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METAL GEAR SOLID 4 CONFIRMED FOR 360.
Cheeburga | 1:52 PM on 04.01.2008 19 comments


I just got off the phone with Won Rorkmeng, a senior developer at Konami and intern at Microsoft game studios. The phone conversation went as follows.

Me: "Hey bitch."
Won: "Listen faggot, I got this breakin' news you can't tell nobody alright?"
Me: "k."
Won: "You know that game developed by the crazy japanese? the one with metal and solid substances?"
Me: "Yeah."
Won: "It's cumming. Hard. To xbox 360."
Me: "WHAT, NO WAY NO ONES GONNA FUCKING BELIEVE IT."
Won: "DON'T TELL ANYONE OR I'LL RAPE YOUR FUCKING MOM AND VIDEOTAPE IT."
Me: "Alright, when you get off work, I got us a reservation at McDonalds."
Won: "Soon baby, soon."




Anyways, yeah, he told me to tell the world that it's coming.
This isn't a joke, no april fools. Metal Gear Solid 4, for 360.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

I'M SO EXCITED.



Oh wait, this is old news isn't it?



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:58
MrSadistic
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... scared!
Drunkmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:58
Drunkmac
roflololol yor avartar!!! hahahahha
ogo2k's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:58
ogo2k
oh man. thank the lord.
I hear you can play as altair in the 360 version...
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:59
Neonie
Ron Rapeing your mom would be redundent. Also I can't wait for my MGS 360 :D
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:59
-D-
Chee, I don't know how to tell you this. It's a little tough, to be perfectly honest. Well, the doctor called. He said things don't look good and you've been diagnosed with "FAIL."

WHY, GOD, WHY?!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:19
Cheeburga
OH LORD -D-D-D-D-D- IS SUPAR FUNNY.

Reap, i'm sorry baby..
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:27
-D-
You give me the strength, Chee.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:32
Cheeburga
I try. :]
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:35
Tubatic
saved by the bell was hot sauce
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:38
Brian Szabelski
2007 called. They want their joke back.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:43
Dan CiTi
Ok? It will suck on Xbox anyway. No analog buttons.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:46
king3vbo
This gives me the strength to live on
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:51
Cheeburga
Nihon go die.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:53
Elitechief27
FAP FAP FAP
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 15:04
Toneman
Solid Altair
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 15:21
007
@ Dan

...<33
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 16:57
Teen Idol
BUNK!! Hahahah
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