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I'm a female game/toy blogger living in New Orleans.
The NES is my favorite system of all time, closely followed by the PS2.
My DS is more or less glued to my person.
I can't resist playing Contra. Ever.
I think toys are the best solution to not wanting to grow up, and I have an always-growing collection of them, which is why I started Tomopop.
I require sushi for living.
I'm hopelessly addicted to Japanese dramas and skinny Japanese boys with awful hair.
I love wandering around used bookstores for hours.
I think about throwing rocks at people a lot.
I replay The Legend of Zelda about 5 times a year.
I read a lot.
I can't live without music.

Kon-kon!

This Pedro guy is pretty good.
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And these RetroforceGo! people aren't so bad.

Actually, the people I work with are pretty freaking awesome in general.

Sometimes I put on costumes, too.

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Colette Bennett \| 3:19 PM on 01.07.2008	41 comments

Guys, I just listened to the first ten minutes of RetroForce Go with me in it and I am horrified by how bad I sound. If you listen to this week's episode, I AM SO SORRY. I really wanted to be on the episode, but now that I'm listening to it I wish I had skipped it, because I sound like total ass. UGH!

In other news, Niero and I do not abuse animals, but we do find joy in doing stupid things to them. Hence, this picture was created while packing boxes last night:

I know. We're bad people.

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39 comments | showing # 1 to 39

Samit Sarkar

Well, as long as you�re intelligible, I�m sure we�ll be able to figure out what you�re saying. Plus, as we all know, Retroforce really isn�t Retroforce without, well, the original four members of the cast.

In simpler terms, bad-sounding Colette > no Colette.

Also, that picture is hilarious. You really have some explaining to do.

bottled dark

i want one of those for my cats.

Cheeburga

Technophile

Like BrOnX said, it's better then no Colette at all because no Colette makes me a sad panda...

THINK OF THE PANDA!

Niero

Cat tie - $3 at Target
Promoting your cat to senior management - priceless

For everything else, there's crack cooked in a spoon

SPIDER PIG

your not that bad

BFeld13

This is why we can't have nice things

Neonie

It's a Niero cat. FTW.

Brilliam

he is possibly more awesome than executive koala.

Rockvillian

I haven't listened yet, but now I'll get my red pen out. No pressure!

Oh and Cowzilla and I randomly sat down to that... game thing that's in your header.

We were scared first.... but then really HAPPY!

KyleGamgee

Cat Tie.

I may do some stabbing after lunch today.

Spartacus

I hate mah voice so much!

Augh, you sound awful :P :O :D :( ^_^ so many conflicting emotions

atheistium

DO WANT

Eschatos

Dress it up in a suit!

king3vbo

DO WANT KITTY

wardrox

hehe, cats.

Dyson

I love cats, especially career motiviated ones.

And I agree Buckety Colette > No Colette, by far.

Awesome show, honeycakes.

MaxVest

Cats can't feel humiliation, so you're not a bad person.

They also can't truly love, they can only not hate.

ShadowXOR

I approve of cat supervisor.

Also, I need to play Taiko: Drum Master.

Chad Concelmo

Colette, you are amazing no matter what! Now, go hug your cat supervisor for me. CUTE! :)

Niero

He's a few weeks away from wearing a robot helmet

liam2015

Bizness cat awaits quarterly earnings report

Darren Nakamura

Colette, I am happy you're in Retroforce this week, regardless of how you sound. Now if only Topher were joining in too and the whole force can be united!

adam wolf

i just called MIT's math and physics department and they totally confirmed the buckety colette > no colette theory. they said it's pretty much a universal law.

Spartacus

You know what Destructoid needs? An official cat.

WhiteSpyderZero

Make that an official cat pile. All wearing robot helmets and ties.

Bob Muir

Just don't go buying more clothing for your pets, or I'll hunt you down and murder you with a shovel. Seriously, why do dogs need vests?

Colette Bennett

I did not purchase this tie. Blame your robot leader, people.

PrinceofCannedPeaches

Niero bought a kitty tie? Or is that a Niero tie? Is Niero a pixie?

Please, please, please, Niero - be a pixie.

Red TheHaze Veron

get well you! and stay away from planes going to paraguay.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Get this on I can has cheesburger!

AngelsDontBurn

Yeah seriously! It'll be a winner! That's awesome.

balth

i agree

icanhascheeseburger

Samit Sarkar

Here, Colette...I�ll help: Submit hilarity here

wardrox

Mini Dtoid helmet needed!

Ravana

And here I thought MY cats were impressive. They just screw, eat, screw, drink from my toilet and leave kitty prints, then leap from my balcony and scream 'till I grab them...my gay cats are dumb. I want ties, or Legend of Zelda hats.

Snaileb

Mini dtoid helmet indeed.

ScottyG

He he, cute kitty.

Glad you were on the show Colette, well and all. Not a slight to Dyson or Chad, but RetroforceGO just wouldn't be the same with only two people. Especially when game endings are being discussed.

Edco

I thought it was both sad and hilarious when you were hacking up a lung and Chad and Dyson would just keep on talking through. And I'm thinking, "My god, is she okay??" You are a trooper, hang tough and be well!

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