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OK, hmmmmm, where do I start? I guess I should start at the beginning of my gaming life. I'm talking summers spent in Clacton arcades wasting 10p's on Championship Sprint, Double Dragon and Turtles. I'm on about California Games, Daley Thompson and Winter Olympics... Aaaaaah, the C64 days, when I was but 5 or 6 years old, seemed the sunniest. I swear it was either bright sunshine soaked summer or just plain snow in those heady times.

Nowadays, like the weather, gaming has gotten complex... So much choice and so little cash.

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THE GREAT BRITISH NARP. Who? When? Where?
Clance | 7:03 AM on 01.08.2009 52 comments




OK people, I realise that there have been some meet-ups here and there on various occasions but A) I have never been to one, 2) they don't seem to have been planned enough in advance for EVERYBODY to get their sorry arses down and D) they don't seem to have involved clay pigeon shooting.

OK, forget the pigeons and their clay. I'm talking about doing this thing the way the yanks seem to manage time and again. Everywhere I look on this site I see happy faces wearing Threadless t-shirts posing for photos that they know are gonna appear on Destructoid. You can see it in their eyes... The fear of not looking like they belong, the fear that somewhere someone is saying "Fuckin' 'ell, I didn't think Takeshi was a complete hooligan". Yes, he's dutch and that statement does not apply to him, but by god is the man someone on here that I feel like I can be comfortable enough with to slag off - I haven't met him but this site is like a breeding ground for love. As long as you treat it right.

I have no idea what form this is going to take and where it will be but let's make a weekend of it. Let's do the whole shebbang and walk away with a stiff neck and a lump in our throats. Summer time is when I think it could be most feasible. Paintball? A dirty weekend in some scabby and quiet town with more grannies than apples? A one-off 100-metre sprint, after which we never speak again? A day in a bakery making bread and carrot cake??


I am the jungle

Come on everybody! Let's do this shit. Dutchy, I'm flying you over and you're gonna bring me the biggest bag of skunk I've ever seen. Don't pretend you don't know why the Helghast, who happen to be made in Amsterdam, have the biggest case of red-eye you've ever seen. It's like a reference to marijuana and the red light district. If I was over there I'd look like that all fucking day. I wouldn't really, I've given up the smoke for 2000000009 and my woman gives me no reason to even look into the smeared window of some seedy dreamland.

Who's with me? I'm normal really, but I am becoming itchy with the thought of meeting, drinking and getting my arse kicked at everything*



*not fifa

Love to all.



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Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 07:35
Jamie McGinn
It really depends where exactly it is, what with people having to travel and all.

Also, putting it in the summer might make it compete with PAX.

I might possibly be up for this though.

I AM THE JUNGLE!!
XYU's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 07:40
XYU
If you book it, they will come.

Seriously though, depending on WHERE in the UK this is, i'd almost certainly be up for it..

Any ideas?
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 07:56
Clance
Well, being in London, I'd prefer somewhere nearby but I'm willing to travel.

I may feel quite crazy travelling to meet what could be Jerry Biggins and his merry band of paedophiles but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

So, maybe in the middle somewhere and give people enough time to have money and a day free...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:10
Justice
As a fellow londoner I'm also down for this being close, though I don't mind a bit of a travel either.
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:11
Kylius
Again, I'm pretty sure I could make it, dependent on location! That said... If it's the summmer there's plenty of time to book trains, dirty travelodge's etc.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:13
Clance
TRAVELODGE!

Now we're talkin'
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:21
Kylius
I AM THE LODGE!!
XYU's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:23
XYU
I live in Wales, which is about a 3 1/2 hour train ride away from London, so London isn't really a problem. But as Kylius said, if it's the summer there's plenty of time to book trains and accommodation.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:26
Clance
I was in Newport last week. Only the train station though, on my way to Shropshire. That pic of me up on the right is in Shropshire. It was lovely.

This information is useful.

I like the idea of a hotel thing. It would be great!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:27
Takeshi
Takeshi Confirmed!

You weird British bastard! I think it is your country that 'invented' Hooligans.

I think we just try to damn hard.

On the other hand, this cheerful little fella is Dutch:


And I do own this T-shirt


Other than that I'm ready for pints, tea carrot cake and teh buttsecks.

I'll be in Bristol this summer (don't know the exact date) so let me know where everybody lives and how many Helghast I need to give red eyes. I don't smoke it myself. Hate it actually.

Clance, make a forum post and link it in your blog. Probably a good idea. Or ask Mistic how he did it (he had some sort of subscription page)
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:50
Clance
Nutter.

I may just keep editing and updating and re-posting this blog with a list of people and what we're gonna do....

That youtube is getting watched later. Looks like my kind of show.

I hate the smoke too but I got myself in deep a while back and now I'm human again. Sort of human anyhoo.

We'll do this when you're here defo!

Envelope is in my hand.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:54
Takeshi
"We'll do this when you're here defo!"

That would be cool dude. I'll let you know as soon a possible.


"Envelope is in my hand."

Should be in the mail weirdo.

LOL, can't thank you enough but will do every time I get the chance.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 08:58
SuperD1984
Sounds Good to me, but the Young Scot and i will have to do a sponsored sheep shag on the way there and back to help pay for the journey.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 09:57
Clance
I'm thinking minibus of Scottish Dtoiders, if there is enough of you.
XYU's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:32
XYU
am I the only Welsh dtoider? :s
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:35
CALkulon
Dammit, I have ZERO money. Well, less than zero actually.

Also,

ADD ME TO YOUR PS3 LIST BITCH
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:40
Kylius
Oh god, I suck massive balls at SFII, the only difference HD would make to me is how glorious my defeat would look...
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:50
Clance
Dan Gale, I'd have to prepare massively for that but I'd be up for it.

Xyu, you may be the only Welshman with the internet.

CALkulon,

I'm on that big time... My PS3 is currently not playing blu-rays so I'm stalling but I'll add you within two hours. I'm sorry!!!!
Andy Butler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:52
Andy Butler
I will be there to show you all my bearish godliness pending any PAX / Uni clashes
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:52
bunnyrabbit2
Oi you bastards. How have you missed the last three NARPs? Anyway, I'll be willing for this. If you need somewhere in the middle my house in Wolverhampton will be available if need be. If not then We'll have to dig around.

There is an aweosme place called Warfighters that does super awesome advanced laser tag stuff. I'll also look around for some paintball stuff for you. Anyone interested email bunnyrabbit22 at gmail dot com and we'll get an emailer going
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 10:57
Takeshi
Me too Kylius. But since there is a boxed SNES waiting for me in Bristol we should do it.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 11:01
Clance
@BunnyRabbit2, I remember your last NARP. I couldn't make it, I'm sorry and it sounded fun. I'm jealous of all who attended so am keen to get another going.

You seem pretty handy at organistaion. That laser tag thing sounds like the best thing since bread, sliced bread, toast and toasted cheese sandwiches.

How the hell does everyone afford PAX??????? I waaaaaant.

Thanks! Yes, email Bunnyrabbit and then this time next week i'll do another blog with all the latest info. Weekly we'll build up a list and a plan and then BBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 11:08
Clance
just wrote "Swammerdamstraat" and it took me ten minutes!!!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 11:10
Takeshi
I'll go for the toasted cheese sandwiches. Thanks very much.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 11:16
Takeshi
LMAO, great name innit?
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 12:00
Clance
I think I'll make it my final word in my death bed. It's fantastic!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 12:03
Takeshi
Call me in advance. I wanna tape that! :D
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 12:23
Clance
Sick bastard.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 12:26
Fusiontr
NEEDS MOAR NORTH WEST UK
:D
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 12:29
stevephoenix
@FUSIONTR
I wholeheartedly agree.

I have emailed for the mailer, i missed the last NARP and was gutted so I'm determined to get to the next.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 13:16
Clance
My Grandad lives in Workington. Maybe we could go and take over? You'd be guaranteed a good chip buttie.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 13:28
Anus Mcphanus
@Xyu & Clance:

"you may be the only Welshman with the internet"

I resent that! I may have lived in London for the last 4 years but I am a born and bred Sheep shagging Welshman! Funnily enough I'm from Newport to. Also Pheonix Blood is a fellow Welsh person.

I'm definitely up for whatever sexual encounters are going down :-) McSnow mentioned a while ago that he might be hosting a NARP in London towards the end of January/beginning of February but I dunno if that's still going ahead...

Also there are about 5 of us who could form Dtoid London if you want an excuse to meet up, get drunk, play games, have buttsecks and practice interpretive dance on a smaller scale.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 16:28
Clance
Interpretive dance is something I highly respect but have never really given a go in hroups. I mean, we've all got a bus stops load of people moving but more organisation is always needed...

Anus, what is this Gamerbase, eh?? Dangale has a point here.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 18:14
Anus Mcphanus
You should really try it in groups, you'll discover a whole new side of yourself, one you wouldn't have thought possible with your clothes on.

Gamerbase is a cool LAN center that has some pretty beefy rigs and pretty much every PC game you could ever want to play hooked up, even Quake 3 and Duke Nukem if I remember correctly. It's next to the hmv inside the trocadero by Piccadilly Circus. It's not free though and I think the basic rate is something like £4 for 2 hours, which isn't too bad when it's one quid for a go on one arcade machine.

I'm thinking of a little Dtoid London session sometime :-D
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 18:24
Anus Mcphanus
Here's all the details about Gamerbase

and as Mr Gale has already said:
It has to happen!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 03:38
atheistium
London is easy for me to get to, therefore I want LONDON!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 03:49
atheistium
BUNNYRABBIT2 is right! Warfighters is amazing. I could even try contact some people to try get discount :D


Also I have a gamerbase account and their PC's are sexy!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 03:53
Clance
That's that. You know, sometimes you need a woman to cut the crap, use her intuition and lay things on the line.

I needed a wake up call and the wake up call is basically that most people seem to be based in and around London - most people in the world, in fact.

In my head I originally envisaged meeting somewhere central in the country and would still one day like that to happen. For now, however, financial viability is very important and if London is the most accessible place to the most people then it will have to be favourite for the destination.

Gamerbase sounds suitably epic but I myself am not a PC gamer and so don't know how I really feel about it. I would definitely give it a go though. I just think this NARP should give us the opportunity to act likes doofus's, get merry, tell eachother stories about biscuits dissolving into our tea and do lots of dancing.

Atheistium, please big it up on the Podcastle... I heard you mention it the other day actually, which is one of the main reasons I really thought about writing a blog. It has to happen, we need some Youtube classics and confusing photos!!!!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 03:57
Clance
Warfighters, like great Quazar?
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 04:03
Clance
http://www.warfighters.co.uk/

why did nobody tell me about this before?!!!! Looks INsane
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 06:28
Mikey
I'M FROM WALES TOO!!!

I thought I was the only one...
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 06:37
Clance
Shit, Wales is starting to take over as the most common area.

I think we should do some kind of graph and come up with a happy medium.

BUT I WANT W A N T WANT WARFIGHTER...WANTFIGHTERS

If anybody knows Joanna Page, give me a call.
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 07:51
Kylius
Haha Warfighers looks AWESOME!

Just for the regional tally - I'm up in Leeds. And from the looks of people's comments there's not many of us up here in Yorkshire...
SurplusGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 09:11
SurplusGamer
YES, especially if it's in/near london
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2009 12:57
Anus Mcphanus
Holy cow Warfighters does indeed tighten my trousers.

I maybe Welsh but my vote for the NARP goes to the great city of LDN (the north of it to be precise). Gamerbase is a cool place to hang out and spend an afternoon and this is coming from someone who isn't really much of a PC gamer.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2009 05:22
Clance
So, it is looking like we may do Warfighters (they have a 10am 'til 3.30pm slot, I think) and then Gamerbase in the afternoon/evening and then maybe a few drinks or even some grub.

Hmmm, will have to be in the summer when people can maybe afford it!
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2009 10:45
bunnyrabbit2
Always remember, people from outside London might need a place to crash. Otherwise, I'm up for doing anything and can put the money aside soonish
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 22:33
maxio098ui
fuck alllllll this. all get together in amsterdam. ill bring weed!
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 22:34
maxio098ui
o wait nvm the weed is already gonna be there cause we would be in amsterdam.
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