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Realization: I might own too many Chocobo.
Colette Bennett \| 5:31 PM on 09.09.2008	42 comments

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While I was wandering idly about the office today I looked up at the big bookshelf near my desk and realized that since I don't face it (my desk faces the opposite direction), it's taken me until now to realize I have a lot of Chocobo.

In fact, counting Rio's wonderful hat, Stella's Chocobo gift, and the three Chocobo that Ian sent Niero and I as a gift last Christmas wouldn't be so bad. The issue is that I have maybe ten more Chocobo at home scattered in various locations about the house. This does not even include all the Chocobo art given to me and all the games made by Square about them (which I own all of). I asked the Bastardino puppies what they thought. They ignored me.

I mean, is there even a point where one can say "I have too many Chocobo"? is that like saying I own too many videogames? (We all know there is no such thing.) I've been to Chad's house on many an occasion, and he seems to suffer from a similar dolphin affliction. I think maybe I need to seek medical help.</p>

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42 comments | showing # 1 to 42

Brian Keljore says:
(# 0) on 09/09/2008 17:43

Your realization is quickly dwarfed by the fact that you have a Dr. Tran statue.

blehman says:
(# 1) on 09/09/2008 17:44

I think you'll be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllriiiiiiiiiiiiight colette.

pendelton21 says:
(# 2) on 09/09/2008 17:46

Oh well, I guess I'm not gonna send you that Chocobo Perler figure I just made.

Professor Pew says:
(# 3) on 09/09/2008 17:49

Don't worry Colette, one day Square-Enix will license FF to a hentai production company and then there will be 3D CGI chocobo hentai. Then you can worry about having too many chocobos :D

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 4) on 09/09/2008 17:51

need moar chocobos

Dexter345 says:
(# 5) on 09/09/2008 17:53

You can never have too many Chocobos.

Electro Lemon says:
(# 6) on 09/09/2008 17:53

Chocobi?

Krow says:
(# 7) on 09/09/2008 17:53

You don't have enough chocobo's, but if you're still uncomfortable about you could send a few my way. >_>

Colette Bennett says:
(# 8) on 09/09/2008 17:57

@ Pew - LOLOLOLOL

@ - Pendleton21- You don't think I'd refuse that kind of awesome, do you?

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 9) on 09/09/2008 18:00

Too many Chocobo? BLASPHEMY!

king3vbo says:
(# 10) on 09/09/2008 18:01

I see a Dr. Tran

Chad Concelmo says:
(# 11) on 09/09/2008 18:01

You know what you do have too much of? Adorableness. :)

pendelton21 says:
(# 12) on 09/09/2008 18:08

If that's a disguised way of saying "DO WANT", then PM me your address, and I'll send it out.

The Young Scot says:
(# 13) on 09/09/2008 18:08

DR.TRAN IS JUST DISHING OUT THE HOT DICKINGS!

Any chance you could breed your Chocobos in order to get a Golden Chocobo? I think there's some money to be made from that!

Cowzilla3 says:
(# 14) on 09/09/2008 18:13

You can have to many Chocobo?

McSnow says:
(# 15) on 09/09/2008 18:17

Chocobos are just like STDs, the more you have the better it gets.

Stella Wong says:
(# 16) on 09/09/2008 18:18

There's never enough Chocobo's! :D

Technophile says:
(# 17) on 09/09/2008 18:39

Colette, the day you have too many chocobos is the day I have too much star wars crap. so, never.

ElfAngel7 says:
(# 18) on 09/09/2008 18:47

I don't think you can ever own too much Chocobo. Worst case, you can make you some tender fried chocobo. Yum!

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 19) on 09/09/2008 18:48

You can never ever have too many Chocobos, Colette. Never ever.

keener says:
(# 20) on 09/09/2008 18:49

unpossible. no such thing as too many chocobocos.

DarkAnubisPwnr says:
(# 21) on 09/09/2008 18:53

if you ask me, i don't you have ENOUGH chocobos.

Kyousuke Nanbu says:
(# 22) on 09/09/2008 18:59

A Dr Tran fig?

Want.

CrocBox says:
(# 23) on 09/09/2008 19:22

You can never have too many Chocobo. Also that Dr. Tran figure owns.

AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE COMMODITY!

Puppy Licks says:
(# 24) on 09/09/2008 19:26

"I might own too many Chocobo."

No such thing my friend, no such thing.

Spartacus says:
(# 25) on 09/09/2008 19:45

chocobi + the hot dickings = excellent bookshelf

Edco says:
(# 26) on 09/09/2008 20:07

Ponder this: if you DIDN'T have all those chocobos, WHERE WOULD THEY BE?

MechaMonkey says:
(# 27) on 09/09/2008 20:23

Solution: Breed them.

Cheeburga says:
(# 28) on 09/09/2008 20:23

I got a Spiderman mighty mugg.

Electro Lemon says:
(# 29) on 09/09/2008 20:31

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE DR. TRAN FIGURE! <333

cjpkiller says:
(# 30) on 09/09/2008 21:00

I suffer from a starwars version of your chocobo loving
chocobos are awesome though and would probably do alot more in the getting me laid department than an accurate 1/500th scale millennium falcon...

Elitechief27 says:
(# 31) on 09/09/2008 21:00

Ya think? :P

Mentok the Mindtaker says:
(# 32) on 09/09/2008 21:29

No such thing as to many chocobos...

coffeesash says:
(# 33) on 09/09/2008 22:02

Cactus dogs!! <3 <3 <3

Wexx says:
(# 34) on 09/09/2008 22:16

*Bwark*

bottled dark says:
(# 35) on 09/09/2008 22:42

seriously, that is not enough chocobo.

Sharpless says:
(# 36) on 09/10/2008 00:17

@Pew, Colette
You think there's not already Chocobo porn? You want me to find some? Because I'm a rule 34 pro and I'm not afraid to use... me.

jackal27 says:
(# 37) on 09/10/2008 00:52

DR. TRAN HAS A P.H.D. IN KICKING YOUR ASS!!

"Eat a dick!!" -Dr. Tran

Knives says:
(# 38) on 09/10/2008 02:21

You need a 1:1 scale chocobo replica, or a chocobo mech!!

atheistium says:
(# 39) on 09/15/2008 01:18

never enougth!

Harukai says:
(# 40) on 09/24/2008 19:05

DR TRAN! He's just handing out the hot dickings apparently. Chocobos are a dying breed you've got to save as many as you can, £1 a month can help us find and save Chocobos that have been taken from their forests and will send you letters about how happy they are that were making so much money from keeping them in cages.

jone54 says:
(# 41) on 07/06/2009 08:43

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