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The Max Payne movie trailer.
Cheeburga | 11:25 AM on 07.10.2008 15 comments




Holy shit.

I am so fucking excited for this. Max Payne, and the sequel were amazing games for their time and I'm so happy that a movie is about to do it right. Well, for the most part. Mark W. doesn't exactly look like Max Payne, but he has the monologues right at least.
The only thing I can hope for in the movie is that those angels are dream sequences or some painkiller overdose. Also, I saw hints at Max's back story, which is fantastic that they are not leaving that out. (why would he freak out and kill people in the first place?)


Snow, guns, dead family, pain killers, it's all there and I'm hyped.







Fuck year.



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 11:30
BlindsideDork
I think Jim Sterling likes it too!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 11:40
MrSadistic
When I saw the trailer, I cried a little inside. Now I want to play both games again to keep the memory of how great the games were.

The only way I'd see the movie is if Mila Kunis shows some nips.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 11:51
Mushman
I fucking hope those demon things are part of his dreams, like the sequrnces in in the game. Max Panye is noir, not supernatural bullshit.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 11:57
-D-
I'm excited after seeing the trailer. Shawn Ryan, creator of The Shield, is writing the screenplay so there's hope for great quality.

As for the winged things, my guess is they're hallucinations caused by the Valkyr drug.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 12:03
Mushman
It also needs more bullet-time, It was suggested at in the trailer with that slow-mo, but a few nods at the game's use of it would not go amiss. But I do like the 'shaking camera' effect.
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 12:23
ME4Twaffle
I feel like he's a pretty good match if you exclude the constipation face.

Otherwise your only option would be French Stewart.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 12:49
Red TheHaze Veron
I want them exaggerated monologues.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 13:13
DarkTravesty
i re-installed both games and am currently playing through both and love it. its funny.. i remember when there were talks about this movie shortly after the first game launched and that was back in '01-02 :P i cant wait.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 14:53
Zombutler
Mahk Wahlbahg: Check
Mona Sax: Check
Slow Mo: Check
Violence: Check
Sex: Check
Snow: Check
Noir: Check
Backstory: Check
Constipation Face: Nope


Well almost perfect but who cares...I am so excited
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 15:17
Corak
Looks like it might be decent, anxiously awaiting more footage.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 15:43
Clockwork
Marky Mark!
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 16:24
RHWeeeee6
Looks decent. And Marky Mark looks like hes genuinely trying. So Ill give him and the movie the benefit of the doubt.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:31
Qraze
marky mark saying funky bunch is needed in this movie. AND FUCKING BASEBALL BAT BOY!
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 11:39
JavTheGreat
lol at snow on gun.
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 13:55
perri
I had no idea Max Payne was so based in the supernatural, what the hell!?

I want to play those games now.
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