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Me on Screw Attack's Hard News
Colette Bennett \| 6:30 PM on 05.13.2008	104 comments

Ugh, I look like a douchebag on camera. Anyway, here's my spot on Hard News as requested, and you can see me do this every Tuesday and hopefully see me make less weird faces. =/

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Y0j1mb0

lol..good stuff Colette. You didn't make too many faces.

:)

MaxVest

I give you an entire boxful of kudos for your use of the word "batshit".

Seriously, though, good job! You didn't make any weird faces.

Colette Bennett

Thanks Maxvest! One of the Screw Attack commenters didn't seem to like my use of that word, but they can fuck right off. It's a great word ^__^

DaedHead8

If you could save me a trip to screwattack and post this here every tuesday that would be fantastic. Good show.

Hoygeit

What weird faces? I didn't seen any. Great job!

Pedro Blandino

good job. sadly no more wii for me D:

Alpha 87655320875

Weird faces or not you still rock. :D

Sharpless

Has the meaning of "douchebag" changed, since I last checked? Colette, you were pure hotness and awesomeness. I think the douchelocities that you were detecting were coming off of the host. Yick.

Samit Sarkar

I need to start using �batshit� more often. Colette, you have inspired me to do so. Great job!

Dead Movie Star

Wow, I am so batshit insane for Lost Winds right now...
Also, you are over-analyzing your performance big time.

Darren Nakamura

That was a big ol' smile at the end, Colette. One might call it adorable.

Bioautographical

You shush. You looked like royalty.

*resumes lezzo-girlcrush*

power-glove

Collette, you hardly seemed douchey to me. I think the show could have used a little more of you and a little less of that host.

Conrad Zimmerman

Oh, God. Colette, RUN! This stuff is horrible. It isn't your fault but this is the sort of bad decision-making that winds you up pregnant and in a trailer park.

JDUB X

YAY!

DJDuffy

You were awesome Colette. I can't say the same for that Destin guy...who is he and where did he come from all of a sudden? ack.

Chad Concelmo

You are so hot I want to do you right now. :)

Phist

I go batshit for Corette Bennett.

Aerox

You should replace the host and do the whole thing yourself.

ChillyBilly

I'm gonna go with the general consensus here and say that the host was pretty much a douche, you however...were not. Good Stuff!

Shin Oni

Batshit? you win Collete.

I will say that little bit of screenplay from lost winds has me interested. Now if I can...only...make it downstairs...

superflossy

hawtness! you did great colette. i can't say the same for the smarmy host... what's with all his unnecessary hand motions...

Ocified-Xboxer

Aside from your spot, that is by far the worst 'news' I have ever seen. I would only say 2 things...Cute girl, and no need to throw the higher pitched voice for the "OMG' thing...I'm willing to bet that it was less to do with your mic and more to do with the shit-tastic audio that "Hard News" reports with.

Puppy Licks

omg hotness I WANNA BANG YOU!!!

but seriously nice one :)
Batshit FTW

charliesuh

Colette! You're so freakin cute! <3333!
Great job!

Ian Roberts

Nicely done. You came across very well, better than the host IMO.

Artemus

You look great on camera! Very nice.
I'm gonna go check out Lost Winds.
See if I go...
Bat shit!

Chad Concelmo

Colette, seriously, I WANT TO DO YOU RIGHT NOW! Where are you?! :(

Clockwork

You may have only made 12 or 13 weird faces throughout the entire thing, but I'll forgive you for it :D

Jim Sterling

I could have had Destin's job. Fucking ... fuck.

Anyway, you did good, Col. :-)

taumpytears

I just say "screw" "me" and "hard". Sorry I had to make that joke. I'm not a creepy pervert.

mix

Great job!

Was it just me or was that news guy really boring to watch?

Silverhertz

Haha that guy looked like he borrowed his dads jacket. Nice yob meng, smile at the end was a winna!

Clyde

mehh fuck screwattack, I couldn't care for them. And Colette if they ask you again for a spot like that tell them where to shove it.

They used to be great but things change...

Joseph Leray

Ooh, I'm going to have to go with the general consensus on this one. You did great with the LW bit, but Destin's got to go.

Dead Movie Star

Looks like the Batshit is coming back! Now we have to decide if it will be batshit insane or batshit crazy...

Also, the gameplay footage made me buy the game. If it weren't for my cast, I would still be playing the hell out of Lost Winds.

flaming burrito

good job colette =D

Samit Sarkar

I still don�t understand why the dude wears a blazer over a t-shirt. It looks fucking retarded.

Pedro Cortes

kick ass girl! Way to represent :-D

bleep

Clyde

Chubby people give gamers a bad image

tazarthayoot

I would so do dirty things to you and your goofy faces. GREAT YOB!

The Bez

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGGGG

Oh and I agree with Chad I wanna do ya :)

Dynamic Sheep

You're so much cuter in motion. *blush* Also, what [insert anyone up above] said... good jerb!

Wexx

This shit is batshit!

Teta

Steal that fat guys job. Plz.

Electro Lemon

11/10 Dolphins, best appearance ever 2008.

Batshit insane.
Also, Destine (Dustin?) is a total chode. The thumbs up and the corny Pop joke filed

Electro Lemon

THIS SHIT IS BATSHIT!

BEE AY TEE ESS ACHE EYE TEE!

vexed alex

Good lord...

That smile at the end was incredibly adorable.

Maurice Tan

I faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapped!

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