This commercial presents you with a choice. Do you prefer a), b), or c)?

a) gorgeous women.
b) extreme motocross action, or
c) Pokemon Stadium 2

My personal breakdown of the alternatives is to follow. Here we go:



Option b) is the easiest to eliminate. If some pud-head blew through my window and started ripping circles across my clean, sparkling floors on his dirt bike, I'd tell him to get the fuck out. Likewise, a deliciously toned and oiled up beauty, voluptuous assets spilling out of her skimpy underwear, is a no-go for chaps like myself (being previously engaged and whatnot). I suppose that terminates option a) as well.

So, what does that leave me with? Pokemon Stadium 2. Well, I guess that's not so bad. I'm a big Pokemon fan after all (shh, don't tell anyone). I actually do own both the Stadium games for N64, and while they hardly make up for the lack traditional, handheld-style pocket monsters games on Nintendo consoles, they were a pleasant diversion back in the day. I remember linking up my copies of Silver and Gold to Stadium via the transfer pack so that I could "mystery gift" with the girl in that game. God help those who know what I'm talking about.

What about you? Is it all about the T&A, the moto-mania (yeah right), or cleaning house with your Pokemon team in full 3D? I'm sure this will be an easy choice for most.