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Christmas Eve lulz (bad words within)
 by Colette Bennett on 12.24.2007      27 comments






<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or something
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola

-Via QDB's top 50 quotes of all time

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Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Haha..what a TWIST!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
fucking epic!
007's Destructoid Blog
LOLZ awesomesauce.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
LOL
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
Hah...how deliciously reverse racist. But I think the best quote of all time is "Don't Taze me bro!"
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Naw, "Don't Taze me bro" wasn't even funny when it was new.
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
Whatchu Tryin ta Say Beeotch? I dosn't like them there raceial slurps yoo be oozin.
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Nice.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
bash.org! :o

On a related note, I always seem to spot pedobear in your banner, Colette.
angusm's Destructoid Blog
BRILLIANT!
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
I'm sure they would've been honored to receive such a tremendous accolade
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
@Professor: Knowing Taiko Drum Master, I'm pretty sure he's hiding in there somewhere.
JohnnyWadd's Destructoid Blog
Haha fucking classic.
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
lulululu
Corak's Destructoid Blog
Great little social satire there, I love it.

A simple "man law" that I've ALWAYS gone by, goes for both white and black guys alike, and I quote.

"Unless you have signed a lucrative endorsement deal with a sports apparel company, no man shall be seen in public wearing more than 1 swoosh."

Case closed.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Alert Al Sharpton!
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Somewhere, Bill Cosby is smiling.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Nice. Reverse racism = funny.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
i lol'd
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
<kinzey> i want to go out with a girl
<kinzey> and lay in the field
<kinzey> real romatic like
<kinzey> and just stare at the full moon
<kinzey> and she'll say something along the lines of "the moon's so beautiful tonight"
<kinzey> and i'll just be like
<kinzey> "that's no moon... THAT'S A BATTLESTATION!!!"
<kinzey> and then run to the car and leave her ass there
<Chris> wow

Just for Colette. :D
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Why isn't this on the front page?
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
Oh dayum, Jolt Cola!
tehdopefish's Destructoid Blog
im proud to say that i've read the -entire- QDB.
cjpkiller's Destructoid Blog
lololol
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Oh man, that’s priceless. I could totally see it happening, too.
flaming burrito's Destructoid Blog
hahaha

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