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Actually, I'm fine with my weight, Destructoid.
Cheeburga | 2:15 PM on 08.02.2009 39 comments


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?



Derp.



So what does this mean? That gamers are Xbox Huge fat asses that need to get RIPPED? It really saddens me
to
see my favorite gaming website plastered with advertisments telling me to lose weight, fueling the stereotype
that
we're all useless chubby funsters.

Dtoid, I'm piss.


In fact, here, I made some more suitable ads for your readers. I think this would deliver a much stronger, and
nicer
message.





[size=6]Actually, I apologize. I understand that the website costs huge amounts of money to continuously
upgrade and accommodate the users and that your choice in picking advertisements is nothing personal at all.
Any additional revenue to the site to keep it up and running is accepted in whatever manner it is delivered. In
fact, I think those weight loss ads are perfect, and I'll probably go visit one of the sites right now. Heres to
thirty more years, Dtoid.[/size]


Your bbcode ain't workin'. Not my problem.



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power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 14:48
power-glove
Stop using Chrome, I make random line breaks in your blogs after you post them.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 14:52
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Oh so that's it! It's Power-Glove who keeps fucking up people that use Chrome! Jerk!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 14:56
Zombutler
i wish those guys would stop laughing at me
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 14:58
the Golden Avatar
They're just advertisements. Don't take them so seriously.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:01
Chris Carter
So when you used to be active on Dtoid this is the kind of stuff you posted?

It's gonna be a long bumpy ride!

At least you're a cool dude, even if you're fat.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:03
GoldenGamerXero
God all useless blogs should be this funny. The last pic is awesome!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:08
Justice
@Power-Glove
That's harsh dude, are you that against Chrome!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:09
BS3 Owner
@ Cheeburga

They want you to get "Ripped"...
Not in shape, silly.

/stereotypes... not.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:14
ghets
Its pretty amazing. Even with the line breaks im still able to reads the words.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:15
power-glove
No,Justice, I am actually typing in this comment in Chrome and love the software. Elephant doesn't work with Chrome period and until that is fixed this will keep happening.

It is worth noting that this thing also happens in Safari as well.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 15:28
Justice
@PG
Yarr I know, I was just pulling ya leg!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:00
Cheeburga
But I am ripped.

@Magnalon: Yeah sorry, I try to be funny. I like the vidya games but I don't feel like talkin' bout dem all the time. I like addressing the people and giving them some fun.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:02
Cheeburga
As in consensual online sex.
Drachula64's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:05
Drachula64
Its just an advertisement. An advertisement that's WRONG!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:32
Knivy
Not only do you get ripped with that, but you also get tanned!
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:43
bluexy
My favorite is the "Slap Susan Boyle" ad. I don't even know who she is but it sure is fun to slap her.

If it takes 4 weeks to get ripped you're not smoking it right.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:52
taumpytears
That's some hot bidoof on bidoof action right there. Nothin' wrong with that.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 17:08
Chris Carter
@Cheeburga
<3 <3
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 17:30
Teta
I can only browse DTOID on Chrome :'(
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 17:45
Arch649
That's because you have a tracking cookie that plasters that ad on Dtiod. if you clear you computer of cookies, or use an antispyware program. they'll go away.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 17:55
Bob Muir
How many wolves must die?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 18:12
Cheeburga
Necros is a race hater.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 18:21
Puppy Licks
Welcome back son!
Grimspoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 19:01
Grimspoon
Firefox + Adblock Plus.
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 19:33
nekobun
I see these ads a lot of other places besides Destructoid. Either the weight loss sham/fad industry is as booming as ever, or I whine about my fitness to/around a lot more people online than I thought.
ShuperShawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 20:10
ShuperShawn
Those ads are EVERYWHERE now, you can't go anywhere without seeing them.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 21:38
Samuel Dillinger
Teta...

I want to fuck your avatar.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 22:51
CelicaCrazed
What is Destructoid trying to tell me about my credit rating?? T_T
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 23:59
pendelton21
OH YOU.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 00:46
Qraze
this shit needs to be addressed, if you were against meat would you have a cheeseburger bumpersticker on your car? these people running websites don't know what the fuck is up, agree to have an add that may offend people and then say "we have no control over what our advertisers say". yes you fuckin do, pick up your balls and load up your cannons and tell your advertisers what goes in and out. don't take no shit from them. you don't see pro-obama adds on foxnews right? i wonder why......
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 01:15
Brian Szabelski
So I can't get an online degree in as few as 2 years?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 07:11
Mushman
You to?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 09:23
king3vbo
CHEEBURGA YOU FAT
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 10:58
BulletTrain
Son, I am dissapoint.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 12:06
Cheeburga
I'm just curvaceous.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 00:10
Samuel Dillinger
We are not ripped.

I guarantee not one of us gamers is ripped

That's just smart advertising you sneaky cunts!
sortcar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2009 21:19
sortcar
Cheeburga? Are you aware of Edwins Background?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 19:49
Cheeburga
Get the fuck out of here.
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