OK people, I realise that there have been some meet-ups here and there on various occasions but
A) I have never been to one,
2) they don't seem to have been planned enough in advance for EVERYBODY to get their sorry arses down and
D) they don't seem to have involved clay pigeon shooting.
OK, forget the pigeons and their clay. I'm talking about doing this thing the way the yanks seem to manage time and again. Everywhere I look on this site I see happy faces wearing Threadless t-shirts posing for photos that they
know are gonna appear on Destructoid. You can see it in their eyes... The fear of not looking like they belong, the fear that somewhere someone is saying "Fuckin' 'ell, I didn't think Takeshi was a complete hooligan". Yes, he's dutch and that statement does not apply to him, but by god is the man someone on here that I feel like I can be comfortable enough with to slag off - I haven't met him but this site is like a breeding ground for love. As long as you treat it right.
I have no idea what form this is going to take and where it will be but let's make a weekend of it. Let's do the whole shebbang and walk away with a stiff neck and a lump in our throats. Summer time is when I think it could be most feasible. Paintball? A dirty weekend in some scabby and quiet town with more grannies than apples? A one-off 100-metre sprint, after which we never speak again? A day in a bakery making bread and carrot cake??
I am the jungle
Come on everybody! Let's do this shit. Dutchy, I'm flying you over and you're gonna bring me the biggest bag of skunk I've ever seen. Don't pretend you don't know why the Helghast, who happen to be made in Amsterdam, have the biggest case of red-eye you've ever seen. It's like a reference to marijuana and the red light district. If I was over there I'd look like that all fucking day. I wouldn't really, I've given up the smoke for 2000000009 and my woman gives me no reason to even look into the smeared window of some seedy dreamland.
Who's with me? I'm normal really, but I am becoming itchy with the thought of meeting, drinking and getting my arse kicked at everything*
*not fifa
Love to all.
Also, putting it in the summer might make it compete with PAX.
I might possibly be up for this though.
I AM THE JUNGLE!!
Seriously though, depending on WHERE in the UK this is, i'd almost certainly be up for it..
Any ideas?
I may feel quite crazy travelling to meet what could be Jerry Biggins and his merry band of paedophiles but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
So, maybe in the middle somewhere and give people enough time to have money and a day free...
Now we're talkin'
This information is useful.
I like the idea of a hotel thing. It would be great!
You weird British bastard! I think it is your country that 'invented' Hooligans.
I think we just try to damn hard.
On the other hand, this cheerful little fella is Dutch:
And I do own this T-shirt
Other than that I'm ready for pints, tea carrot cake and teh buttsecks.
I'll be in Bristol this summer (don't know the exact date) so let me know where everybody lives and how many Helghast I need to give red eyes. I don't smoke it myself. Hate it actually.
Clance, make a forum post and link it in your blog. Probably a good idea. Or ask Mistic how he did it (he had some sort of subscription page)
I may just keep editing and updating and re-posting this blog with a list of people and what we're gonna do....
That youtube is getting watched later. Looks like my kind of show.
I hate the smoke too but I got myself in deep a while back and now I'm human again. Sort of human anyhoo.
We'll do this when you're here defo!
Envelope is in my hand.
That would be cool dude. I'll let you know as soon a possible.
"Envelope is in my hand."
Should be in the mail weirdo.
LOL, can't thank you enough but will do every time I get the chance.
Also,
ADD ME TO YOUR PS3 LIST BITCH
Xyu, you may be the only Welshman with the internet.
CALkulon,
I'm on that big time... My PS3 is currently not playing blu-rays so I'm stalling but I'll add you within two hours. I'm sorry!!!!
There is an aweosme place called Warfighters that does super awesome advanced laser tag stuff. I'll also look around for some paintball stuff for you. Anyone interested email bunnyrabbit22 at gmail dot com and we'll get an emailer going
You seem pretty handy at organistaion. That laser tag thing sounds like the best thing since bread, sliced bread, toast and toasted cheese sandwiches.
How the hell does everyone afford PAX??????? I waaaaaant.
Thanks! Yes, email Bunnyrabbit and then this time next week i'll do another blog with all the latest info. Weekly we'll build up a list and a plan and then BBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
:D
I wholeheartedly agree.
I have emailed for the mailer, i missed the last NARP and was gutted so I'm determined to get to the next.
"you may be the only Welshman with the internet"
I resent that! I may have lived in London for the last 4 years but I am a born and bred Sheep shagging Welshman! Funnily enough I'm from Newport to. Also Pheonix Blood is a fellow Welsh person.
I'm definitely up for whatever sexual encounters are going down :-) McSnow mentioned a while ago that he might be hosting a NARP in London towards the end of January/beginning of February but I dunno if that's still going ahead...
Also there are about 5 of us who could form Dtoid London if you want an excuse to meet up, get drunk, play games, have buttsecks and practice interpretive dance on a smaller scale.
Anus, what is this Gamerbase, eh?? Dangale has a point here.
Gamerbase is a cool LAN center that has some pretty beefy rigs and pretty much every PC game you could ever want to play hooked up, even Quake 3 and Duke Nukem if I remember correctly. It's next to the hmv inside the trocadero by Piccadilly Circus. It's not free though and I think the basic rate is something like £4 for 2 hours, which isn't too bad when it's one quid for a go on one arcade machine.
I'm thinking of a little Dtoid London session sometime :-D
and as Mr Gale has already said:
It has to happen!
Also I have a gamerbase account and their PC's are sexy!
I needed a wake up call and the wake up call is basically that most people seem to be based in and around London - most people in the world, in fact.
In my head I originally envisaged meeting somewhere central in the country and would still one day like that to happen. For now, however, financial viability is very important and if London is the most accessible place to the most people then it will have to be favourite for the destination.
Gamerbase sounds suitably epic but I myself am not a PC gamer and so don't know how I really feel about it. I would definitely give it a go though. I just think this NARP should give us the opportunity to act likes doofus's, get merry, tell eachother stories about biscuits dissolving into our tea and do lots of dancing.
Atheistium, please big it up on the Podcastle... I heard you mention it the other day actually, which is one of the main reasons I really thought about writing a blog. It has to happen, we need some Youtube classics and confusing photos!!!!
why did nobody tell me about this before?!!!! Looks INsane
I thought I was the only one...
I think we should do some kind of graph and come up with a happy medium.
BUT I WANT W A N T WANT WARFIGHTER...WANTFIGHTERS
If anybody knows Joanna Page, give me a call.
Just for the regional tally - I'm up in Leeds. And from the looks of people's comments there's not many of us up here in Yorkshire...
I maybe Welsh but my vote for the NARP goes to the great city of LDN (the north of it to be precise). Gamerbase is a cool place to hang out and spend an afternoon and this is coming from someone who isn't really much of a PC gamer.
Hmmm, will have to be in the summer when people can maybe afford it!