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Lemon, you might have to try hard to out-lulz this one
 by Colette Bennett on 12.11.2007      44 comments




From QDB:

(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .

There are 43 comments about this post:
blehman's Destructoid Blog
blehman says:
(# 0) on 12/11/2007 16:57
......OMFG. I am laughing so hard right now. It's not even funny, the more I look over it the harder I laugh.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
king3vbo says:
(# 1) on 12/11/2007 16:57
God, thats the funniest thing Ive heard in a long, long time
007's Destructoid Blog
007 says:
(# 2) on 12/11/2007 17:01
HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA


at first i was going to comment saying "meh" until i reread it. HILARIOUS! (I'm slow sometimes)
ShadowXOR's Destructoid Blog
ShadowXOR says:
(# 3) on 12/11/2007 17:01
Wow, that is great.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 4) on 12/11/2007 17:03
007: Yeah man, I had to reread it too. Fucking golden.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
KamikazeTutor says:
(# 5) on 12/11/2007 17:04
How can someone NOT make that joke?!

AHAHAHAHAH!
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
liam2015 says:
(# 6) on 12/11/2007 17:04
I had to reread it like 5 times before I exclaimed "oooooooooooooooooooh" and started laughing.
pheonix-blood's Destructoid Blog
pheonix-blood says:
(# 7) on 12/11/2007 17:05
oh my good epic lulz. hahahahahahah!
angusm's Destructoid Blog
angusm says:
(# 8) on 12/11/2007 17:06
Absolutely brilliant.
HELL-AIR-EE-US!
SourGr8pes's Destructoid Blog
SourGr8pes says:
(# 9) on 12/11/2007 17:06
5 bucks says it was Grumpy.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
MaxVest says:
(# 10) on 12/11/2007 17:08
Was he driving a Mini Cooper?
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
kawitchate says:
(# 11) on 12/11/2007 17:11
upon further review, the joke indeed WAS funny. therefore, the ruling on the field is overturned.
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
B-Radicate says:
(# 12) on 12/11/2007 17:15
Haha, that is classic.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Destructoid Blog
PrinceofCannedPeaches says:
(# 13) on 12/11/2007 17:20
Probably Grumpy.

IS YEPPIC!!
CRaZyTooTHJiM's Destructoid Blog
CRaZyTooTHJiM says:
(# 14) on 12/11/2007 17:22
That was FANTABULOUS!!! So funny my lungs hurt from laughter.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 15) on 12/11/2007 17:29
It took me two reads, but I got it. I fucking lol'd.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Samit Sarkar says:
(# 16) on 12/11/2007 17:32
Oh my god...like the unforgettable Cashwh0re banner, if I had been drinking something while reading this, I totally would have spit it all over my laptop. Man, that’s priceless. I wish I was that quick with the quips.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Samit Sarkar says:
(# 17) on 12/11/2007 17:33
This is totally my new away message, btw...
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
MechaMonkey says:
(# 18) on 12/11/2007 17:35
Unfortunately, unlike BrOnXbOmBr21 I did in fact have something in my mouth. Luckily, I had another keyboard lying around so my wireless one can dry.
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
The-Excel says:
(# 19) on 12/11/2007 17:36
Being a recent victim of a rear-end collision, I do not find this amusing in the least.
dyslixec's Destructoid Blog
dyslixec says:
(# 20) on 12/11/2007 17:49
that was amazing hahahaha.
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
Cowzilla3 says:
(# 21) on 12/11/2007 17:51
Zanzibar! I felt awesome didn't cover how funny that was but zanzibar did.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Eschatos says:
(# 22) on 12/11/2007 17:54
Zanzibar indeed!
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
Spartacus says:
(# 23) on 12/11/2007 17:55
Hah, that whole site is gold.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
MaxVest says:
(# 24) on 12/11/2007 18:09
@The-Excel: How tall are you, by chance? Oh, no reason.
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Topher Cantler says:
(# 25) on 12/11/2007 18:10
Tomowho?
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
aborto thefetus says:
(# 26) on 12/11/2007 18:23
I had to reread that five times before I got it. God damn I'm slow.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
Spartacus says:
(# 27) on 12/11/2007 18:35
Jenna says: I
Jenna says: l
Jenna says: o
Jenna says: v
Jenna says: e
Jenna says: y
David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says: what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says: why do you always do that?

Roffle. I've been reading that site for an hour now.
Harknett's Destructoid Blog
Harknett says:
(# 28) on 12/11/2007 18:58
Rofl'd
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 29) on 12/11/2007 19:31
Lol
kwaselow's Destructoid Blog
kwaselow says:
(# 30) on 12/11/2007 19:36
3rd read, and I finally got it. GOLDEN
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
NihonTiger90 says:
(# 31) on 12/11/2007 19:44
LOL, Colette wins.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
The Incredible Edible Egg says:
(# 32) on 12/11/2007 20:02
That would be better if Workmans step-dad didn't tell me that one at the last narp.

Still good, considering I hit cars all the time.
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
The-Excel says:
(# 33) on 12/11/2007 20:07
@MaxVest:
Who wants to know?
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
bottled dark says:
(# 34) on 12/11/2007 20:22
lol

old
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
vexed alex says:
(# 35) on 12/11/2007 20:48
HAHAHAHAHA

I too had to read it twice.

]
yuiichi's Destructoid Blog
yuiichi says:
(# 36) on 12/11/2007 21:35
That's some epic lulz right there.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Necros says:
(# 37) on 12/11/2007 22:25
@ Topher
I can has Tomopop?
stevephoenix's Destructoid Blog
stevephoenix says:
(# 38) on 12/12/2007 02:33
omg, that is funny funny shit. my hat goes off to you.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
Kryptinite says:
(# 39) on 12/12/2007 09:43
this site is amazing..i can't stop reading it
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
Hitogoroshi says:
(# 40) on 12/12/2007 09:50
O jesus I just spit cereal all of my monitor.
Ravana's Destructoid Blog
Ravana says:
(# 41) on 12/21/2007 01:50
God-damn, good stuff.
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
Thornnn says:
(# 42) on 12/24/2007 11:06
Funny Stuff. Me likes it me likes it allot.

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