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Actually, I'm fine with my weight, Destructoid.
Cheeburga | 2:15 PM on 08.02.2009 39 comments


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?



Derp.



So what does this mean? That gamers are Xbox Huge fat asses that need to get RIPPED? It really saddens me
to
see my favorite gaming website plastered with advertisments telling me to lose weight, fueling the stereotype
that
we're all useless chubby funsters.

Dtoid, I'm piss.


In fact, here, I made some more suitable ads for your readers. I think this would deliver a much stronger, and
nicer
message.





[size=6]Actually, I apologize. I understand that the website costs huge amounts of money to continuously
upgrade and accommodate the users and that your choice in picking advertisements is nothing personal at all.
Any additional revenue to the site to keep it up and running is accepted in whatever manner it is delivered. In
fact, I think those weight loss ads are perfect, and I'll probably go visit one of the sites right now. Heres to
thirty more years, Dtoid.[/size]


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power-glove's Destructoid Blog
Stop using Chrome, I make random line breaks in your blogs after you post them.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Oh so that's it! It's Power-Glove who keeps fucking up people that use Chrome! Jerk!
Zombutler's Destructoid Blog
i wish those guys would stop laughing at me
the Golden Avatar's Destructoid Blog
They're just advertisements. Don't take them so seriously.
Magnalon's Destructoid Blog
So when you used to be active on Dtoid this is the kind of stuff you posted?

It's gonna be a long bumpy ride!

At least you're a cool dude, even if you're fat.
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
God all useless blogs should be this funny. The last pic is awesome!
Justice's Destructoid Blog
@Power-Glove
That's harsh dude, are you that against Chrome!
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
@ Cheeburga

They want you to get "Ripped"...
Not in shape, silly.

/stereotypes... not.
ghets's Destructoid Blog
Its pretty amazing. Even with the line breaks im still able to reads the words.
power-glove's Destructoid Blog
No,Justice, I am actually typing in this comment in Chrome and love the software. Elephant doesn't work with Chrome period and until that is fixed this will keep happening.

It is worth noting that this thing also happens in Safari as well.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
@PG
Yarr I know, I was just pulling ya leg!
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
But I am ripped.

@Magnalon: Yeah sorry, I try to be funny. I like the vidya games but I don't feel like talkin' bout dem all the time. I like addressing the people and giving them some fun.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
As in consensual online sex.
JehutyFromHell's Destructoid Blog
Its just an advertisement. An advertisement that's WRONG!
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Not only do you get ripped with that, but you also get tanned!
bluexy's Destructoid Blog
My favorite is the "Slap Susan Boyle" ad. I don't even know who she is but it sure is fun to slap her.

If it takes 4 weeks to get ripped you're not smoking it right.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
That's some hot bidoof on bidoof action right there. Nothin' wrong with that.
Magnalon's Destructoid Blog
@Cheeburga
<3 <3
Teta's Destructoid Blog
I can only browse DTOID on Chrome :'(
Arch649's Destructoid Blog
That's because you have a tracking cookie that plasters that ad on Dtiod. if you clear you computer of cookies, or use an antispyware program. they'll go away.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
How many wolves must die?
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Necros is a race hater.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Welcome back son!
Grimspoon's Destructoid Blog
Firefox + Adblock Plus.
nekobun's Destructoid Blog
I see these ads a lot of other places besides Destructoid. Either the weight loss sham/fad industry is as booming as ever, or I whine about my fitness to/around a lot more people online than I thought.
ShuperShawn's Destructoid Blog
Those ads are EVERYWHERE now, you can't go anywhere without seeing them.
Mr Dillinger's Destructoid Blog
Teta...

I want to fuck your avatar.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
What is Destructoid trying to tell me about my credit rating?? T_T
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
OH YOU.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
this shit needs to be addressed, if you were against meat would you have a cheeseburger bumpersticker on your car? these people running websites don't know what the fuck is up, agree to have an add that may offend people and then say "we have no control over what our advertisers say". yes you fuckin do, pick up your balls and load up your cannons and tell your advertisers what goes in and out. don't take no shit from them. you don't see pro-obama adds on foxnews right? i wonder why......
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
So I can't get an online degree in as few as 2 years?
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
You to?
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
CHEEBURGA YOU FAT
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
Son, I am dissapoint.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
I'm just curvaceous.
Mr Dillinger's Destructoid Blog
We are not ripped.

I guarantee not one of us gamers is ripped

That's just smart advertising you sneaky cunts!
sortcar's Destructoid Blog
Cheeburga? Are you aware of Edwins Background?
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Get the fuck out of here.


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