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Confirmed: Killzone 2 = Glitchfest
Clance | 8:58 AM on 02.06.2009 25 comments


ZOMFGGGG! Can you MF’ing believe the video below!?! Amazing footage…. This is proooooof that Killzone 2 is in no way superior to Halo 3! In fact, it means that this game is a pile o’ ssssssshit! How can this game be a 93% metacritic when you can jump into nothing?? Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa…. Sony is a JOKE!



Now, I don’t know why this person decided to try and play Mirror’s Edge on Killzone 2 and I don’t know why they posted it on Youtube. It could all be quite innocent to help out Guerilla and non-fanboy made but, either way, it is HUGE NEWS PEOPLE!!! Top of N4G!

I’ve been thinking about it and have decided that it just wreaks of two things:

1) People, like me, merely curious as to what this glitch is, hence helping this story the top spot.
2) Fanboys just so god damn eager to find fault with anything that they oppose. Clinging on to the hope that this game is terrible (or vicce-versa for the Sony breed).

Here are some quotes pulled from the comments:

"at least its not a glitch fest like Gears"

"And you know the complete game isnt glitchy how?"

"Why was it in black and white? Coudn't see any colors on screen."

"cry xboxfanboy cry.. KZ2 is just PERFECT!! game over to microsoft!! FACT!!!"

Why have things gotten this bad? It is completely embarrassing in so many ways and why the fuck (as someone pointed out in the comments) is the music in these videos always SO SHIT?

All I can say is: this



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Klipsched's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:24
Klipsched
Sad, just...sad. Ignorant comments make me laugh and then cry on the inside at the same time.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:27
JACK of No Trades
Clance

Dude, I know. I just had to rip into a bastard over his bias Killzone review. His review is on the CLOGS right below yours.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:38
Clance
Jack,

He seems to quite like it but comparing it to Gears is way off the mark.

I've never felt so inside a game as I do when I play this. It's like I'm there... Can't wait to play this online with you boys!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:47
shipero
I never got why people go out of their way to make glitch videos. I can get documenting glitches that crop up during normal gameplay but if you spend time leaping from narrow ledge to narrow ledge in order to show a part of the level the developers didn't bother to make because you aren't supposed to be there, always seemed like a tremendous waste of time.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:47
Anus Mcphanus
It's sad that comments like these are not only not surprising but almost expected these days.

I'm still gutted that there's no co-op in Killzone 2 though.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:48
Qraze
that was one little glitch and you have to go way outta the way to find it. i can put in mgs4 and find something like that if i really really try hard to.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:55
Trev
Exactly my thoughts, Shipero. Clearly scaling a level by exploiting the common video game pixel-footing that's been there since Mega Man dangled over the abyss with just the toes of his right foot touching anything and using that to fall outside the map and die indicates... anything at all.

There's no reason to be up there, no benefit since he can't continue the level and getting outside the level just kills him anyway. ZOMG the game is ruint!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 09:55
Clance
I know, what did the guy expect? A fucking helghan bar and job centre up there or something?

@McPhanus,

I'm sad but I didn't expect it. Don't be surprised if some DLC is on the cards though... Or maybe we'll just have to wait until Killzone 3.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 10:00
pascuz46
At least you can say there really is not invisible walls. you can climb anywhere and do anything. Plus that glitch really isn't that bad, at least you die! When I was playing mgs 2 I had a similar glitch but kept on climbing an invisible ladder in a sea of blue, I had to restart! Also there was a similar glitch in COD5 and when your playing multi-player and you can see the guy that's shooting at you because hes in the walls, that's just fucking gay!
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 10:07
SephirothX
@ Trev and shipero
I agree. Those people need to knock it off and just play the damn game the way it was meant to be played.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 10:16
Takeshi
Sigh, stupid bitches.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 10:22
Crunshii
wow, so sony and the dev company who made this should just commit harakiri, lol.

xbot fanboy ur a joke.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 10:52
CALkulon
Fucking hell, this is shocking. I'm gonna cancel the preorder and get Halo instead.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 10:56
Corak
He went somewhere where he wasn't supposed to be able to get to and found a glitch? Wow no one has ever done something like this before. One thing he didn't think through is that he is in fact giving the game more press by doing this. I'm sure all the Sony fanboys will love him for it.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 11:21
Mentok the Mindtaker
The games not even out yet you fucking moron
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 11:56
Dimly
It's a demo. They always put a bit in there about how "this is an unfinished product," etc, and may not necessarily reflect the quality of the finished retail product.

Just wait until the retail release before you really start worrying.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 12:23
Projectexodus
Well, not sure if its a glitchfest or anything. But when I played it, I saw some helghast soldier get stuck in the air after an explosion blew him away. He was just dangling there while he had spasms. It was kind of hillarious to watch actually.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 12:41
BulletTrain
Hah they did this stuff in CoD 4 too. Its just some guy climbing to a place the devs didn't think you could get too.

Nothing to get worked up about.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 12:44
fetusmilk
any "glitch" ,that doesnt interfere in the actual game play, you have to go out of your way to do doesnt prove anything.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 13:39
Chris Carter
I don't get the huge hubbub about this video.

Halo 2 was far worse than this seems. BXR BXB and super jumps.

XBOTS VERSUS SONY BOYS DUEL TO THE DEATH AKA KILLZONE 2 VERSUS HALO 3
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 13:42
vexed alex
I gotta' admit. "Why was it in black and white? Coudn't see any colors on screen" made me laugh.

And I agree with Ferusmilk.
The Black Smoke's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 13:47
The Black Smoke
I think any game can be "glitched" if you try hard enough and have no life. Hell even Halo 3 has glitches, like for example that glitch where the game is just Halo2 with new box art...
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 13:59
Mr Wrighty 987
nooooooooooooooooooooooo this game now sucks and im gonna go home and wank myself to sleep crying.

i love fanboys and their crazy ways, god bless you!
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 15:07
Dan CiTi
Because games these days aren't patched all the time. I also agree with FetusMilk. 2/10
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