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Well, this is my blog. I collect secular humanist art, dabble in electrolysis and play video games new and old. I've been playing video games for less than twenty days and I love playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 whilst drinking Budweiser with my friends. Don't feel sorry for me, I'm better than you. I, with the full support of the Player Haters Ball, have taken it up myself to hand out insults and discouragement to all corners of Destructoid. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my Vespa Scooter on any given day. I do this because I have hate growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need to have to be heard by people to let them know I'm better than them. So let me hate you.

Iím a professional UFC and MMA Fighter. Take a minute and get over that shock. I can say Iím an PS3 man, though Iíll support anything that advances sex robot technology (I love you Sackwoman). Iíve also got a Bud Lite, so I can take this whole manly thing on the road.

This is the blog of a Nintendo hater from Ohio, and proud of it! That doesn't mean I don't hate other things, though.

I does not have a facebook because Myspace is better. Will salivate at the very mention of anything related to Coldplay. I hate on any form of visual/entertainment medium. I attempted to create a blog to officially enter the 21st century, doing something mean to it.


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