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Eminem's Left 4 Dead Advice Is Good...
Clance | 8:29 AM on 01.15.2009 23 comments


Eminem’s got some advice
It’s short, so you can watch it twice
He’s eager to get his message across
I’d listen and obey at all costs

What is it that he has to say?
He’s not hating on Elton and other gays
No, this time this shit is for real
It could stop you from being killed

I, for one, really like this man. Whatever you think about him, this clip is sure to help matters. For those Left 4 Dead players who want to fuck things up on a daily basis… This one’s for you.



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 08:39
BlindsideDork
YAY! I get to see this again! It has been awhile since I have been able to say old or been posted.

Still good advice...it has been awhile since I've messed with a witch though.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 08:41
Char Aznable


Fat Eminem...something something...Boomer or whatever. I don't know, insert your own joke here.

Also, greatest headline ever.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 08:51
Clance
@Blindside,

I put a rap in my post. So there!

Blame N4G! I've never seen it before and hope others accept my lateness!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 09:27
garison
That's... interesting.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 09:56
Usedtabe
I really wish most rappers were like Wu-tang. You know, actually able to process a thought AND a sentence at the same time.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 10:06
BlindsideDork
I was just joking with you cause I occasionally come across this and people are like" OOLLLLLDDDZZZZ"

I chuckle. And your's was precise/edited.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 10:14
pendelton21
So...what exactly was the overall message of that little film?
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 10:15
Clance
Cheers dude!
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 10:33
SilverDragon1979
That's the best Left 4 Dead advice I have ever heard!!!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 10:34
Clance
@Pendelton,

I'm a Sony fanboy and have no idea. I thought maybe it would help my fellow community members and so shared it.

Afterall, 360 owners need to be guided through life.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 11:19
Kryptinite
I enjoy the Eminem.

Also, Protip: After the witch kills someone, DO NOT FUCKING CHASE HER! JUST DON'T FUCKING DO IT!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 11:26
ZekeThePlumber
@Pendelton21: I think he's trying to tell us not to fuck with the fucking witch.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 11:30
Qraze
do not fuck with the bitch. do not fuck with the bitch.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 12:16
Takeshi
Best Eminem pic I found:

13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 12:31
13thDragon
Whatever happened to Eminem anyways?
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 12:37
Aertyr
He fucked with the witch.
Thats what.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 13:29
ZServ
Aertyr wins.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 15:39
brosef
He falls of the face of the earth for nearly a decade and this is how he pops up again?!?

Also, witch Ima kill you.
FormerAcorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 16:34
FormerAcorn
Aertyr, you're my new hero.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 16:49
big filth
this is from a shitty movie called

"da hip hop witch"

for those of you dorks who dont know.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2009 16:49
big filth
also its OLD AS FUCK
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