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Here is a list of things you should know about me:
I'm a female game/toy blogger living in New Orleans.
The NES is my favorite system of all time, closely followed by the PS2.
My DS is more or less glued to my person.
I can't resist playing Contra. Ever.
I think toys are the best solution to not wanting to grow up, and I have an always-growing collection of them, which is why I started Tomopop.
I require sushi for living.
I'm hopelessly addicted to Japanese dramas and skinny Japanese boys with awful hair.
I love wandering around used bookstores for hours.
I think about throwing rocks at people a lot.
I replay The Legend of Zelda about 5 times a year.
I read a lot.
I can't live without music.

Kon-kon!


This Pedro guy is pretty good.
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And these RetroforceGo! people aren't so bad.


Actually, the people I work with are pretty freaking awesome in general.


Sometimes I put on costumes, too.


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<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or something
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola

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Haha..what a TWIST!
fucking epic!
LOLZ awesomesauce.
Hah...how deliciously reverse racist. But I think the best quote of all time is "Don't Taze me bro!"
Naw, "Don't Taze me bro" wasn't even funny when it was new.
Whatchu Tryin ta Say Beeotch? I dosn't like them there raceial slurps yoo be oozin.
bash.org! :o

On a related note, I always seem to spot pedobear in your banner, Colette.
BRILLIANT!
I'm sure they would've been honored to receive such a tremendous accolade
@Professor: Knowing Taiko Drum Master, I'm pretty sure he's hiding in there somewhere.
Haha fucking classic.
lulululu
Great little social satire there, I love it.

A simple "man law" that I've ALWAYS gone by, goes for both white and black guys alike, and I quote.

"Unless you have signed a lucrative endorsement deal with a sports apparel company, no man shall be seen in public wearing more than 1 swoosh."

Case closed.
Alert Al Sharpton!
Somewhere, Bill Cosby is smiling.
Nice. Reverse racism = funny.
i lol'd
<kinzey> i want to go out with a girl
<kinzey> and lay in the field
<kinzey> real romatic like
<kinzey> and just stare at the full moon
<kinzey> and she'll say something along the lines of "the moon's so beautiful tonight"
<kinzey> and i'll just be like
<kinzey> "that's no moon... THAT'S A BATTLESTATION!!!"
<kinzey> and then run to the car and leave her ass there
<Chris> wow

Just for Colette. :D
Why isn't this on the front page?
Oh dayum, Jolt Cola!
im proud to say that i've read the -entire- QDB.
lololol
Oh man, that’s priceless. I could totally see it happening, too.

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