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Realization: I might own too many Chocobo.
Colette Bennett | 5:31 PM on 09.09.2008 44 comments


<p>While I was wandering idly about the office today I looked up at the big bookshelf near my desk and realized that since I don't face it (my desk faces the opposite direction), it's taken me until now to realize I have a lot of Chocobo.In fact, counting Rio's wonderful hat, Stella's Chocobo gift, and the three Chocobo that Ian sent Niero and I as a gift last Christmas wouldn't be so bad. The issue is that I have maybe ten more Chocobo at home scattered in various locations about the house. This does not even include all the Chocobo art given to me and all the games made by Square about them (which I own all of). I asked the Bastardino puppies what they thought. They ignored me.I mean, is there even a point where one can say "I have too many Chocobo"? is that like saying I own too many videogames? (We all know there is no such thing.) I've been to Chad's house on many an occasion, and he seems to suffer from a similar dolphin affliction. I think maybe I need to seek medical help.</p>



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Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:43
Brian Keljore
Your realization is quickly dwarfed by the fact that you have a Dr. Tran statue.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:44
blehman
I think you'll be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllriiiiiiiiiiiiight colette.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:46
pendelton21
Oh well, I guess I'm not gonna send you that Chocobo Perler figure I just made.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:49
Maurice Tan
Don't worry Colette, one day Square-Enix will license FF to a hentai production company and then there will be 3D CGI chocobo hentai. Then you can worry about having too many chocobos :D
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:51
Dead Movie Star
need moar chocobos
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:53
Darren Nakamura
You can never have too many Chocobos.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:53
Electro Lemon
Chocobi?
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:53
Krow
You don't have enough chocobo's, but if you're still uncomfortable about you could send a few my way. >_>
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:57
Colette Bennett
@ Pew - LOLOLOLOL

@ - Pendleton21- You don't think I'd refuse that kind of awesome, do you?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:00
Samit Sarkar
Too many Chocobo? BLASPHEMY!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:01
king3vbo
I see a Dr. Tran
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:01
Chad Concelmo
You know what you do have too much of? Adorableness. :)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:08
pendelton21
If that's a disguised way of saying "DO WANT", then PM me your address, and I'll send it out.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:08
Jamie McGinn
DR.TRAN IS JUST DISHING OUT THE HOT DICKINGS!

Any chance you could breed your Chocobos in order to get a Golden Chocobo? I think there's some money to be made from that!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:13
Cowzilla3
You can have to many Chocobo?
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:17
McSnow
Chocobos are just like STDs, the more you have the better it gets.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:18
Stella Wong
There's never enough Chocobo's! :D
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:39
Technophile
Colette, the day you have too many chocobos is the day I have too much star wars crap. so, never.
Pedro Cortes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:47
Pedro Cortes
I don't think you can ever own too much Chocobo. Worst case, you can make you some tender fried chocobo. Yum!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:48
Brian Szabelski
You can never ever have too many Chocobos, Colette. Never ever.
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:49
keener
unpossible. no such thing as too many chocobocos.
DarkAnubisPwnr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:53
DarkAnubisPwnr
if you ask me, i don't you have ENOUGH chocobos.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 18:59
Kyousuke Nanbu
A Dr Tran fig?

Want.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 19:22
CrocBox
You can never have too many Chocobo. Also that Dr. Tran figure owns.

AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE COMMODITY!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 19:26
Puppy Licks
"I might own too many Chocobo."

No such thing my friend, no such thing.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 19:45
Spartacus
chocobi + the hot dickings = excellent bookshelf
Edco's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:07
Edco
Ponder this: if you DIDN'T have all those chocobos, WHERE WOULD THEY BE?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:23
MechaMonkey
Solution: Breed them.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:23
Cheeburga
I got a Spiderman mighty mugg.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:31
Electro Lemon
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE DR. TRAN FIGURE! <333
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:00
cjpkiller
I suffer from a starwars version of your chocobo loving
chocobos are awesome though and would probably do alot more in the getting me laid department than an accurate 1/500th scale millennium falcon...
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:00
Elitechief27
Ya think? :P
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:29
Mentok the Mindtaker
No such thing as to many chocobos...
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 22:02
coffeesash
Cactus dogs!! <3 <3 <3
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 22:16
Wexx
*Bwark*
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 22:42
bottled dark
seriously, that is not enough chocobo.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 00:17
Sharpless
@Pew, Colette
You think there's not already Chocobo porn? You want me to find some? Because I'm a rule 34 pro and I'm not afraid to use... me.
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 00:52
jackal27
DR. TRAN HAS A P.H.D. IN KICKING YOUR ASS!!

"Eat a dick!!" -Dr. Tran
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 02:21
Knivy
You need a 1:1 scale chocobo replica, or a chocobo mech!!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 01:18
atheistium
never enougth!
Harukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 19:05
Harukai
DR TRAN! He's just handing out the hot dickings apparently. Chocobos are a dying breed you've got to save as many as you can, £1 a month can help us find and save Chocobos that have been taken from their forests and will send you letters about how happy they are that were making so much money from keeping them in cages.
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