1. The Meatflag killed you, again. Bastard always gets the active reload and two pieces more than a 10 year old.
2. A ten year old killed you, again. Bastard always gets the active reload and probally two pieced you.
3. Your mother never loved you, she was probally to busy getting banged by your sixth grade history teacher to actually care if you just got ass sawed.
4. You just got ass sawed.
5. Everyone is your skin, there are like 20 to choose from and everyone is the black guy or a theron guard, thanks Jim.
6. Killing Cole makes you feel like a racist, because it feels so right.
7. You expect Marcus to tell you to kiss his shiny metal ass and he never does it.
8. You got World at War and Gears with all its failures is still a better game.
9. Some asshole shield glitched before you could, he probally rapes puppies.
10. Some asshole put grenade tags at spawn, before you could.
11. Some asshole put grenade tags at the grenade spawn killing you when you went for them to go grenade tag spawn.
12. Some asshole picked up Your grenades and you got stuck with his dropped smoke.
13. Your father never loved you, he was probally to busy wanking it to puppy rape videos to actually care if you just got hit with a mortar.
14. Someone actually had the thought to shoot a mortar at where you will be not where you are, he probally held the puppy down for the asshole that was shield glitching.
15. There are no vehicles for you to fully utilize your cheap bastardness in
16. You dont have host.
17. The guy with host was your sixth grade history teacher. He will quit the game cause he finally lost a shotgun fight.
18. You lost a shotgun fight, you probally dont have host.
19. You dodge rolled into those damn lasers on security.
20 You thought the shield would deflect the lasers ala Legend of Zelda mirror shield, guess it wasnt shiny enough.
21. You Suck.

Merry Chrismas Dtoiders, ill play with any of you in Gears 2.