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Hello, I'm Cletus the Fetus, AKA Miles. I'm basically a hardcore (TO THE MAX) nerd, who loves gaming of all shapes and sizes. I was born in 1991, and live in the great state of Massachusetts. I don't have any systems that I play online regularly, so no gamertag or PSN name, sorry. Any time I talk about PS3/360/Wii games, it means that I played them on a friend's system. I'm not particularly good at writing about myself, so instead I'll make a list. Here goes:

Game consoles: Gamecube, N64, PS2, Xbox, PSP slim, DS lite, iMac sort of counts (for Starcraft)

Favorite Games: Metroid Prime, Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 4, Half-life 2, MGS3: Subsistence, Persona 3, Silent Hill 2, Soul Calibur 2, Starcraft, SSBB. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, Sword of Mana, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Psychonauts, and a ton of others.

Favorite Bands: Iron Maiden, Blue Oyster Cult, Electric Light Orchestra, Dragonforce, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Muse, and Weird Al of course.

Favorite TV shows: Dr. Who, Fullmetal Alchemist, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Seinfeld, Metalocalypse, Simpsons before it started sucking, Futurama, Sci-fi Pictures original movies (so bad they're good), Monty Python's Flying Circus, The A-Team.

Favorite Movies: Sin City, Monty Python Movies, Hardboiled, Black Sheep, The Good the Bad, and the Ugly, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Terminator 1 and 2, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Pan's Labyrinth, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, and others I can't remember.

Favorite Food: Mashed Potatoes

Favorite Color: Green

Currently Playing: FFIX (PS1), Xenosaga Episode 1 and Sky Odyssey (PS2), Jade Empire, Kill.switch, and Gunvalkyrie (Xbox), Chibi-Robo, REmake, and Killer7 (GCN), FF Tactics (PSP)

I have made it my mission in life (for now) to play and hopefully beat as many awesome games from the Gamecube/Ps2/Xbox generation as I can. Only when I feel I have accomplished this will I buy a PS3, and get with the times. Or PS4.
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Cletus the Fetus | 12:38 PM on 06.18.2008 10 comments




So, as I've said before, I've taken it upon myself to play all the awesome games from the PS2/Xbox/Gamecube generation. I'm going to write about each game either as I play it, or when I beat it. I'll probably throw in some older games and portable games too. I know that a lot of other people are doing similar things, so I'll try to do games that they haven't. The first one will be up on Friday.

In other News:

Crappy TV channel VH1 is doing "I love the New Millenium," which is stupid, since we're only 7 years into it. Unless they have a time machine.

This guy made a kickass metal tribute album commemorating Castlevania 3. It rawks.

Here's an awesome retro gaming site I found.



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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:05
Char Aznable
What are your criteria for an "awesome game"? Because you could be sitting there playing PS2/Xbox/Gamecube games for the next few years if you're trying to beat all of the good ones.

And come on, man. Take a second to look at what you wrote before posting to see "Varoius" in the blog's title.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 15:04
aborto thefetus
There can be only one fetus on this website motherfucker!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 15:07
blehman
Protip: Various.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 16:06
itemforty
my name is big.
aborto themeatus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 16:22
aborto themeatus
There can be only one fetus on this website motherfucker!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:49
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Love the picture.
Cletus the Fetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 16:13
Cletus the Fetus
@ Char Aznable: I've already played a lot of them, but I know I won't be able to play them all, it was sort of an exaggeration. Varoius is fixed, I wrote this at 2 AM so gimme a break.

@ ABORTO THEFETUS: I've used this name since before I found this site, so I'll fight for my rights, bitch. *swings placenta menacingly*
Cletus the Fetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2008 12:02
Cletus the Fetus
God damnit I meant umbilical cord, not placenta! Guess I don't deserve to be a fetus after all.
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