I have devised a clever diagram depicting the manner in which the illustrious Jimothy "Jim" Sterling summons his army of impish, disgusting trolls with the darkest of all artefacts of black magic: the never-ending pit of controversy; a well said to be drilled down to the very bowels of hell itself. Legend has it that "trolls" (or "The Great and Terrible Purveyors of Destruction") first appeared when Satan himself started a blog. Since then they have grown in power until they usurped a terrified Satan, freed themselves from his slavery and started their own hell, a place even more evil and terrifying than the original.