. This is amazing. Piss and Poo together at last.
galagabug 's Destructoid Blog
haha. poop. hahahhahahaa.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
I misread the title and thought you made these.

Now I want pee and poop shirts.
MaximusPaynicus's Destructoid Blog
I, uh... yeah.

*stares blankly for a moment before turning, and walking away*
Niero's Destructoid Blog
lol wut
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Lemon that Dora toy looks like a big phat pink cock dude.

Awesome.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
I WANT!

Lol @ Snaileb: You haven't seen that before?! You should of seen my face when I found it on an aisle at a Target!
Rogue Trooper's Destructoid Blog
@Angel:

It's real?!!
Virtualgirl's Destructoid Blog
they are kinda cute till you know what they are...lol
Rogue Trooper's Destructoid Blog
@Virtualgirl:

Yeah, at first I thought they kind of cute but then I read the website. Now it's just weird.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Fun for the whole family!!!!
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
EPIC WIN
I want the piss one.
kadosho's Destructoid Blog
Inside advertising. I'm really trying hard not to smile. This is an ingenious idea that one of my friends would definitely think of.
triforcer's Destructoid Blog
anyone else disappointed that the poo doesn't have the standard swirly tip?
Phist's Destructoid Blog
Piss and poop can get along. Lemon, the Dora dildo has nipples on the ballsacs, lol.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
I love the Japanese.
SpaceInvader's Destructoid Blog
I have them, I got them two years ago. Sorry man your late, these things have been around for a long time.


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