Last weekend I got to be around the best people in the entire fucking world, and had the greatest time of my life so far. Before me, Tazarthayoot, IncredibleEdibleEgg, and Riser Glen went to Joe Burlings to play some Halo 3*, Halo 3*, AND Halo 3* we had to stay at Egg's and have a Pre-Narp. The Pre-Narp, though not nearly as fun as the actual narp, had it's own epic moments. From ordering cookies to be delivered to our fat stomachs at 1am, to walking to some gay record store, and being stopped by a bum who thought he knew shit about comics. (Actually, that sucked.)

The most memorable moment had to come from Egg though. Filled with fail from the beginning, he redeemed his self by building a pillow fort out of a couch at Tazar's storage and giving me a quickie while we awaited Riser and Tazar's return. That event does not top what I'm about to show you.

You see, when Asians get drunk, they have magical powers from the nether realm of Sun Tzu's asshole. Egg, had one half of a fucking rolling rock, and pissed a masterpiece.
This was at about midnight (his camera has a strong flash) and he didn't even mean to do it. We were all having a cigarette after a brawl fest (I won)

Egg decided he was drunk enough to piss in public. It started off fine, he turned and let loose into a bush, but we were chosen as the next target. The fucker failed, and chased us for a bit, but then went back and finished up.

In the darkness I made out what the piss really was, a dolphin, in all it's glory.


Videos coming soon of the road trip and actual narp. Niggers forever.
*is not actually halo 3.