That precious beard won't save you now

As some of you may recall, Y0j1mb0 challenged the Destructoid community to some Street Fighter II last week with the bold and grammatically incorrect claim that "I am the greatest Street Fighter II player in this here parts of Destructoid."

After the gauntlet was thrown down and a couple days of buildup, a few people couldn't connect and a few others were busy, so we ended up with about 6 people in the quarter matches over the course of the night. These included the mighty Y0j1mb0, casualweaponry, NotAZombie, Usedtabe, Elitechief27, and myself (sorry if I left anyone out - I suck with associating Gamer Tags to names).

I jumped on Xbox Live 15 minutes early, because I was all too eager to begin challenging my Destructoid comrades and make Y0j1mb0 eat his words, so he and I started it off. After four quick matches, the score stood at 4-0 in my favor, with nobody around to witness my dominance over the Bearded One. All I have to verify my skills is the following message:


Your tears make me strong

At this point, I was regretting the fact that his headset was broken, because I really wanted to hear the trash talk now. Maybe it was the illness, but his game was off. After others joined in and he had a chance to warm up, though, Y0j1mb0 stepped it up and put a serious hurting on us for a stretch of 5-6 matches. We switched in and out, with NotAZombie and Usedtabe fighting valiantly and providing many laughs during the night, and Elitechief27 arrived toward the end to kick some ass (and ignored my friend request *cough*).

For all that trash talking, though, I expected better. These are the skills of a man with 600+ ranked victories? Not only that, but you stuck with Ken the entire time, despite my repeated pleas to switch it up with another character. Because, ya know, Ryu/Ken all night gets boring.

Sir, I dare say that you are not the greatest Street Fighter II player in these here parts of Destructoid.

I am.

Also, this:


I think I went a little too "Billy Mays" with the beard

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT HATING ON THE MAN

Seriously, though, I'm not as big of a douchebag as this blog would lead you to believe. I'm just joking around. Y0j1mb0 is a very cool dude, and he has some serious skills in Street Fighter. I'm sure he appreciates a good bit of trash talking as much as the next man, so I just couldn't resist.

I had a really fun time playing Street Fighter with you guys, and I'd love to do it again. How about this Wednesday or Thursday night? I'll take any challengers.

GT: ShinigamiBV. Bring it.

Everyone's been there at some point. After reaching that last save point or taking down a difficult boss, you put down the sweaty controller, stretch out your aching fingers, rub your glazed-over eyes, and glance at the clock.


Dun dun DUNNNNNN!!!

Shit. It's 5 AM and I have work in the morning!

Surely almost every gamer worth his (or her) salt has reached the point where they take things too far and go overboard in their gaming habits. I'm not even going to touch upon the amount of money that people spend on their video games (which can be ludicrous at times), but I'll instead focus on the amount of time that people spend. Marathon sessions are enjoyable, especially when red-hot properties like Metal Gear Solid and Smash Bros. are released, but the consequences are not always pleasant:


Side note: what the hell is wrong with that man's hair?! Looks like a reverse-leopard.

Learning to balance gaming with responsibilities in "the real world" is a difficult task for some people, with school, work, and family often competing for time with the likes of aliens, zombies, and those endless fucking bullets from Ikaruga. Skipping class, calling out of work sick, and ignoring social events are all fairly common when a huge game is released (I'm looking at you, people who bought GTAIV at midnight!). I don't even need to bring up World of Warcraft, do I? Hell, too much of a good thing can even be a matter of life and death for some people:


"Ready to roll out!"

As with all things, moderation is the key. I've had to learn this the hard way through my 20+ years of gaming, because I've spent many a night glued to the computer playing StarCraft or running through quests in Oblivion for hours on end. After I reach a certain point, I know I should stop playing, but I don't. I might be too tired or aggravated to enjoy playing the game, yet I trudge onward. MUST.KEEP.GOING. I suppose this could be considered an addiction by some, and the topic of internet addiction has even been suggested for inclusion in the "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders."

I always feel some guilt and remorse after spending an entire night playing video games. I tend to think, damn, I could have been WAY more productive with those hours of my life. I think my personal record was around 12 hours spent on God of War II in a 24-hour period, which pretty much left me feeling like shit afterward.


He fucked up my day like the Blade of Olympus in Zeus' chest

I suppose that my guilt comes from the fact that I'm playing alone in my room, with the curtains drawn like some Howard Hughes-ian recluse, as I almost never do marathon sessions with other people. Maybe this is because I keep weird hours, and that most of my friends are in bed while I'm wide awake. Or maybe it's the fact that I can't stand playing with some of the annoying bastards on Xbox Live for more than a couple hours at a time.

Since getting a full-time job after college, I haven't had the time or energy to invest in video games like I used to, which I suppose is a good thing. I would probably self-destruct if left on my own for too long. So what about you guys? What's the longest amount of time (in one sitting, or cumulative time) you've ever spent on a single game?