After an 800 mile, totally not gay in anyway I didn't suck Calvin off regardless of what he tells you trek across the cold snowy shithole known as Michigan, the amazing adventure of Tazar the Yoot, Grim, Me, CannibalCalvin, and Aryteyr..or Airtire, however the fuck you spell his fuckin' name came to an end at the mystical Lark Ohiya's house.
Much Brawl was had (Tazar hates brawl.), stickam funs, and cuddling with calvin time, and of course Youtube Poop for about 3 hours.
Also, an annoying ass kid (if anyone was on Stickam)
Instead of going to detail about how much my ass hurts from the whole escapade i'd just like to recap.


* 5 nerd in a tiny ass car smells like shit.
*ElectroLemon has a lot of porn on his computer.
*Everyone on Destructoid apparently has immediate access to Sonic furry porn.
*Sonics final smash is fucking win (I killed everyone with it.)
*Lark needs to quit Brawl.
*Lark's relatives are fucking annoying.
*Tazar could have been Seth in Superbad.
*Singing 90's hits in unison is perfect for any road trip.
*Airtire will try to rape your ass.
*Wolf sucks.
*Pit sucks.
*Falco got raped in the speed department.
*NihonTiger likes Pikachu's
*Everyone is always super sonic racing.
*The Incredible Edible Egg has beautiful tits.
*DynamicSheep will one day have sex with his wife on camera.
*DynamicSheep has a big red dildo.
*Michigan sucks ass.
*If you ever need a singer for RockBand pick Tazar.
*Don't hold a Narp if you have a fuck ass retarded dog.
*Lost Odyssey soundtrack is amazing.
*I'm as emo as Calvin thought.
*BahamutZero fucking hates me.
*You must always go faster faster faster
*Reaprar spams music.
*Cover your ass when you sleep.
*Grims mom makes the most bad ass cinnamon buns.

Expect videos and pictures soon enough.
Holy shit I don't think i'm doing that again anytime soon, unless we have a fucking plane.

No it was fun, you all were fucking awesome.


We all ate Cheeburgas during the roadtrip.