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My Turning Point Gaming Rant. (cereal business)
Cheeburga | 9:55 PM on 04.06.2008 40 comments



Alright, I've had enough of this shit. All these people posting their "not my turning point gaming rig." Well, actually, i'm sorry for saying "all". This post is directed to the people who do NOT need that new computer. I'm sorry, but it is ridiculous when you greedy assholes with Nvidia 8800GTS's feel the need to enter this damn contest, honestly. Personally, any computer that can run Turning Point: Fall of Liberty, should not fucking count, because that computer is in fact, YOUR TURNING POINT GAMING RIG

Anyone with a 8800GTS or some shit that they know damn well can run Call of Duty 4 on medium with 60fps, does not need a new damn computer, maybe a new graphics card, if you want to run crysis, but a whole new computer overall? I've seen posts with people who really need this damn thing, me included, and it really just is a dick move for you assholes to lessen the chances of a more needing member to win the computer.

Really, you guys are just being greedy dicks. Seriously, for us gamers who want to enjoy the finer sides of PC gaming, but are unable to due to money or other situations, it's really just a slap to the face to us to see you post your computer that we would absofuckinglutely love to have, and then want to win another one. If one of you internet super heroes wins, you better make damn sure you sell that old one.

Also, I could get started on the somehow instant perfect timing of the influx of new users when there's a damn contest, but I think this subject would be way to easy to pick on. "Oh wow, I can win a new computer so easily while pretending to be a member, then I win, and leave." I know this is not all of your mindsets, but to the new users who have not posted anything before, except for the contest entry, fuck you. You know who you are.


Love, Chee.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 21:58
MrSadistic
Pretty good rig. Good luck on winning the contest!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:01
the GAMEGOBLIN
Fuck Destructoid contests.

Also, !SHIRTS++
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:01
Revolt in Colour
That was some super cereal.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:01
vexed alex
LOL TROLL
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:03
Jetsetlemming
You know what I don't get? Why Turning Point: Fall of Liberty is being used to sponsor a PC gaming oriented contest. From all accounts, the PC port of that totally fails because they rushed it. :V Also $5000? That must be some expensive ass artwork on the side.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:04
Jetsetlemming
I totally feel like a dick for that post, looking a gift horse in the mouth and whatnot, but that's ok, because it needed to be said.
exanimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:04
exanimo
I was reluctant to enter as well, but the truth is, a contest is still a contest. This is why Collette got pissed at everyone bashing MeepJeep for winning and not contributing.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:05
Cheeburga
@MrSadistic
5/10
Would get trolled again.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:05
MrSadistic
Uh this site has to have some way of earning the Ben-Jamin's
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:05
sevink
Chee is my hero
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:06
Wexx
You can be MY internet superhero.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:06
MrSadistic
Good, good. I got Chee's approval out of this. That's all I was waiting for.
viralhunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:06
viralhunter
those posts are for a contest? I thought they were all just acting like conformist idiots.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:07
Cheeburga
I love you. :D
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:07
MrSadistic
I love you.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:08
Vlambo
Exactly what I was thinking Chee. Only you have the gonads to go post about it
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:09
Cheeburga
@Vlambo

I was going to put that in the post. :]
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:12
vexed alex
It's a contest open to everyone. Don't get butthurt. I have a shitty computer, I can't afford a new one, I entered the contest, and I'm not mad that people with better machines entered.

Stop being a whiny condom.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:13
Teta
I have a decent computer, and thatīs why i havenīt entered. OR at least if i wanted to show my computer i wouldnīt name it: Not my Turning Point rig.
I mean, my grpahic card is like 3 years old, but i can play TF2 with decent fpsīs, and i can play my not emulated games.
When spore comes out i am almost sure it is gonna run so i donīt need to enter a contest i donīt need to win.
I somehow understood itīs a hand picked contest, but still, why read 10000000 posts with computers that donīt deserve to win.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:17
Yashoki
Stop being a whiny condom.
Stop being a whiny condom.
Stop being a whiny condom.
Stop being a whiny condom.
Stop being a whiny condom.

VEXED ALEX TRYING TO BE WITTY
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:19
Jetsetlemming
@Teta- It's a random pick. I prefer it that way, though- The last time Dtoid had a competition contest, for the biggest fan or whatever the fuck it was, we ended up with multiple instances of fat naked ugly people.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:22
MrSadistic
Yeah wow, thanks for reminding me about that Jet. I have to go burn my eyes again, brb.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:25
Puppetpallmich
i think its fucking stupid for those other to enter, basicaly they are being dick (i am an asshole) i dont have a good computer at the moment only a shitty laptop, im just to lazy to enter
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:25
jdub28
a contest doesnt care if you are poor or rich and it shouldnt. I have to use integrated graphics right now but if some rich, non-dtoider wins the more power to them. Once you start putting restrictions on things stuff all the contest will slowly dwindle until its just 3 Stock No Weapons Final Destination!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:29
Cheeburga
Good one alex.
topcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:37
topcow


Nobody cares that you really want a free computer. They're going to enter anyways.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:38
Cheeburga
@Topcow
MY MIND = BLOWN
media haze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:58
media haze
LOL - WTF is going on here. First meepjeep and now this.

Contests are for everyone.... .
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 22:58
Red TheHaze Veron
I wholeheartedly agree that someone who actually has a decent rig that can run a game that came out in the last two years does not deserve that computer.

My computer barely runs vista (not by choice) so I deserve that computer. I cant afford a gaming pc.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 23:00
AngelsDontBurn
Lololololol.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 23:02
Cheeburga
MIGUEL I KNOW YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 23:04
Neonie
I'm not even sure if my entry counted...probably not.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 23:26
Steel Squirrel
Wow. Dickbutt.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 23:33
007
...So, how 'bout dem Cougars?
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 15:22
Elitechief27
@007 What is this, the DToid water cooler?
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 15:50
MATTFOO
HIYA CHEE
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