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Chroniclex avatar 2:22 PM on 04.28.2008
The Guide to being an Unproductive Member of Society
Here are a couple of general guidelines for everyone tomorrow as they leave earth and enter Liberty City.

Step 1. Find a low light living room preferably your own (but if your homeless find closest one.) Make sure blankets are hanging over windows to prevent light from penetrating.

Step 2. Sit on couch/chair reclined with soda/redbull in hand

Step 3. Turn volume on 5.1 to max

lastly,

Step 4. Enjoy Liberty City throughout the day or week depending how much time you took off from work.

I will see everyone in GTA IV tomorrow hopefully, if not i'll fucking kill you.*



*exempt from killing if xbox/ps3 is out of commission

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