Capcom decided it was going to host a Survival Horror Charity Basketball game. To help raise money for the DDZF (Diverse Definition of Zombies Fund),and prove that they owned the Survival horror Genre. So they assembled their Dream Team: Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Albert Wesker and Frank West, photo Journalist with their coach Megaman.

For awhile no one would go up against them, Finally, Isaac Clark, came back to earth from Dead Space and decided he would take them all on by himself.

The day of the game came and Capcom’s team couldn’t stop laughing when he took the court, but, at half-time, Capcom was down 60 to Nothing. Once Megaman had them in the locker room he started screaming at them. “What the hell is wrong with you guys. You have more experience and that kid runs like a snail in those boots, and he’s running all over you guys.”

Everyone had their heads downs, except Chris who stood up and said, “Don’t you know coach.”

“Know What!?”

“We’ve been at this for longer than almost anyone, that is true. But…”

“BUT. What??”

“No one ever taught us how to Run and Shoot.”

HA HA HA HA
….Sorry for that one….