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PAX Supplies: An Overview: No Crumbs Edition. (FAILBLOG)
Chooly | 11:39 AM on 08.28.2009 9 comments




1) Gillette Fusion Hydra Gel
Because a gamer's beard is made up of some of the worst god forsaken rocks ever to be forged in the depths of hell and is therefore a formidable opponent. But I have the answer.

2) Body Wash
To clean off the crabs that will no doubt take every chance they can to launch themselves at my crotch.

3) Shampoo
To clean off the head crabs that will no doubt take every chance they can to launch themselves at my head.

4) Dental Travel Pack
Because this is a vacation, a time to relax in the comfort of luxury. And nothing spells luxury quite like brushing your teeth with the dental equivalent of steel wool!

5) Hand Sanitizer
An acid to burn off the quarter inch layer of filth and disease accumulated by handling the same objects as thousands of other gamers.

6) Ear Plugs
Because sleeping on a plane is difficult without these babies.

7) Compressed Smelly Air
Because I care about the Ladies.



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blehman's Destructoid Blog
You can't take any of that on a plane...
kauza's Destructoid Blog
You forgot:

Snakes
Lubricant
Bees
Thong undergarments
Vick's Vapor Rub
Isay Isay's Destructoid Blog
So you're taking shaving cream but no razor?
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
You forgot:
Industrial sized tub of personal lubricant
ball gag
Gundam costume
Lighter (for setting flame to Necros)
Bail Money
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Chooooolly!!!!!! Don't forget to bring a towel!!
socialnorms's Destructoid Blog
You can take that on a plane if you're willing to pay to stow the bag.
Chooly's Destructoid Blog


WABAM!
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
You know what's funny? I will not touch one ounce of hand sanitizer on the trip, and I will not get sick. Do you have a bad immune system or something?
CblogRecaps's Destructoid Blog
No Condoms?


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