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Jim Sterling and His Army of Trolls
ChildOfLore | 10:35 PM on 01.29.2010 17 comments


I have devised a clever diagram depicting the manner in which the illustrious Jimothy "Jim" Sterling summons his army of impish, disgusting trolls with the darkest of all artefacts of black magic: the never-ending pit of controversy; a well said to be drilled down to the very bowels of hell itself. Legend has it that "trolls" (or "The Great and Terrible Purveyors of Destruction") first appeared when Satan himself started a blog. Since then they have grown in power until they usurped a terrified Satan, freed themselves from his slavery and started their own hell, a place even more evil and terrifying than the original.



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 02:03
Kryptinite
Ayo this shit is GHEY!
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 02:11
Guncannon
I am laughing? This is hilarious? Cool story bro?
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 02:48
D-503
sounds scary
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 04:42
Tarvu
Yes... 4chan was started by Jim's fans. Wait what?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 05:53
007
Why is it that it's always the 4chan fags that hate Jim? You'd think they'd be the one's who would get his humor...
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 08:04
Xzyliac
lulz?
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 08:32
mourning orange
clever diagram is clever?
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 13:13
Tarvu
I get Jim's humour, it's because I are British and as such have the same kind of mind, one controlled by the government through hormones in the water.
EnoSachran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 16:29
EnoSachran
+ Fap for making it onto the Failblogs. You win! And lose. At the same time.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 17:12
Kraid
I would do Jimothy in the bum if he asked me to do it.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 18:39
Xzyliac
Tarvu has a point. The British are assholes.

I kid Britain I kid. You gave us David Bowie and Elly Jackson. You ain't that bad.
Pork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2010 22:44
Pork
This is funnier than iCarly and Drake and Josh put together.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2010 01:03
Tarvu
David Bowie, mother-fucking-David-Bowie.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2010 02:36
Kryptinite
Ayo, this shit is still ghey!
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