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Swimming with dolphins: A journey in pictures
Chad Concelmo | 12:30 PM on 02.23.2009 128 comments


First off, I have to thank the Destructoid community for everything you are about to read. Without you guys this never would have happened, so … thank you from the bottom of my heart. <3

As some of you may know, I got to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine this past Saturday: swimming with dolphins.

A few months back a large handful of Destructoid community members chipped it to buy me a birthday present in the form of an Interactive Dolphin Program at Sea World in San Diego.

It was the greatest experience of my entire life.

But let’s start at the beginning.

Honestly, everything from the minute I woke up until I arrived at Sea World was a giant OMG blur. It goes without saying that I was in an extremely happy mood.

But don’t take my word for it. Let these pictures speak for themselves:


OMG I GET TO SWIM WITH DOLPHINS TODAY!


OMG SHOWER!


OMG GETTING DRESSED!


OMG CEREAL!


OMG WALKING MY DOG LUNA!


OMG BRUSHING MY TEETH!


OMG DRIVING TO SAN DIEGO!


OMG MORE DRIVING!


OMG SOME MORE DRIVING!


Boo, traffic.


OMG THE TRAFFIC IS GONE!


OMG GAS!


OMG I’M ALMOST THERE!


OMG I PARKED IN LOT E3!


OMG THE ENTRANCE TO SEA WORLD!


OMG I AM ONLY A FEW STEPS AWAY!

And then I arrived.

The Dolphin Interactive Program.



Once I checked in I was placed in a group with five other people (more on something amazing relating to this later) and brought into a classroom.



Here, we learned a little about dolphins, including what they eat (rainbows!), where they live (an undersea kingdom!), and who is destined to be their king (me!). Seriously, though, the classroom portion was basically just a refresher course on what not to do when handling a dolphin: poke it in its eye, stick your hand in its mouth, or cover its blowhole. Thankfully, I was not planning on doing any of those three things.

Once the class was over, our group was led into a locker room, where I promptly changed into my wetsuit.

I wanted to run right into the GIANT TANK FULL OF DOLPHINS that was only a few feet away, but, sadly, I had to wait for the entire group to get ready.

Okay, now what I am about to tell you is super embarrassing. But we are all family and you would never laugh at me for this, right? Right?

As we walked to the ladder to descend into the GIANT TANK FULL OF DOLPHINS I actually stopped myself because I started feeling a little strange. The rest of the group was lowering themselves into the freezing cold water and I was just standing there like an idiot.

All of a sudden I realized what was happening: I was bawling like a four-year-old girl.

Oh, yeah. No joke. I was so emotional about getting in the water with the creatures I have been obsessed with since I was a little kid that I just lost it.

The trainer (Kelly) asked me if I was okay and I think I made up some lame excuse that something was stuck in my eye. But instead of saying that, it came out of my mouth sounding something like this: “Zi’m pine. I zust fink I *sniff* has zomethink *sniff* stick un my eyebz.”

Ugh.

Once I pulled myself together I threw caution to the wind and just hopped right into the water (screw you, ladder!). I saw the trainer do that as well and wanted to do anything I could to be like her.



The entire session lasted for about an hour, but I swear it is hard to remember the details. I was in such a haze of happiness that I could barely focus on anything.

As a group, we got to swim with the dolphins (a mother and daughter pair that were the cutest things I have ever seen), get pushed around the tank by the dolphins, feed the dolphins, train the dolphins, and pet the dolphins. I, naturally, reached out and tried to pet the amazingly smart creatures every time they passed by us -- all this to the chagrin of the trainer (sorry, Kelly!).

Sadly, I could not bring my camera with me so I was at the mercy of some of the Sea World employees to grab a few shots as I was in the tank. While I would have loved to have more shots of me swimming in the water with the dolphins, the employees did a great job of getting some pretty memorable pictures.

I won’t bore you will all of them, but here are a few of my favorites:


Um, yeah ... that's me and a dolphin.


















The dolphin is making the Chad face. My God, could this day have been any more amazing?!

And now for some of the highlights (well, the ones I remember/were conscious for):

-I got to train the mother and daughter dolphins on my own once. Using a simple hand motion, I instructed them to swim to the other end of the tank and return to me “walking” on the water with their tails. Yup, doing that made me cry again. :/

-Every time you kissed the mother dolphin on the head it would make this ridiculously cute sound -- kind of like a baby laughing. It was amazing.

-One of the guys in my group contacted the Sea World people beforehand and had them put a note in a giant plastic bottle that the dolphins use for a toy. During the training, the dolphin brought the bottle to this guy’s girlfriend. She opened the bottle and read the note. THE NOTE ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM! There was even a ring attached! You better believe I cried after this happened! Note to whoever is going to propose to me someday: this is how it needs to happen.

I obviously don’t need to say that Saturday was the best day of my entire life. I truly feel like my life changed after the experience of swimming with the dolphins. Call me overdramatic, I don’t care. You can call me anything you want! I got to swim with dolphins and I am so freakin’ happy!

Thanks again to the people that made this happen. There aren’t enough smiley face emoticons to express my eternal gratitude. :)



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the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
This made me happy just reading this, go Chad!

If only I had an unusually strong fixation with dolphins...
electric goldfish's Destructoid Blog
That's so great that you got to participate in that. The pics definitely show the big smile you had all day. :)
RAB's Destructoid Blog
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

also, jesus half left. really?
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
I'm pretty sure the pics of you getting ready/traveling are the greatest ever to be released on the internet.
Tascar's Destructoid Blog
What a wonderful day. :)
Wyrmidon's Destructoid Blog
As you may well know, I have never talked to you (so hello Chad i am Ron). Anyway, It is awesome that you were able to do swim with dolphins! awesome blog, those pictures were great btw.
nademagnet's Destructoid Blog
WOOOO!!! Yay for you Chad!
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
Chad. I love you so god damn much. Jesus Christ.
sweetchuck's Destructoid Blog
Just reading this made me happy! Congrats Chad!
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
AMAZING
Haxan's Destructoid Blog
So happy for you, Chadders! It's so awesome to see dreams come true. Especially for really nice, good-natured people like you.
PySk's Destructoid Blog
lol @KDOG96

btw AMAZING!
lwelyk's Destructoid Blog
Your life is now complete Chad, you will never have a happier day. Unless you buy SeaWorld and swim with the dolphins every day.
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
This may be the most wonderful post ever made on this website. So happy for you Chad.
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
Best. Post/Day/Pictures. EVER :)
mix's Destructoid Blog
Awesome stuff Chad, great pictures!
looks like it was mega fun!!!!!
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
d'aaawwwwwwwwwwwww
Knives's Destructoid Blog
You were in SD on saturday, that explains why it was such great day a little more south, here in TJ :)
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Chad. I love you. I want one of your baby human-dolphin hybrids.

Also; comment #69, bitches.
falinter's Destructoid Blog
virtual high five chad!
Thats so awesome!
Necros's Destructoid Blog
So happy you enjoyed it that much!
kepler's Destructoid Blog
Congratulations. I shed a tear for you.
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
I'm so excited you got to experience that. You should just quit your job and start working at sea world.
seigfreid's Destructoid Blog
I can not contain my happiness right now. THIS IS AMAZING!!!
AlmightyTooth's Destructoid Blog
I'm getting a little teary just reading this.
Stella Wong's Destructoid Blog
I know you make the OMG face everyday Chad and this post makes me happy for you seriously this calls for the the BEST DAY EVVVVVVVVVER!!!! :3 :D :) :D :3 :)

i love how you have a Mario toothbrush. :3
Kayka's Destructoid Blog
I'm glad you had so much fun. This post made my day. =)
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
This is fucking amazing! You deserve this man.

And thanks for supporting Chevron and letting my dad keep his job!
FalconReaper's Destructoid Blog
That really made my day dude, I envy you right now.
Chad Face FTMFW!
flamecondor's Destructoid Blog
:D

That made me smile soo much.
RiotMonster's Destructoid Blog
That's so amazing!! I'm happy to hear that one of your dreams has come true.. and what awesome people at Dtoid!! To pitch in for your birthday and make this happen.. wow.. =]

Those pictures are epic and those dolphins were sweet. :3 Your story almost made me tear up a bit..
TheCleaningGuy's Destructoid Blog
Congats Chad, this is the greatest story ever :D.
AMAAAZING!!
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
cool swim with dolphins bro.
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
I was just at Sea World not even two months ago or else I probably would have met up with you.

Amazing.

The cereal picture is my favorite.
darkwhitehair's Destructoid Blog
ugh... ice melting... turning humane... ugh... all this cuteness and happiness... TOO MUCH!!!

I dont think I ever felt this way about anything the way you feel about dolphins... Im really happy for you... now I have to go watch fox news to turn into me again...

thanks a lot jerk...
Dan CiTi's Destructoid Blog
This sounds like the inspiration to an epic moment in the Destructoid/Retroforce RPG.
Mirax's Destructoid Blog
This blog just made my day. Dolphins freakin' rock.
I'm glad you had a good time!
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
Consider my day...made.
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
That must have been one of the greatest things ever!
I think about the things I like and want and you actually got to experience yours!
Amazing, Chad! Gotta love it, man! Love that! Yeah!
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Nothing else to add :)

<3333
Faith's Destructoid Blog
BEST WEEK EVER FOR CHAD!
Maxpower's Destructoid Blog
You being happy with dolphins made me happy. Fucking amazing Chad.
10BobMarleys's Destructoid Blog
LMAO @ HalfLeft.

Chad, that's the most amazing thing ever. You were so into it you couldn't even make the Chad face.
Dimly's Destructoid Blog
Haha, looks like fun!
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
OMG DOLPHIN CHAD FACE!

You need to put that picture on your business card or something, it's just too perfect.

The blog made me laugh and tear up a bit in a very good way.

You are going to need a new word that is better then AMAZING to describe this in the future.
Stratus's Destructoid Blog
This story could make the most stone faced Asian man smile Chad! Grats on the BEST DAY EVER!
wilbo's Destructoid Blog
freakin epic!
jackal27's Destructoid Blog
OMG! I laughed SO hard at that first part!

I'm so happy for you Chad... You're such a great guy, you deserve it.
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
those pics are so incredibly cute. looks like you had an amazing time! lol @ crying. also cute.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Simply amazing!


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