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... Role-Playing Games:
1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mother 3
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. EarthBound
7. Lost Odyssey
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Paper Mario
10. Final Fantasy IX

... Adventure Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Sam & Max Hit the Road
6. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
7. Grim Fandango
8. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
9. The Secret of Monkey Island
10. Professor Layton and the Curious Village

... 2D Action/Adventure Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Cave Story
4. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
6. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
7. StarTropics
8. Shadow Complex
9. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
10. Metroid Fusion

... 3D Action/Adventure Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. God of War II
5. God of War
6. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
7. Metroid Prime
8. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
9. Okami
10. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

... Survival Horror Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Dead Space
3. Resident Evil 2
4. Dead Space 2
5. Resident Evil
6. Dino Crisis 2
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Alan Wake
9. Silent Hill
10. Dino Crisis

... Open World Games:
1. Red Dead Redemption
2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
3. Bully
4. Grand Theft Auto IV
5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
6. Infamous
7. L.A. Noire
8. Prototype
9. Crackdown
10. Crackdown 2

... 2D Action Games:
1. Contra III: The Alien Wars
2. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
3. Gunstar Heroes
4. ActRaiser
5. Contra 4
6. Ninja Gaiden
7. Gunstar Super Heroes
8. Viewtiful Joe 2
9. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
10. Viewtiful Joe

... 3D Action Games:
1. Gears of War 2
2. Bayonetta
3. Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
4. Vanquish
5. Gears of War
6. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
7. Sin & Punishment
8. No More Heroes
9. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
10. Earth Defense Force 2017

... Strategy Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. StarCraft
3. Fire Emblem
4. Pikmin 2
5. Advance Wars
6. StarCraft II
7. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
8. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
9. Pikmin
10. Plants vs. Zombies

... Sports Games:
1. Punch-Out!!
2. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
3. Wii Sports Resort
4. Wii Sports
5. Super Punch-Out!!
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Tennis
8. Pilotwings 64
9. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
10. International Superstar Soccer 64

... First-Person Shooters:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. BioShock
5. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
6. Singularity
7. Resistance 2
8. Call of Duty: Black Ops
9. Left 4 Dead
10. Goldeneye

... Racing Games:
1. Uniracers
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Diddy Kong Racing
4. F-Zero
5. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
6. Mario Kart 64
7. Wave Race 64
8. F-Zero GX
9. Excitebike 64
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

... 2D Platformers:
1. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi�s Island
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Meat Boy
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mega Man 2
7. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
8. Mega Man 9
9. LittleBigPlanet 2
10. Kirby�s Epic Yarn

... 3D Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Banjo Kazooie
4. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
5. Super Mario 64
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
7. Jak 3
8. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
9. Jak II
10. Conker's Bad Fur Day

... Fighting Games:
1. Street Fighter IV
2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
3. Super Smash Bros. Melee
4. Super Smash Bros.

... Puzzle Games:
1. Tetris Attack
2. Planet Puzzle League
3. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
4. Meteos
5. Puzzle Quest 2
6. Tetrisphere
7. Tetris DS

... Variety Games:
1. World of Goo
2. Shatter
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Katamari Damacy
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
6. Devil's Crush
7. Flower
8. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
9. Boom Blox
10. Wario Ware, Inc: Mega Microgame$

... Rhythm Games:
1. Elite Beat Agents
2. Parappa the Rapper
3. Rock Band 2
4. Rock Band
5. Guitar Hero
6. Um Jammer Lammy
7. Guitar Hero II
8. Karaoke Revolution - Volume 2
9. Karaoke Revolution Party
10. Karaoke Revolution

... Shooters:
1. Ikaruga
2. Star Fox 64
3. PixelJunk Shooter
4. Gradius III
5. Air Zonk
6. PixelJunk Shooter
7. Galaga Legions
8. Space Invaders Extreme
9. R-Type III: The Third Lightning
10. Omega Five

... Party/Multiplayer Games:
1. Mario Party
2. Mario Party 2
3. Scene It?
4. Mario Party 6
5. Mario Party 7
6. UNO
7. Mario Party 3
8. Pac-Man Vs.
9. Mario Party 5
10. Mario Party 4

... Simulations:
1. Roller Coaster Tycoon
2. Animal Crossing
3. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
4. Nintendogs
5. Animal Crossing: Wild World

... Light Gun Games:
1. Link's Crossbow Training

... Collections:
1. God of War Collection
2. Metroid Prime Trilogy
3. Final Fantasy Anthology
4. Final Fantasy Origins
5. Final Fantasy Collection
6. Sonic Mega Collection

... Beat 'em Ups:
1. Castle Crashers
2. River City Ransom
3. MadWorld

... LEGO:
1. LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
2. LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
3. LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
4. LEGO Batman
5. LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

... NES Games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Mega Man 2
3. Mike Tyson�s Punch-Out!!
4. StarTropics
5. Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
6. Castlevania III: Dracula�s Curse
7. The Legend of Zelda
8. River City Ransom
9. Ninja Gaiden
10. Snake Rattle �n� Roll

... Super NES Games:
1. Super Metroid
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
3. Final Fantasy VI
4. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
5. Contra III: The Alien Wars
6. Chrono Trigger
7. Final Fantasy IV
8. EarthBound
9. Super Mario World
10. Uniracers

... Genesis Games:
1. Gunstar Heroes
2. Earthworm Jim
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
5. Shining Force
6. Beyond Oasis

... TurboGrafx-16 Games:
1. Air Zonk
2. Devil's Crush
3. Neutopia II
4. Neutopia
5. Bomberman '93
6. Bonk's Adventure
7. Alien Crush
8. R-Type
9. Cho Aniki
10. Bonk's Revenge

... Nintendo 64 Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Paper Mario
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Super Mario 64
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
6. Goldeneye 007
7. Star Fox 64
8. Conker's Bad Fur Day
9. Banjo-Tooie
10. Diddy Kong Racing

... PlayStation Games:
1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Final Fantasy VII
5. Resident Evil 2
6. Final Fantasy VIII
7. Spyro the Dragon
8. Parappa the Rapper
9. Dino Crisis 2
10. Ape Escape

... GameCube Games:
1. Resident Evil 4
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Pikmin 2
4. Metroid Prime
5. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
6. Pikmin
7. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
10. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

... PlayStation 2 Games:
1. Shadow of the Colossus
2. God of War II
3. God of War
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
8. Ico
9. Final Fantasy XII
10. Okami

... Xbox Games:
1. Halo

... Wii Games:
1. Super Mario Galaxy 2
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Donkey Kong Country Returns
5. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
7. Kirby's Epic Yarn
8. Punch-Out!!
9. Wii Sports Resort
10. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

... PlayStation 3 Games:
1. Valkyria Chronicles
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
4. LittleBigPlanet 2
5. LittleBigPlanet
6. God of War III
7. Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
8. Final Fantasy XIII
9. Uncharted: Drake�s Fortune
10. Resistance 2

... Xbox 360 Games:
1. Half-Life 2
2. Portal 2
3. Portal
4. Lost Odyssey
5. BioShock
6. Red Dead Redemption
7. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
9. Mass Effect 2
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum

... PC Games:
1. Day of the Tentacle
2. Full Throttle
3. StarCraft
4. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
5. StarCraft II
6. Sam & Max Hit the Road
7. King�s Quest III: To Heir is Human
8. Grim Fandango
9. King�s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
10. The Secret of Monkey Island

... Game Boy/Game Boy Color Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Metroid II: Return of Samus
5. Final Fantasy Adventure
6. Final Fantasy Legend
7. Golf
8. Tennis

... Game Boy Advance Games:
1. Mother 3
2. Fire Emblem
3. Wario Ware: Twisted!
4. Advance Wars
5. Drill Dozer
6. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
7. Metroid Fusion
8. Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
10. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

... Nintendo DS Games:
1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser�s Inside Story
2. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
3. Elite Beat Agents
4. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
5. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
6. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
7. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
8. Contra 4
9. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
10. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

... Nintendo 3DS Games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pilotwings Resort

... WiiWare Games:
1. Cave Story
2. World of Goo
3. Mega Man 9
4. Fluidity
5. Mega Man 10
6. Final Fantasy IV: The After Years

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1. Shatter
2. PixelJunk Shooter 2
3. PixelJunk Monsters
4. Flower
5. PixelJunk Shooter
6. Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
7. Noby Noby Boy

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1. Super Meat Boy
2. Shadow Complex
3. Limbo
4. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
5. Braid
6. Plants vs. Zombies
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8. Castle Crashers
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Why dolphins are amazing - Reason #1341
Chad Concelmo | 1:19 PM on 05.05.2008 51 comments


A few weeks back I posted a video about a dolphin named Winter that was getting a prosthetic tail after she lost it in a crab trap when she was only two-months old (damn you, crab traps!).

Well, the process is now complete and Winter appears to be happier than ever.

Check out these incredible (and incredibly cute) pictures:


Before the prosthetic tail.


My future wife.


My future wife being amazing.


Cutest picture EVER!

Honestly, this is one of the most amazing stories I have ever read. Although humans can be a-holes sometimes (i.e. the inventors of the crab trap), it is nice to know remarkably kind people like this exist in our world.

Scientists rule.

[Thanks Snaileb and Blindside -- you also rule]



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:26
BlindsideDork
That is one happy looking dolphin!
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:27
power-glove
I have to ask you this, Chad, have you ever had the opportunity to swim with these magnificent creatures?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:28
Chad Concelmo
@power-glove,
Not yet. I was supposed to do it in Cancun, but it didn't work out.
I am planning on taking a trip down to San Diego this summer to do it. :)
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:29
Conrad Zimmerman
Ain't technology grand?
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:30
power-glove
Also, hopefully this type work can lead to other animal prosthetics and lead to advances the human prosthetic field.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:37
braulio09
chad, i guess you didn't book your swimming session? same thing happened to me...but i remembered booking it the next time i went to cancun.

having the dolphin's nose push me was fantastic.. and it tickled.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:40
Samit Sarkar
That story is AMAZING! But those photos are enlarged terribly (damn Elephant image software). Chad, dear, would you mind posting the link to the actual story?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:47
Justice
Chad you can't marry a dolphin, I'm sorry, it's only legal in Texas.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:53
topgeargorilla
That's adorable.

i think they did this with a sea turtle that lost three of his legs. Now he can swim free and happy!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:00
Chad Concelmo
@Samit,
Yeah, I was bummed about the pic quality as well.
Here you go: Amazing! :)
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:13
Velt
Are you going to have sexual intercourse with dolphins?
I wonder how that works...
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:14
DaedHead8
What an awsome story. Prosthetics still creep me out though. I'm a horrible person. I blame the uncanny valley.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:16
wardrox
bionic-dolphins! gonna take over the WORLD!!!!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:20
Brian Szabelski
Dolphin cyborgs - the way of the future.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:22
gotdurnrite
I got trapped by crabs once. I didn't get a prosthetic tho. I just had to shave and use a special ointment.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:26
MaxVest
They didn't put lasers on the prosthetic tail, did they? They did put lasers on it???

That's it. We're doomed. I can't believe those morons fell for it -- the sympathy play is the oldest trick in the book.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:27
Tiff
awww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:35
Cowzilla3
Tiff thats what I was going to say!

AAAAWWWWW!!!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:36
Cataract
See Chad, this is why people eat crabs, but not dolphins.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:37
topgeargorilla
@gotdurnrite

Is that Orgazmo? With the fat lady?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:45
blehman
@tgg

Yeah, that's T-rex alright. As for that dolphin, the things people think up is crazy. Wow.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:51
garrfunkel
I love a happy ending.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:57
Darren Nakamura
Hooray for science!
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:58
naia-the-gamer
Awwwww... I think there's something in my eye. No, it's dust. I swear.

Excuse me ;_;
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 14:59
Clint
It's only a small step from prosthetic tails to this

adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:01
adultswim810
crab traps killed my father! And raped my mother!
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:06
Blake
@Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

And once those are created, Chad will be the one to rule them all.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:07
ParaParaKing
That poor but very cute dolphin.
KnuxSonic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:08
KnuxSonic
How the hell does it stay on? Did they bolt it on?
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:12
welkstar
d'awwwwww..... :)
Pinhead Gunpowder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:18
Pinhead Gunpowder
"Crab Trap" thats what i used to call my ex-girlfriend kind of like the real thing they both suck cock, but ya this story is awesome. Also Chad have you ever seen sea oters. they could soon give dolphins a run for there money
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:20
Aaron Mxy Yost
Yay, happy dolphin!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:21
king3vbo
BELIEVE IT!
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:24
perri
Thats incredible! Next up, Cancer.
MINOR THREAT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:26
MINOR THREAT
People who invented crab traps aren't evil. They are AMAZING!! For without these little cages, I could not enjoy succulent crab legs at Hooters. Your stupid little dolphin is the dumbass that went into a crab trap tail first. Don't get me wrong, I like dolphins, they save us from sharks and are sexually attracted to humans; And that's cool in my book.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:33
Clint
@Minor Threat

Oh shit! You pissed him off, and now he's coming to get you!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:34
TrailerParkJesus
Awwwwwwwwwesome!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:41
MechaMonkey
Bionic dolphins FTW
MINOR THREAT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:42
MINOR THREAT
Actually, on further thought, I take back my pre3vious statement about how dolphins are cool in my book. Dolphins are the assholes of the sea. They lie in wait around the boat and destroy any fish that I release. No, I can't keep the fish, because it's too small or too large. I can't even scare the dolphins off before I throw the fish back in. Fish and wildlife almost gave me a citation for slapping an oar on the water to scare them off and give the poor little fish a fighting chance. as soon as I let the little guy go, it's foam and scales. So I say "fie on you dolphins!"
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:54
The GHost
I heard that the actual limb was developed by a puppy.

Pics or it didn't happen...



Having the time to make, I mean, find stuff like this is probably the best part of being done school :D
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:57
AgentMOO
Reason 4352352 why dolphins will overtake us as the dominant species on earth
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 16:11
Maurice Tan
If you could remote-control the tail, that would be awesome. Imagine the kind of stress levels you could research in dolphin brains by continuous non-voluntary movement!

Hmm, how the hell did I ever pass my ethics class?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 18:06
Topher Cantler
That is so awesome. He's like a cyborg now!
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 18:22
niacin
I'm so confused it's such an awesome story but you found it in the daily mail... but damn she looks so happy.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 18:36
kepler
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that the US Navy use dolphins for finding explosive mines at sea.

That could end much worse than a tail trapped in a crab trap.

Its a fantastic story though.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 19:29
Brilliam
i hope this has convinced you not to eat crab! don't fund the dolphin-hurting industry!
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 19:57
gotdurnrite
@topgeargorilla

Yes that is Orgasmo.

"You're gonna make me cum or I'm gonna kick your butt."
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 20:41
Velt
goodbye and thanks for all the fish!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 06:28
Dead Movie Star
Your only up to the 1000's?
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