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Clance's blog

7:45 AM on 08.12.2009

Clance's Review: Fat Princess

Well, fuck me! It's been wayyyy too long, Dtoid... I've been very busy of late with writing for Gamer Limit and trying to make my band blow people's ear drums, but I've been here, lingering in the shadows and watching you ...   read

12:01 PM on 04.09.2009

Clance Internet Update, FNF return. Also, BBC announce Heavy Rain tomorrow and I'm Twitting

Welllll hellllllllllllo everybody! I've just added the man the myth Samit Sarkar on Twitter... I have no idea what baseball is but I'm already a HUGE Yankees fan. I've just joined, so if you fancy "following" me like a filt...   read

8:38 AM on 03.20.2009

I moved house, but I'm out in the cold!

Good day to you my brothers and sisters of Destructoid. First off, a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the greatest community site on the internetz. That's right, Facebook just turned.... joking joking. I don't even have Facebook, ...   read

12:21 PM on 03.02.2009

Friday Night Fighters: Killzone 2. A thank you.

I told the misses I wouldn't be seeing her that night Firstly, I just want to say how much fun I am having with Killzone 2, both on and offline. Anybody who has problems with the controls and stuff (I'm looking at you Kojim...   read

11:34 AM on 02.24.2009

My greatest goal is probably the greatest goal you've ever seen, CONFIRMED.

One of the things I love about EA is the way you can upload your goals on FIFA 09 as soon as you've put them into the back of the net. I haven't bothered to do this before. Yeah, I score cracking goals all the time but I alw...   read

4:36 PM on 02.19.2009

Oi Oi!? Why... The... F***.... Didn't Anybody Tell Me About This Game?

OK, howdy, how are we all??? So the major news coming from the world of Playstation 3 and, more specifically, the PSN Store this week has been the release of Flower. But, to my utter dismay, the real BIG news of the week (at ...   read

8:33 AM on 02.10.2009

10 Things Clance Will Allow You To Know About Clance

1) I’m from London. Highbury in North London, to be precise. I grew up on a council estate, leading to many cut knees, amazing water fights, 5 hour games of ‘Run-Outs’, ‘4 goals’ and a few embarrassing bicycle accidents tha...   read

8:58 AM on 02.06.2009

Confirmed: Killzone 2 = Glitchfest

ZOMFGGGG! Can you MF’ing believe the video below!?! Amazing footage…. This is proooooof that Killzone 2 is in no way superior to Halo 3! In fact, it means that this game is a pile o’ ssssssshit! How can this game be a 93% met...   read

9:08 AM on 02.05.2009

Killzone 1 Review (PS2). Yes, You Do Care.

2004 feels like a long, long time ago. I failed to finish Killzone when I first picked it up for the PS2, getting slightly stuck midway through the game and (after about ten tries) kind of putting it on hold. Fast forward f...   read

4:41 AM on 02.04.2009

What Don't You F*ckin' Understand? Bale's Rant Remixed (NVGR)

Following XYU’s blog yesterday, regarding Christian Bale’s mammoth hissy fit on the set of the new Terminator film, I have come across (quite literally) this remix. RevoLucian is about to become a household name with what I ...   read

8:22 AM on 01.29.2009

So, Killzone 2 MUST be good.

"I hope we're good" There are so many people going on and on about how they think Sony needs Killzone 2 to be good to save their arse, to show the world just how mightily powerful the Playstation 3 is and to shut up all the...   read

8:01 AM on 01.21.2009

Look Away Now: Playstation Courier F*** Up. My Story.

My PS3 broke down a couple of weeks ago. I was devastasted. The blu ray reader just gave up, right slap-bang in the middle of an online Resistance 2 battle. Why? WHY!? I felt a cold sweat engulfing me as I realised that I w...   read

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