Fist of the North Char, son.

Turn ons: Cursing, music from the '90s, sleeping
Turn offs: "Games as art," 4chan culture, wet socks
Favorite gaming genres: Beat-'em-ups, 2D fighters, turn-based/real time strategy games
Winners: Don't use drugs
America: Fuck yeah!

Playing right now:
Whatever, nobody reads this.


"This ain't a god damned field trip, people. This is a fuckin' war!!"

-Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead. One of the most badass characters ever put to film.





My personal Hall of Fame:
Mega Man II, III, 9, and 10 (NES/XBLA)
Streets of Rage 2 (Genesis)
Contra + Super C (NES)
The Legend of Zelda + Link to the Past (NES/SNES)
Final Fantasy VI (SNES)
RBI Baseball (NES)
StarCraft I + II (PC)
Castle Crashers (XBLA)
Mass Effect Trilogy (360)
Super Street Fighter IV AE (360)
King of Fighters XIII (360)
XCOM: Enemy Unknown (360)

R.I.P. RetroforceGO! Also, big ups to the Giant Bombcast.


KAWAII MOBIRU SUUTSU!!!!

Anime and manga are cool. Mobile Suit Gundam, FLCL, Gurren Lagann, Rurouni Kenshin, Hellsing, and Death Note. In that order.



Adding to my ODB shrine, Us3d ta b3 and Grunchk1n teamed up to make something magnificent. I present to you the Ol' Dirty Gundam:


Congraturation this story is happy end. Thank you.