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While I was wandering idly about the office today I looked up at the big bookshelf near my desk and realized that since I don't face it (my desk faces the opposite direction), it's taken me until now to realize I have a lot of Chocobo.
In fact, counting Rio's wonderful hat, Stella's Chocobo gift, and the three Chocobo that Ian sent Niero and I as a gift last Christmas wouldn't be so bad. The issue is that I have maybe ten more Chocobo at home scattered in various locations about the house. This does not even include all the Chocobo art given to me and all the games made by Square about them (which I own all of). I asked the Bastardino puppies what they thought. They ignored me.
I mean, is there even a point where one can say "I have too many Chocobo"? is that like saying I own too many videogames? (We all know there is no such thing.) I've been to Chad's house on many an occasion, and he seems to suffer from a similar dolphin affliction. I think maybe I need to seek medical help.</p> 
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Your realization is quickly dwarfed by the fact that you have a Dr. Tran statue.
I think you'll be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllriiiiiiiiiiiiight colette.
Oh well, I guess I'm not gonna send you that Chocobo Perler figure I just made.
Don't worry Colette, one day Square-Enix will license FF to a hentai production company and then there will be 3D CGI chocobo hentai. Then you can worry about having too many chocobos :D
need moar chocobos
You can never have too many Chocobos.
Chocobi?
You don't have enough chocobo's, but if you're still uncomfortable about you could send a few my way. >_>
@ Pew - LOLOLOLOL
@ - Pendleton21- You don't think I'd refuse that kind of awesome, do you?
Too many Chocobo? BLASPHEMY!
I see a Dr. Tran
You know what you do have too much of? Adorableness. :)
If that's a disguised way of saying "DO WANT", then PM me your address, and I'll send it out.
DR.TRAN IS JUST DISHING OUT THE HOT DICKINGS!
Any chance you could breed your Chocobos in order to get a Golden Chocobo? I think there's some money to be made from that!
You can have to many Chocobo?
Chocobos are just like STDs, the more you have the better it gets.
There's never enough Chocobo's! :D
Colette, the day you have too many chocobos is the day I have too much star wars crap. so, never.
I don't think you can ever own too much Chocobo. Worst case, you can make you some tender fried chocobo. Yum!
You can never ever have too many Chocobos, Colette. Never ever.
unpossible. no such thing as too many chocobocos.
if you ask me, i don't you have ENOUGH chocobos.
A Dr Tran fig?
Want.
You can never have too many Chocobo. Also that Dr. Tran figure owns.
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE COMMODITY!
"I might own too many Chocobo."
No such thing my friend, no such thing.
chocobi + the hot dickings = excellent bookshelf
Ponder this: if you DIDN'T have all those chocobos, WHERE WOULD THEY BE?
Solution: Breed them.
I got a Spiderman mighty mugg.
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE DR. TRAN FIGURE! <333
I suffer from a starwars version of your chocobo loving
chocobos are awesome though and would probably do alot more in the getting me laid department than an accurate 1/500th scale millennium falcon...
Ya think? :P
No such thing as to many chocobos...
Cactus dogs!! <3 <3 <3
*Bwark*
seriously, that is not enough chocobo.
@Pew, Colette
You think there's not already Chocobo porn? You want me to find some? Because I'm a rule 34 pro and I'm not afraid to use... me.
DR. TRAN HAS A P.H.D. IN KICKING YOUR ASS!!
"Eat a dick!!" -Dr. Tran
You need a 1:1 scale chocobo replica, or a chocobo mech!!
never enougth!
DR TRAN! He's just handing out the hot dickings apparently. Chocobos are a dying breed you've got to save as many as you can, £1 a month can help us find and save Chocobos that have been taken from their forests and will send you letters about how happy they are that were making so much money from keeping them in cages.
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