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That revelation alone is enough to make fun of me for months, but please just hear me out.
Looking past the unbelievably obnoxious young people who think they are the coolest human beings on the planet, there was one shining light of amazing. Well, before I tell you about that, let me just vent about one of the obnoxious people. His name is Ryan.
He is 19-years-old (this is important to the story) and just got back from serving in Iraq. Noble cause, sure, but all respect and admiration I could have had for this guy went out the window after this dialogue exchange: Random roommate (to Dan): You were in Iraq? Ryan (in a I-am-so-cool tone): Yeah. Random roommate: What made you go? Ryan (super serious): 9/11 Now, let’s do the math. During 9/11, RYAN WAS ELEVEN-YEARS-OLD! Ugh. I still get douche chills just thinking about it. But now to the part of the show that actually made me not want to kill myself. There is a guy on the show named JD and, no joke, he is a dolphin trainer. A DOLPHIN TRAINER! Who really does that for a job?!
After he announced it they showed a montage of him swimming with said dolphins for, like, five minutes.
It was absolutely amazing. I want to be JD. And, yes, that is the saddest thing I have ever typed in my entire life. Oh, also, newly discovered gay lizard:
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Quad post!
Yeah, I even hate myself a little bit.
But ... there was a dolphin trainer ...
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... guys? :(
*fun fact*
i'm searching for real estate in nyc, and frequent a few blogs to get the lowdown on neighborhoods and where i may want to live. curbed.com (which is the shit btw) appears to be obsessed w/ finding out useless info on 'the city' and 'real world brooklyn'. apparently, none of the bars in red hook, williamsburg and other desirable parts of brooklyn wanted the cast members or crews inside. neither did a majority of the bars in manhattan, causing most of the casts drinking to be done miles away in a bar owned by pete wentz or some shit. i just find it hilarious that hipsters won't let douchebags in their bar. i sense a dodgeball title for xbla.
Oh I am never watching it again. It was too awful. (Or, at least I am telling you all if I do.)
I just thought their inclusion of a dolphin trainer earned them some points. :)
@Falinter
Check this out, I was impressed.
Ever since they started giving them jobs and stopped following them out to do stuff that they cared about individually (Like career stuff and political rallies), the show and its concept went to shit.
Sould Calibur Tie in? PINK LEEzard Man!
However, in time it got to the point I couldn't take it anymore, and eventually I never watched it again. I can see why Chad might have tuned in to watch it ...
but seriously ... a professional dolphin trainer?
It was AC Slater. Also, why does Mario Lopez still get so much exposure?
I wanted to say Slater, but didn't want to be wrong and couldn't be bothered to google it.
Um, Dolphin trainer and Gay Lizard? Good day huh Chad? Probably made you feel better for sitting through that. Its as if God was watching you and rewarded you for your masochism.
Pink lizards are even better.
I love those big lizards, I think they look cool.
Though I did wish I were a dolphin trainer and I did think of Chad when I heard that.
Gay lizard? Thats not fair, just cos he`s pretty in pink. He may have turned some red-blooded hetero-iguanas gay though, with his pink attire. Or maybe it is very, very gay. I reckon there are gay lizards out there somewhere, mincing around. Maybe thats why the species has only just been discovered, because the lizards make extra effort to hide, out of sheer embarrassment when humans arrive on the island. You could just imagine the poor little blighters facial expression as the Galapagos` human explorers point and laugh at the little pink scale ridden poof....awww, i feel for it. :)
Don't get to depressed!!!!!!!
Hang that head High Soldier! (No Pun Intended)
You might not like what the next step holds.