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HUMILIATION
 by Colette Bennett on 01.07.2008      40 comments




Guys, I just listened to the first ten minutes of RetroForce Go with me in it and I am horrified by how bad I sound. If you listen to this week's episode, I AM SO SORRY. I really wanted to be on the episode, but now that I'm listening to it I wish I had skipped it, because I sound like total ass. UGH!

In other news, Niero and I do not abuse animals, but we do find joy in doing stupid things to them. Hence, this picture was created while packing boxes last night:


I know. We're bad people.

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There are 40 comments about this post:
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Well, as long as you’re intelligible, I’m sure we’ll be able to figure out what you’re saying. Plus, as we all know, Retroforce really isn’t Retroforce without, well, the original four members of the cast.

In simpler terms, bad-sounding Colette > no Colette.

Also, that picture is hilarious. You really have some explaining to do.
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
i want one of those for my cats.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
<3
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
Like BrOnX said, it's better then no Colette at all because no Colette makes me a sad panda...


THINK OF THE PANDA!
Niero's Destructoid Blog
Cat tie - $3 at Target
Promoting your cat to senior management - priceless

For everything else, there's crack cooked in a spoon
SPIDER PIG's Destructoid Blog
your not that bad
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
This is why we can't have nice things
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
It's a Niero cat. FTW.
unstoppablejuggernaut's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHA oh man thats good shit and colette trust me its just you thinking you sound bad. that happens to everyone when they hear their voice played back to them.
try recording yourself singing and listening to it, now thats hard to deal with cause you never sound like you think you sound and its hard to accept trust me.

:D have a safe move kids and congrats on the new diggs
Brilliam's Destructoid Blog
he is possibly more awesome than executive koala.

Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
I haven't listened yet, but now I'll get my red pen out. No pressure!

Oh and Cowzilla and I randomly sat down to that... game thing that's in your header.

We were scared first.... but then really HAPPY!
KyleGamgee's Destructoid Blog
Cat Tie.


I may do some stabbing after lunch today.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
I hate mah voice so much!

Augh, you sound awful :P :O :D :( ^_^ so many conflicting emotions
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
DO WANT
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Dress it up in a suit!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
DO WANT KITTY
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
hehe, cats.
Dyson's Destructoid Blog
I love cats, especially career motiviated ones.

And I agree Buckety Colette > No Colette, by far.

Awesome show, honeycakes.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
Cats can't feel humiliation, so you're not a bad person.

They also can't truly love, they can only not hate.
ShadowXOR's Destructoid Blog
I approve of cat supervisor.

Also, I need to play Taiko: Drum Master.
Chad Concelmo's Destructoid Blog
Colette, you are amazing no matter what! Now, go hug your cat supervisor for me. CUTE! :)
Niero's Destructoid Blog
He's a few weeks away from wearing a robot helmet
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Bizness cat awaits quarterly earnings report
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
Colette, I am happy you're in Retroforce this week, regardless of how you sound. Now if only Topher were joining in too and the whole force can be united!
adam wolf's Destructoid Blog
i just called MIT's math and physics department and they totally confirmed the buckety colette > no colette theory. they said it's pretty much a universal law.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
You know what Destructoid needs? An official cat.
WhiteSpyderZero's Destructoid Blog
Make that an official cat pile. All wearing robot helmets and ties.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Just don't go buying more clothing for your pets, or I'll hunt you down and murder you with a shovel. Seriously, why do dogs need vests?
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
I did not purchase this tie. Blame your robot leader, people.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Destructoid Blog
Niero bought a kitty tie? Or is that a Niero tie? Is Niero a pixie?

Please, please, please, Niero - be a pixie.
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
get well you! and stay away from planes going to paraguay.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Get this on I can has cheesburger!
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
Yeah seriously! It'll be a winner! That's awesome.
balth's Destructoid Blog
i agree

icanhascheeseburger
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Here, Colette...I’ll help: Submit hilarity here
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
Mini Dtoid helmet needed!
Ravana's Destructoid Blog
And here I thought MY cats were impressive. They just screw, eat, screw, drink from my toilet and leave kitty prints, then leap from my balcony and scream 'till I grab them...my gay cats are dumb. I want ties, or Legend of Zelda hats.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Mini dtoid helmet indeed.
ScottyG's Destructoid Blog
He he, cute kitty.

Glad you were on the show Colette, well and all. Not a slight to Dyson or Chad, but RetroforceGO just wouldn't be the same with only two people. Especially when game endings are being discussed.
Edco's Destructoid Blog
I thought it was both sad and hilarious when you were hacking up a lung and Chad and Dyson would just keep on talking through. And I'm thinking, "My god, is she okay??" You are a trooper, hang tough and be well!

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