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Why New Podtoid Will be Blatantly Better than Old Podtoid
Chainsawface | 9:50 PM on 05.01.2010 15 comments


It's time to stop crying over Anthony's departure from Dtoid and realize the truth; the New Podtoid is going to be awesome and here's why

Brad is the New Host
I think we all remember when Brad hosted that one episode. Shit was awesome. Not only is Brad incredibly fast ( but not in that way, ladies) but he is also the king of non-sequiter stories. Having games of the week interrupted by a story about this one time Brad chased a pigeon is gonna be awesome. Plus, no more stupid tunes to be hummed by Anthony while he looks for a good listener question.

Samit's Going to Shut Up
The days of Anthony defending Samit are over, and the new era of quick hits will reign; no longer will we have to hear 'let him talk' several times a podcast, and instead Brad will cut Sports Sarkar off when his time is up.

Broseph Leray Is The New Linde.
A good dose of hilarity and sometimes intelligence, Joseph Leray will be replacing Linde in the podcast. However, he adds some much needed awesomeness that Linde never had, and is not quite as cynical. We've had him on before as well, and if I remember correctly, he was in 'Dogsuit' one of the funniest episode's ever. Also, 'Sup Boners' is the greatest catchphrase ever.

Jim is the New Smart Guy
With Anthony gone, Jim is the new boss of intellectual game analysis, and the next guy to be able to talk down to Brad, yet also fear him. However, unlike Anthony, we won't have any awkward pauses, and will instead have hilarious british metaphors.

We'll Get Some New Cast Members
This is a great time to get to know some other Dtoiders who haven't been on podtoid yet. We might even get another girl for Jim to traumatize, which is always fun.



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Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2010 22:36
Daxelman
Elsa for Podcast!
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2010 22:40
Electrium
What do you mean Aaron Linde wasn't awesome?! Boy, you're walkin a thin line.

But yeah, other than that I agree =P. The changes are bittersweet, really. I figure it had to happen eventually so I might as well just be excited about it.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 00:58
TewDee
Aaron was my favorite person on the podcast. :(
Birdman the Friendly's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 02:18
Birdman the Friendly
Aww I loved Linde! But yeah, he never said "Sup Boners" so he definitely loses points there.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 02:59
Velt
I need for podtoid to come back... i need podcasts at the gym.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 03:17
Occams electric toothbrush
While I'll certainly miss the old podtoid, I say bring it.

garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 06:04
garethxxgod
I've listened to one podtoid so far and while I don't wanna be a dick I did notice Samit went on for way too long, kinda overanalysing everything. I mean I kinda do the same thing but I can usually change subjects, instead of listing a million reasons why I like Green Day Rock Band.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 10:19
grasslunatic
I'm looking forward to hearing some new people on Podtoid.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 12:19
ace of knaves
If no one replaces Anthony as Samit Defender he's gonna be gone for good too soon enough.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 12:42
Qraze
it'll be better. aaron linde isn't a part of dtoid anymore and hasn't been for a long time which just brings up the topic, why was he in nearly all of em? he don't work here, he don't post here, and don't comment on thing here. fuck him and anthony.
LackofPants's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 14:07
LackofPants
@Qraze

Because Linde was a huge part of this site (he had Jim's position, you tard) and was on Podtoid when he was here and stuck with it for a very long time after. Fuck you, Burch and Linde helped make Podtoid hilarious.

@Chainsawface

This article smears Linde a little too much, and Anthony's 'tunes.' And Sup Boners is a great catchphrase, I agree. But it doesn't feel like a blatantly better, so meh.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 17:40
Xzyliac
LackOfPants knows that Podtoid is SRS BZNSS.
Chainsawface's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 20:23
Chainsawface
@LackofPants

I liked Linde as well; maybe if wasn't clear, but 'a good dose of hilarity and sometimes intelligence' was reffering to Linde as well as Leray. Of course, Linde is OLD, and Leray is new and hip. All the kids will love him.

Same with rev and Brad.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 01:13
Beyamor
Bring back Summa!
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