Hey there fellow gamers. You probably don't know me.. STOP RIGHT THERE. If you don't know me, haven't heard about me, hated me (BEFORE YOU READ THIS), loved me (anytime now), shot me (No wait that dudes in prison), ran from me (Enjoy those stolen fishing rods while you can you two), ticketed me (Fuck off SCHP, I helped pay for your freaking drug dogs and you STILL give me a ticket for doing 80 in a 35? Assesemolasses...), punched me (lost count), sold me bad weed (ha ha ha .. how u like them metal bars in yo face everyday u sad sack of shit), tricked me into drinking piss when I was 12 while telling me it was whiskey (Yeah, I ain't forgot 23 years later), slept with me (....to all the girls Ive loved before... who traveled in and out my door....COME BACK!...), took my side even was I wrong (0.000004635 percent of 1 percent of the population of an empty house), kissed me (Were you out of your fucking mind?), told me I wasn't funny (not in the flaming gay way), said I was gay (Did those teeth taste good Joe Stalwart?), said I would make a good Santa (You sick pedophile), played online w\ me on Xbox Live ( 445 of you out of 10 million), beat me in an online game on Xbox Live (444 of you), wouldn't play me on Xbox Live because you knew I would win (10,000,000 - 445 = some big number I dont feel like sending to calc right now), haven't been to jail because of me (honestly bud, I did not know that girl was a cop, she just thought I was hot so she let me go.), cussed you out on a CB Radio (Hey, it was before the Internet, so that doesn't count), cussed me for being a damn yankee (If you live in the south longer than the North why are you still considered a yankee?), pulled me over for speeding and stupidly said "Where's the fire?" when there actually was one (Former SCHP officer, that one still makes me laugh), took out my appendix (How am I going to find where the words are in my body now? ... wait for it... , you get it now? slow-ass) or any other factor that I'm either too lazy or too old to remember, then let me introduce myself. Hi!
Now you know me. Consider yourself a rare and special specimen. Hey say "Special Specimen Shooting Stars So Singular so Simple-Simons still survive" 5 times fast. I didn't say it was hard, just sounds stupid. Where was I? Actually nowhere, just introducing myself.
Now that that (?) is done (thought: That that.. hmmm.. sounds like a good name for a product, okay I claim it. I own the trademark to the product yet to be created that shall be called That-That™, Copyright 2008)

PS. I'll sell the That-That™ trademark for ONE MILLION DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS in U.S. currency.. Make that EU, US markets suck right now. Contact me for purchase and for a good time call Shirline at 555-6309.


Oh, I almost forgot, I like gaming. PC or Xbox 360.
Mostly the 360 since PC gaming is in it's death throes.
Hit me up on Xbox Live, gamertag: Chief CrazyBare (Notice bare is BARE as in naked)